muff528 3 #1 January 31, 2011 ...well, more specifically, the ride to altitude will be outlawed by default. OOPS! forgot the link Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 January 31, 2011 Nothing about skydiving. Just plans to outlaw farting on planes. You gotta be shitting me! Farting on a rising plane is just plain inevitable as air pressure drops and gas expands in your intestines. Morons.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 January 31, 2011 China is no different. All aircraft are either military or commercial.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 1, 2011 My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 February 1, 2011 Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #6 February 1, 2011 QuoteMy ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. we have two boxers, oh, do we know about it! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 February 1, 2011 Quote Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck I knew it wasn't me and I suspected that it wasn't the dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #8 February 1, 2011 Quote Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck Quote 'Honey, did you fart?" "I thought you farted." "No, not me, that's not even one of my farts. I know. The dog farted! WHY DID YOU FART, TIPPY? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his asshole open up. Just like that." "I see." "Well, I just happened to be looking at his asshole by chance. I thought he was doing deep breathing exercises. I don't know. What the hell do I know about the dog, for Chrissakes?" George Carlin . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 February 1, 2011 Quote Quote Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck I knew it wasn't me and I suspected that it wasn't the dog. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 February 1, 2011 Quote Quote Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck Quote 'Honey, did you fart?" "I thought you farted." "No, not me, that's not even one of my farts. I know. The dog farted! WHY DID YOU FART, TIPPY? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his asshole open up. Just like that." "I see." "Well, I just happened to be looking at his asshole by chance. I thought he was doing deep breathing exercises. I don't know. What the hell do I know about the dog, for Chrissakes?" George Carlin . That's some funny stuff! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #11 February 1, 2011 Quote Quote Quote My ex girlfriends dog passed a prodigious amount of gas. ...she said. "What is wrong with that dog, he did it again..." You didn't really... let the dog take the blame? Chuck I knew it wasn't me and I suspected that it wasn't the dog. Yep! I think some women keep animals around for just that purpose.... to provide plausible deniability. OTOH, I know a few girls who, right along with the guys, have no problem claiming ownership. (although they don't usually go as far as saying things like "pull my finger" or such.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjmashd 0 #12 February 1, 2011 While teaching my girlfriend to drive, one day there was a funny smell in the car, I thought it was just a bad patch of air we'd drive through, but when she piped up and said 'i think the air con farted' she kinda gave herself away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #13 February 1, 2011 I've been doing a little self testing in the fart'age area and found Beano Product taken as directed on the bottle, does help what seems to be a lot. For me, I have to avoid dairy because of a gasy reaction 6-8 hours later that may fall into the next day and get me a first exit on the dz plane. Now, a side-track poem... Beans, Beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. I think I'll have them for every meal, meal, meal! Author Unknown? (My WV Dad? don't know.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
