d_squared431 0 #1 November 21, 2010 1.Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. 2. 2.5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem. 3.A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 4.A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off. 5.A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can 6.A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 7.According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying. 8.Actor Tommy Lee Jones and former Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard. 9.Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. 10.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 11.Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants 12.If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar 13.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Don't try this at home!) 14.Most lipstick contains fish scales. 15.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 16. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 November 21, 2010 90 percent of the men that read this, wish they were a pig! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #3 November 21, 2010 100 percent of the women... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 November 21, 2010 Quote 90 percent of the men that read this, wish they were a pig! I knew a guy would make a comment about that one...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #5 November 21, 2010 Quote 8.Actor Tommy Lee Jones and former Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard. 13.It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (Don't try this at home!) FORMER Al Gore?? Whos he now?? Mythbusters seezed with their eyes open "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 November 21, 2010 FORMER Al Gore?? Whos he now?? Van Alden on Boardwalk Empire... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote 90 percent of the men that read this, wish they were a pig! I knew a guy would make a comment about that one... I don't know if I could sing "Hallelujah!" for half an hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 November 21, 2010 Quote 6.A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. But are they multi-orgasmic? I'm being serious. Quote 9.Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. I just told a friend I have a blacklight for this reason. He didn't believe me. Quote 12.If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar My best friend knows a dude they call "$4.50" because his penis is so large... that if you laid out quarters on a table in a straight line, his penis would make it to the $4.50 line. I'm sure that's exaggerated. Quote 16. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. That explains a LOT with me. Fucking allergies!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 November 21, 2010 4.50 = just under 18 inches....I think somebody is taking some real 'inflation' into account! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 November 21, 2010 Quote 14.Most lipstick contains fish scales. So if you're wearing lipstick, I'm to assume kissing you is going to be like kissing a fish. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote 14.Most lipstick contains fish scales. So if you're wearing lipstick, I'm to assume kissing you is going to be like kissing a fish. I don't wear lipstick .....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote 14.Most lipstick contains fish scales. So if you're wearing lipstick, I'm to assume kissing you is going to be like kissing a fish. I don't wear lipstick ..... Good! I hate getting fish scales on me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #13 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote 14.Most lipstick contains fish scales. So if you're wearing lipstick, I'm to assume kissing you is going to be like kissing a fish. Think you're getting that far with her? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scruffy 0 #14 November 21, 2010 QuoteBut are they multi-orgasmic? I'm being serious. I really doubt there has been any study done in academia to answer that question for two reasons A. Because I just spent 15 minutes looking for one and B. Because even in Humans there is no agreement in what "multi-orgasmic even means, in fact there are 3 (quite contradictory) sexual response cycle models...even the best of which (in my opinion), the Masters and Johnson model denies the existence of the multi-orgasmic male. If I had to guess, and I have to because I can't find a single academic source for the length of orgasm in pigs (despite a pretty good review of the literature) the colloquial data shown is a (most likely exaggerated ) representation of how long ejaculation takes to complete in pigs. Probably more info than anyone cares for, but you asked.Peace, love and hoppiness Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 November 21, 2010 Quote [even the best of which (in my opinion), the Masters and Johnson model denies the existence of the multi-orgasmic male. Well, they're wrong, sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote [even the best of which (in my opinion), the Masters and Johnson model denies the existence of the multi-orgasmic male. Well, they're wrong, sorry. I agree John...I've had several this year alone! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 201 #17 November 21, 2010 Quote 16. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. I did alot of sneezing in the 70's. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #18 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote 16. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. I did alot of sneezing in the 70's. I did more snorting, than sneezing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 November 21, 2010 Quote 4.50 = just under 18 inches....I think somebody is taking some real 'inflation' into account! It's just under a half roll or quarters. Just call me 20 dollar Bill!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 November 21, 2010 Quote Quote Quote [even the best of which (in my opinion), the Masters and Johnson model denies the existence of the multi-orgasmic male. Well, they're wrong, sorry. I agree John...I've had several this year alone! I bet you really covet the advancement in technology, and the fleshlight.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #21 November 21, 2010 i don't even own a orgasmDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 November 22, 2010 7.According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying. In the US, suicide is illegal, but the mandatory sentence is life in prison. 9.Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. Health inspectors use blacklights to find rats by the urine trail. You don't want to know. 11.Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants Donald was on Dr Phil to discuss his long-term relationship that he has had with Daisy and the undetermined real relationship with his 3 "nephews". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #23 November 22, 2010 i know rats piss on everything. i bet you find rats piss wherever it's possible to get a rat.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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