Slappie 9 #1 November 8, 2001 Ok we haven't had a chain story in awhile.....Let's start it here...I was sitting in my office looking out the window when I noticed this huge green & puprle object in the sky. Wondering what I was looking at, a bright beem of blue light came from the underside of the "thing" knowing this wasn't something humans built I..............My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #2 November 8, 2001 ....opened up my desk drawer and pulled another handful of shrooms out of the baggie I bought at the swoop meet.My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #3 November 8, 2001 That was me, in my colorful jumpsuit with my bright blue chem lights practicing for...SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #4 November 8, 2001 co-ed naked night tandem base jumps. Everything was going perfectly, until pictures surfaced on...I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 November 8, 2001 The DEA's website... The pictures were tied to the photo evidence of the swooper selling shrooms too skydivers during the last swoop meet.... No names have been released except ........My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #6 November 8, 2001 Icarus and possibly a Deadalus......The FBI was at a loss to expalin what mythical greek heroes had to do with skydiving and so met an informant in a Greek bar named....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #7 November 8, 2001 ... Chuck Blue, aka SkymonkeyONE. The agents didn't get much from him, he was surrounded by women at the bar, drunk off his ass, and rambling on about Alabama, "Cobalts", and "Stupid f@#king people with cameras standing next to the blade"They figured the guy with the camera he was speaking of might be able to help with the investigation (and might be sober), so they headed off to...I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 November 8, 2001 Cambodia hot on the trail if the suspicious man hiding behind swoop blade at the swoop meet. They tracked him to a seedy motel with prostitues under dimly lit neon signs, on the out skirts of.......My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #9 November 8, 2001 ...Angkor Wat, the sacred religious site! It was there that the man sought treatment for his severe line burns recieved while standing within the swoop course at Perris. He had obviously consumed far too many pharmacuticals, for he was stumbling around chanting "swoopy-wompus! swoopy-wompus!"......My webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #10 November 8, 2001 ..."I got me a tatoo on my rumpus". The agents took him to a corner grill where they shared a bottle of vodka with a pickled snake in it.As the line burned man sobered up and the agents became intoxicated he lured them to a...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #11 November 8, 2001 ... dimly lit strip-club named "Sangiro's Synergy"As they stepped inside they saw a freaky woman with whips and chains beating the life out of young looking man. His skreams got louder until...I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #12 November 8, 2001 ...they relalized was only the FreakSister playing with her newest toys. She kept trying to get them to give her new toys a try. The now totally plastered agents looked at each other and said.......A rainy day at the DZ is better then a Sunny day at work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #13 November 8, 2001 .. "what the hell.. if it didn't kill that skreamer guy, we should be ok!"Now the crazy line-burn man's plan was going perfectly. Soon these too innocent agents would be destroyed! The only person who could save them was ...I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #14 November 8, 2001 ....safe house to show them what "real men" do while drunk. Once inside, there were rooms and rooms full of......."What of the dreams that never die? Turn to your left at the end of the sky". ~e e cummings~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinryan 0 #15 November 8, 2001 ....inflatable love dolls. These wern't the good kind either. They were the knockoff kind. This must be some kind of black market knockoff inflatable love doll. Some one was messing with the love dolls. Some one had gone too far. Just then.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #16 November 9, 2001 a huge hairy women busts in the room catching the two drunkin detectives with their pants around their ankles looking for the KY and the holes on the defective love dolls. One cries "Hey these dulls huv nooo hulesss *slur*" The hairy woman says "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH MY SISTERS???" and walks towards the naked, drunkin, detectives with fire in her eyes. A loud noise was heard from the other room.....................My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #17 November 9, 2001 ....it was the Sistah, firing up the biggest toy of them all...the Binford....those detectives will pay. The big hairy woman picked the men up by the.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #18 November 9, 2001 ... gonads and said "weeeeeee!"I ain't happy, I'm feeling gladI got sunshine, in a bag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 January 1, 2011 Which was similar to what the men said-only they were much higher pitched.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
