theonlyski 3 #26 September 28, 2010 QuoteBut which lane are you in? If I am in the left lane and passing at a decent speed (say 5-10 over) and someone comes up on my ass, I'll still be passing the guy on the right, it just takes longer."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #27 September 28, 2010 And if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #28 September 28, 2010 DickWeeds annoy me to no end Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #29 September 28, 2010 QuoteAnd if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return. I don't generally cruise in the right lane, I found cops get ya more often there. I just move over to pass then move back. Ya assumed that I just pussyfoot in the left lane, and you're wrong."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #30 September 28, 2010 but don't get over until you are 2 1/2 seconds in front of me or I'll have to hit the brights, flip you off, pass you, pull in front of you, and hit the brakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #31 September 28, 2010 Don't bet your life on the assumption I care that much about dying You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #32 September 28, 2010 QuoteQuoteAnd if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return. I don't generally cruise in the right lane, I found cops get ya more often there. I just move over to pass then move back. Ya assumed that I just pussyfoot in the left lane, and you're wrong. If someone gets on my ass in the left lane then they are doing more than 20 over to catch me. I'll move as soon as I get a free break in traffic, as I expect them to. Otherwise, please dont slow down as that simply fucks up everybody. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #33 September 28, 2010 Same here when you cross the centerline coming at me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #34 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote When you tell someone your feelings and they reply, "that's bullshit", or something along those lines. Ohhhh yeah. + 1 You say that like your opinion matters. That's bullshit. Well, hello Shit Starter!See Ski - I told you that is who she is.Friggin Penguin lovers are all the same!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote And if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return. I don't generally cruise in the right lane, I found cops get ya more often there. I just move over to pass then move back. Ya assumed that I just pussyfoot in the left lane, and you're wrong. If someone gets on my ass in the left lane then they are doing more than 20 over to catch me. I'll move as soon as I get a free break in traffic, as I expect them to. Otherwise, please dont slow down as that simply fucks up everybody. Exactly. Another thing that annoys me is being in the left lane stuck behind a long line of cars with the right lane or two right lanes chock full with no gaps to move over to, and some jackass is riding my bumper. Wait your goddamn turn assfuck! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #36 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote And if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return. I don't generally cruise in the right lane, I found cops get ya more often there. I just move over to pass then move back. Ya assumed that I just pussyfoot in the left lane, and you're wrong. If someone gets on my ass in the left lane then they are doing more than 20 over to catch me. I'll move as soon as I get a free break in traffic, as I expect them to. Otherwise, please dont slow down as that simply fucks up everybody. Exactly. Another thing that annoys me is being in the left lane stuck behind a long line of cars with the right lane or two right lanes chock full with no gaps to move over to, and some jackass is riding my bumper. Wait your goddamn turn assfuck! Only deaf guy I know of thats got tourettes."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #37 September 28, 2010 Quote DickWeeds annoy me to no end So don't buy them.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And if the right lane is open-you're in the wrong lane and impeding traffic. Pass on the left and return to the right lane. Approach the next car, move to the left, pass, and return. I don't generally cruise in the right lane, I found cops get ya more often there. I just move over to pass then move back. Ya assumed that I just pussyfoot in the left lane, and you're wrong. If someone gets on my ass in the left lane then they are doing more than 20 over to catch me. I'll move as soon as I get a free break in traffic, as I expect them to. Otherwise, please dont slow down as that simply fucks up everybody. Exactly. Another thing that annoys me is being in the left lane stuck behind a long line of cars with the right lane or two right lanes chock full with no gaps to move over to, and some jackass is riding my bumper. Wait your goddamn turn assfuck! Only deaf guy I know of thats got tourettes. Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote DickWeeds annoy me to no end So don't buy them. But you did fill up your truck with the Thompsons I bet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote DickWeeds annoy me to no end So don't buy them. But you did fill up your truck with the Thompsons I bet Nope - i don't garden. i leave all that to the tree huggin freaks from the left coast.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #41 September 28, 2010 Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #42 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? No he means that a trip to the hospital to sew up the lacerations after the crash.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #43 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? Nah, I don't have anything on my vehicles that makes them easy to identify. There's a reason for that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #44 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? No he means that a trip to the hospital to sew up the lacerations after the crash. Ahh, I thought it might have been one of those cars that has a bumper sticker of something like 'Honk if you love Jesus'"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #45 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? No he means that a trip to the hospital to sew up the lacerations after the crash. I've never crashed because of road rage. I once made a friend pee his pants from laughing so fucking hard. To his credit he did stave off the initial leak and not soak my upholstery but I had to pull into a convenience store so he could go to the bathroom. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #46 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? No he means that a trip to the hospital to sew up the lacerations after the crash. I've never crashed because of road rage. I once made a friend pee his pants from laughing so fucking hard. To his credit he did stave off the initial leak and not soak my upholstery but I had to pull into a convenience store so he could go to the bathroom. You sure he didnt have to piss 3 hours prior, you just didnt hear him say it?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 September 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Dude, you should ride with me sometimes. I'll have you in stitches. Its the van that says 'Free Candy' in spray paint on the side... right? No he means that a trip to the hospital to sew up the lacerations after the crash. I've never crashed because of road rage. I once made a friend pee his pants from laughing so fucking hard. To his credit he did stave off the initial leak and not soak my upholstery but I had to pull into a convenience store so he could go to the bathroom. You sure he didnt have to piss 3 hours prior, you just didnt hear him say it? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
