Roxxx 0 #1 January 7, 2011 Does dirt diving a reverse-cowgirl help my skydives? Ten years of practice and the husband says, "Practice makes perfect." I'm on it. Someday, I'll get this one to last longer than (open for interpretation...) He's from the north, I'm from the south... right now, I’m going on fifth year in the north... "Is shoveling snow 'woman's work?' Everyone up here tells me, "yes." If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a man speaks and no one is there to hear it, is he still wrong? What came first, the chicken or the egg. My search for answers is on the internet… Am I a West Virginia baby alien? The internet gives me proof that I may be. That’s good, I thought I was crazy, but now I know because the internet gives me info to support my every insane thought. Oh, these life question do so boggle me. (Disclaimer: “Deny everything, admit nothing, and make counter accusation as soon as possible.” "fK 'em if they can't take a joke, choke 'em, if they can't take a fk." (jk) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #2 January 7, 2011 If a packer tried to sleep in a barn with pig and sheep, who would be raped and who would leave in disgust? Ponder the possibilities! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 January 7, 2011 Hahahaha. What the hell are you doing up at 5am. You can get the answers to all of your questions in Georgia in March. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #4 January 7, 2011 Can I expect burping and farting on the plane as we discuss these intense questions? ... 5AM, hey, "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Cheers! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #5 January 7, 2011 QuoteDoes dirt diving a reverse-cowgirl help my skydives? Ten years of practice and the husband says, "Practice makes perfect." I'm on it.Quote Practice does NOT make perfect. It makes perminent. Perfect practice makes perfect. Quote Someday, I'll get this one to last longer than (open for interpretation...) He's from the north, I'm from the south... right now, I’m going on fifth year in the north... "Is shoveling snow 'woman's work?' Everyone up here tells me, "yes." I'm thinking that it's men telling you "yes." If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a man speaks and no one is there to hear it, is he still wrong?Quote Yes. Quote What came first, the chicken or the egg. The egg. My search for answers is on the internet… Am I a West Virginia baby alien? The internet gives me proof that I may be. That’s good, I thought I was crazy, but now I know because the internet gives me info to support my every insane thought.Quote Jimmy Buffet said the internet makes the National Einquirer look like a relieable source. Oh, these life question do so boggle me. (Disclaimer: “Deny everything, admit nothing, and make counter accusation as soon as possible.” Bart Simpson: "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove I did it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." *** "fK 'em if they can't take a joke, choke 'em, if they can't take a fk." (jk) Sounds like a plan.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #6 January 7, 2011 "perminent" big word for this country girl... and, not defined on the net... it's like that word, "Ain't" It wasn't a real word, but is now. These rule changes throughout life... makin me crazy. Now, I must ponder the meaning of "perminent" Ah, the northern snow will supply the time needed... But I do need to cater to the sex, drugs and alcohol abuse... (what to do, what to do...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #7 January 7, 2011 QuoteCan I expect burping and farting on the plane as we discuss these intense questions? ... 5AM, hey, "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Cheers! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0otLhqSYCo0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #8 January 8, 2011 Quote"perminent" big word for this country girl... and, not defined on the net... See what I mean? If I had practiced spelling that word correctly, I would spell it correctly permanently.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #9 January 8, 2011 Didn't do it... Nobody saw it... Killed the witnesses.... You didn't see anything, did you??? (Good cuz the rose garden is full...)Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #10 January 8, 2011 "Killed the witness!" Where's WTF Man? What would WTF Man do? F'kn skydivers always over-engineering... blackmail, perman-it injury, not enough? F'k, go hide the body up in the mountains for the hunters to find during hunt'n season. Godd, do I have to direct everyone... sigh, to be a gudie and never a godd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 January 9, 2011 Chik'n salad came first. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #12 January 9, 2011 Quote What came first, the chicken or the egg. This one I know....see attachment."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,623 #13 January 9, 2011 This may help:... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #14 January 9, 2011 Omg! that's just good advice man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #15 January 9, 2011 Hell yeah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #16 January 9, 2011 Bravo!!!! (applauds)Live and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 January 9, 2011 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #18 January 16, 2011 If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish?Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 January 16, 2011 Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Maybe... she just needs to wash that nasty thing! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #21 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Maybe... she just needs to wash that nasty thing! Chuck a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 January 16, 2011 Quote a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You said, "down there". Boy, that was cheesy!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You said, "down there". Boy, that was cheesy! it doesnt get better if she smells cheesy, too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You said, "down there". Boy, that was cheesy! it doesnt get better if she smells cheesy, too! Do you know that they call an anorexic with a yeast infection? ...a quarter pounder with cheese! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 January 16, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote If women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, then why do they taste like fish? didnt i read somewhere on here the other day that if a woman smelled "fishy", she has an infection!? Maybe... she just needs to wash that nasty thing! Chuck a woman can smell intense after some workout maybe; but there's nothing turning more off than when she smells bad down there.. You got that right! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
