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internet dating is shit and this site is just about as low as you can go.

meet someone through a mutual interest, get outside and away from the fucking screen and do stuff, it's not rocket science.



I concur.

"Hey, how did you two meet?" "On the internet" Great story.

I don't see how anyone can base a relationship on such an unromantic beginning. I guess im old fashion.

Don't forget to put your keyboard cover on for some great safe computer sex[:/]

Internet dating: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dwc9V8Oyjyrk&v=wc9V8Oyjyrk&gl=US

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>"Hey, how did you two meet?" "On the internet"

Thats how Amy and I met, back in the rec.skydiving days,



:D:D
My ex-sister in law met her husband on the internet.

But that was after the previous internet guy had to get slapped with a restraining order. True story.
:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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>I mean a girl who is outgoing and likes to partake in outdoor activities isn't bat shit
>crazy and can make dinner one evening per week even if it is just mack and cheese?

I've met a lot of them - but very few of them would meet your other requirements.


Wow you sure seem to know me really well.
Care to elaborate on my "requirements".
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

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>I mean a girl who is outgoing and likes to partake in outdoor activities isn't bat shit
>crazy and can make dinner one evening per week even if it is just mack and cheese?

I've met a lot of them - but very few of them would meet your other requirements.


Wow you sure seem to know me really well.
Care to elaborate on my "requirements".



Me thinks its the infamous size 8 requirement.
Your rights end where my feelings begin.

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>I mean a girl who is outgoing and likes to partake in outdoor activities isn't bat shit
>crazy and can make dinner one evening per week even if it is just mack and cheese?

I've met a lot of them - but very few of them would meet your other requirements.


Wow you sure seem to know me really well.
Care to elaborate on my "requirements".



Me thinks its the infamous size 8 requirement.


Come on don't be a pussy.
Dictate what you think my thoughts are.
I've never had someone actually try and read my mind but WTF! Go for it! i need a good laugh.

If you can't...or are just being a shit SHUT THE FUCK UP!

After all what makes you think that YOU kow what I want in my life?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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>I mean a girl who is outgoing and likes to partake in outdoor activities isn't bat shit
>crazy and can make dinner one evening per week even if it is just mack and cheese?

I've met a lot of them - but very few of them would meet your other requirements.


Wow you sure seem to know me really well.
Care to elaborate on my "requirements".



Me thinks its the infamous size 8 requirement.


Come on don't be a pussy.
Dictate what you think my thoughts are.
I've never had someone actually try and read my mind but WTF! Go for it! i need a good laugh.

If you can't...or are just being a shit SHUT THE FUCK UP!

After all what makes you think that YOU kow what I want in my life?



Haven't you discussed your requirements and what you want in your life here repeatedly?

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BRING IT ON BITCH!
Read my mind!
Also while you are at it. Tell me what I'm thinking I'm going to have for lunch.

OH WAIT...YOU CAN'T READ MINDS?
then well..hum...let me think here...
http://www.selebritiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shut-the-fuck-up.jpg
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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BRING IT ON BITCH!
Read my mind!
Also while you are at it. Tell me what I'm thinking I'm going to have for lunch.

OH WAIT...YOU CAN'T READ MINDS?
then well..hum...let me think here...
http://www.selebritiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/shut-the-fuck-up.jpg



No mind reading needed, we can just read your thoughts on this site. Well apparently you are a little grumpy today so I’ll let it go but I think someone needs a time-out. If you don’t want people commenting, don’t post.

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>I mean a girl who is outgoing and likes to partake in outdoor activities isn't bat shit
>crazy and can make dinner one evening per week even if it is just mack and cheese?

I've met a lot of them - but very few of them would meet your other requirements.


Wow you sure seem to know me really well.
Care to elaborate on my "requirements".



Me thinks its the infamous size 8 requirement.


Come on don't be a pussy.
Dictate what you think my thoughts are.
I've never had someone actually try and read my mind but WTF! Go for it! i need a good laugh.

If you can't...or are just being a shit SHUT THE FUCK UP!

