Cheach 0 #1 July 26, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uup9bW2uTlE&feature=player_embedded#!I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #2 July 26, 2010 and omg- I sound like a man. I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,538 #3 July 26, 2010 Now why didn't we think of that before??? Make the student do their own video, so we don't need a vidiot! Brilliant! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #4 July 26, 2010 Great idea huh? haha. For the record- it was planned. The pilot knew. Instructors knew. Oh wait- that one in the video- we left him out the little secret. I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 July 26, 2010 Nice legs HeatM looks like Spences love child You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #6 July 26, 2010 At least you kept your shoes on for that jump! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #7 July 26, 2010 Quote At least you kept your shoes on for that jump! Those aren't my shoes! I went straight there from SDD- so I had to borrow another guy's shoes. ****side note- I lost a shoe on exit at Skydive Dallas on Friday. :(I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,538 #8 July 26, 2010 Quote Nice legs Agreed. We need another camera mounted on the foot so we can properly ogle the student."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #9 July 26, 2010 Quote Quote At least you kept your shoes on for that jump! Those aren't my shoes! I went straight there from SDD- so I had to borrow another guy's shoes. ****side note- I lost a shoe on exit at Skydive Dallas on Friday. :( Great video cheach.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #10 July 26, 2010 Line twist on opening...karma.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #11 July 26, 2010 I still think he shoulda had the pilot try to shake ya off as he pushed... That'll teach ya! Just watch out for that step, word on the streets is skyflower_bloom JUST got her grill fixed!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #12 July 26, 2010 Quote Line twist on opening...karma. Nah! Lie twist on opening = static line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #13 July 26, 2010 So... did anyone tell the candidate instructor its "Bad Form" to call a real student an "asshole"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #14 July 26, 2010 Quote So... did anyone tell the candidate instructor its "Bad Form" to call a real student an "asshole"? I sure did!!! As for a foot mounted camera- I had lost a shoe the day before- so not on my list of plans!I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #15 July 26, 2010 Quote As for a foot mounted camera- I had lost a shoe the day before- so not on my list of plans! Well, maybe a shoe camera, a GPS and some sort of telemetry device would be in order... seeing as how you have a propensity to loose shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 July 26, 2010 Quote So... did anyone tell the candidate instructor its "Bad Form" to call a real student an "asshole"? It's also bad form to be touching up the studentYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #17 July 26, 2010 Quote It's also bad form to be touching up the student Holy SHIT that's funny!!! Yeah... right... 99% of the male instructors out there do that at one time or another... bad form or not! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #18 July 26, 2010 Where did you get those pants ? smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #19 July 26, 2010 Well- ya see. There were these crazy pleather pants at wal-mart for 3 bucks in the kids section- so another jumper bought them and I wore them. Then he found those somewhere. I wore them. Kids tights- I seem to jump in them a lot. edited to show original weird pantsI woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #20 July 26, 2010 BWAHAHAHAAA!!! you're a goober charityif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #21 July 26, 2010 Quote BWAHAHAHAAA!!! you're a goober charity HA! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #22 July 26, 2010 Post address and I'm sure y'all will get lots of interesting stuff to wear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #23 July 26, 2010 Quote Where did you get those pants ? Jumpmaster really hosed her on the jumpsuit selection... something about tight clothes on a girl or something..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyflower_bloom 0 #24 July 26, 2010 That is AWESOME! Lol.. yeah I would have been more scared of trying to maneuver back into the damn plane than escaping it asap.. anyway, highly commendable. And don't female jumpers always wear spandex? Lol they always make me wear a skintight jumpsuit to fall faster so if I wore anything else but spandex leggings and a tight tank it would not fit on me... Granted all my spandex is black but more points for the rockin' colors! So, do people in warm climes just not do the jumpsuit thing, or is that another C license privilege? Thanks for posting Oh and don't mess with me Robert, lol, my mouth still hurts, I cringed looking at the damn step that whole video, when he reached out to shake her I almost cried. "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." Gandhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #25 July 26, 2010 Oh trust me- I don't need to fall any faster. If I wore those pants on an rw jump- I would be all alone. I wear a jumpsuit when the situation calls for one. I wasn't going to put one on it 100 degree weather just to get out at 3500. But we do have first jump students and what not wear jumpsuits. I use the term jumpsuit ever so loosely. oh- and I didn't maneuver back in the plane. He solidly got me back in all on his own. I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites