pookieland 0 #1 November 15, 2010 This was a Great Weekend for me. OK, so this is my story and a day I won't forget. I'm stretched out on the couch watching the game in the Trailer with Norvel, So we’re drinken and yelling at the TV. And out the corner of my eye I saw a guy come in but didn't pay to much attention because I was into the game. Some time go's by and the same dude comes from out of the bathroom looks up and says pass me the peanuts. So I reach down not really paying attention but respectivley pass him the nutts, and soon after I started hearing this cracking and crutching like a professional who’s done this before and during a cermercial I notice a rythem of the nutts. So, I look up and in my head for a few seconds I see the dead guy from the wall at the bar. And then a minute later I catch myself starring at him but still in thought saying he can't be dead he's right hear. So, I point at this guy and it's you your Jerry Bird. I have always heard great stories of him and how he helped change the world of skydiving and he's 6ft away from me. So to make a short story long. He has the kooliest stories and I was tuned in when he started to speak. He tells me a story about being in the Bird House and over hearing a young lady saying. How great it was to ohner this dead guy named Jerry with his name above the bar. Well, I guess he turns to the lady and lets her know that he's not infact dead at all, and well that gave me a smile because I've had a chance to sit down with a Legend like him and just shoot the shit. So the point of this is that Jerry Bird is very much alive and kicking. I know this because I passed him the nuttz…. So here’s to Jerry Bird a True AssHole ... so that’s my story The End Stop Touching Me!!! Muff Brother# 4466 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 November 16, 2010 Very kewl ...You stay in this sport long, and you are going to run into many legends... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #3 November 16, 2010 So ...who won the game? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 November 16, 2010 You're probably one of very few people on the planet Pookie, that can say with a straight face: Jerry Bird ate my nuts! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 November 16, 2010 Quote You're probably one of very few people on the planet Pookie, that can say with a straight face: Jerry Bird ate my nuts! Well...other than that time in SanFransico.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 November 16, 2010 Quote You're probably one of very few people on the planet Pookie, that can say with a straight face: Jerry Bird ate my nuts! So . . . let me get this straight . . . Pookie was smiling while Jerry had his nuts in his hand, he handed Jerry his nuts without even looking, and wasn't surprised when there was a rythm to it.The moral of the story here is that you should ALWAYS know who you are handing your nutz to at the end of the day on the DZ.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #7 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote You're probably one of very few people on the planet Pookie, that can say with a straight face: Jerry Bird ate my nuts! So . . . let me get this straight . . . Pookie was smiling while Jerry had his nuts in his hand, he handed Jerry his nuts without even looking, and wasn't surprised when there was a rythm to it.The moral of the story here is that you should ALWAYS know who you are handing your nutz to at the end of the day on the DZ. And who eats nuts with someone named Pookie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 November 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You're probably one of very few people on the planet Pookie, that can say with a straight face: Jerry Bird ate my nuts! So . . . let me get this straight . . . Pookie was smiling while Jerry had his nuts in his hand, he handed Jerry his nuts without even looking, and wasn't surprised when there was a rythm to it.The moral of the story here is that you should ALWAYS know who you are handing your nutz to at the end of the day on the DZ. And who eats nuts with someone named Pookie? I ownder if Jerry will actually admit to eating Pookies nuts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 November 16, 2010 Somebody needs to get Pookie a "Jerry Bird Ate My Nuts" tee-shirt! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 November 16, 2010 Since WHEN do they have NUTTZ in the Muff Trailer®??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pookieland 0 #11 November 16, 2010 Now That's Funny..... Stop Touching Me!!! Muff Brother# 4466 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #12 November 16, 2010 Love you brah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #13 November 16, 2010 I love the way you guys pass me around without a second thought. I feel so used. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 November 16, 2010 Quote I love the way you guys pass me around without a second thought. I feel so used. Quitcherbitchen - you have been given lots of proper care, mouths and hands are sensative things, you know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