After all what makes you think that YOU kow what I want in my life?



Forgot to take your pills this morning? Cause I have no fucking idea what you're trying to say here.
Your rights end where my feelings begin.

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I'm just sick of people who think they can read my motherfucking mind.
You asshole what makes you think you know what the fuck I want?
Motherfuckers always thinking they know what I'm thinking.
Pisses me the fuck off.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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>Care to elaborate on my "requirements".

Well, only you can do that, but I can list where these women might not meet the ones you've posted here:

Two were over size 8. Also tall (6') so they were quite proportional, but definitely over that limit.

One said "you should enjoy being single" after I broke up with someone else. I know how you hate that.

Two were not all that stable. Not batshit crazy, but I wouldn't describe them as having all that even of a keel.

Three did not have a BS when I met them.

At least two had parent issues.

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I'm just sick of people who think they can read my motherfucking mind.
You asshole what makes you think you know what the fuck I want?
Motherfuckers always thinking they know what I'm thinking.
Pisses me the fuck off.



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Innuendo aside.
I think as I recall per the list on my kitchen wall;
1) Active, in shape
2) Smart, minimum BS in something
3) STABLE!
5) Not allergic to cats
6) Likes to laugh
7) Likes to travel
8) Likes mom
9) Easy to live with
10) Likes me


BAM!
Saved you the time of reading my freaking mind.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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I'm just sick of people who think they can read my motherfucking mind.



We don't need to read your mind when we can read your posts.

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You asshole what makes you think you know what the fuck I want?



Because you post about it endlessly?

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Motherfuckers always thinking they know what I'm thinking.



So you are saying we should not believe what you post?
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I'm just sick of people who think they can read my motherfucking mind.
You asshole what makes you think you know what the fuck I want?
Motherfuckers always thinking they know what I'm thinking.
Pisses me the fuck off.



Normally when post about women you remind everybody that you don't like fat chicks. This time you didn't. Billvon said that the chicks he knows wouldn't qualify to you and I correctly speculated that they were fat. And for some fucked up reason you went off the walls crazy over this issue.
Your rights end where my feelings begin.

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>Care to elaborate on my "requirements".

Well, only you can do that, but I can list where these women might not meet the ones you've posted here:

Two were over size 8. Also tall (6') so they were quite proportional, but definitely over that limit.
>>shucks I'm not that tall. My loss i guess.

One said "you should enjoy being single" after I broke up with someone else. I know how you hate that.
>>I find it rude if you come back from an interview or a date and a person indicates you should enjoy your unemployed or unattached time when you clearly are not enjoying it...note going out on interview or date.

Two were not all that stable. Not batshit crazy, but I wouldn't describe them as having all that even of a keel.
>>god who is stable now a days. Heck everyone has their good days and bad days. As long as we can at least attempt to be civil life will be ok.

Three did not have a BS when I met them.
>>The BS as i explained was an issue due to having time together. The service industy can be harsh and limit ones free time. And I like spending time with my partner. I'm still trying to find a better way to phrase this. Feel free to suggest.

At least two had parent issues.
>>that stinks, nothing worse than having a sick parent. I hope all works out well.


Sorry I did not see this post earlier Billvon.
Shah
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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>shucks I'm not that tall.

Neither am I! But height isn't that important to me.

>god who is stable now a days.

Lots of people, in my experience. But the less stable people are often a lot more interesting. (This observation has led to problems for me in the past . . .)

>that stinks, nothing worse than having a sick parent.

Sorry, I explained that poorly. Their parents weren't sick, they just had Issues with their parents. In one case I became the mediator between her and both our parents. (Reduced the yelling.)

>The service industy can be harsh and limit ones free time. And I like spending
>time with my partner. I'm still trying to find a better way to phrase this. Feel free
>to suggest.

If that's your issue, I would think that "a 9 to 5 job" would be a bigger prereq for you. There are plenty of such jobs available even for people without 4 year degrees.

(Or find yourself a bartender at a bar you like and spend time with her there . . .)

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