piisfish 135 #26 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote LOL! have you actually used that one shah? Nah not yet. But it should be good when I do right? I take it back I used it last night, worked well. seriously?! thats awesome! good for you! so what's his name ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #27 July 28, 2011 "Those skin-tight jeans you're wearing look great on you! ...are they hard to get into?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #28 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote LOL! have you actually used that one shah? Nah not yet. But it should be good when I do right? I take it back I used it last night, worked well. seriously?! thats awesome! good for you! so what's his name ? He didn't get that far, only talked long enough to get a free drink out of shah."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #29 July 28, 2011 Look, this condom expires tomorrow... You seem to be a good tree hugger, you wouldn't want me to WASTE a perfectly good condom by throwing it in the trash, would you?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 July 28, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote LOL! have you actually used that one shah? Nah not yet. But it should be good when I do right? I take it back I used it last night, worked well. seriously?! thats awesome! good for you! so what's his name ? What can I say I'm a sexy bitch! One of the ones that has ACTUALLY worked for me not once, not twice but more than three times...no joke.... Walk up to a girl and just say "Slap that ass and call me sexy!" think about that....WTF! Slap your ass and call me sexy? You would be amazed at how many girls either do it, or offer to slap your ass and call themselves sexy at which point let's face it if you can't trun ass slapping into a good time....odds are you are most likely dead.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agentsmith413 0 #31 July 29, 2011 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, all used up, and loudly proclaiming: Wow, what a ride! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #32 July 29, 2011 I was at Woody's in Twin and had a real healthy Idaho girl grab my junk (unsolicited) and growl (yes, growl) "This belongs to me." I hauled ass back to the Super 8 and scrubbed like a rape victim. Oh, who am I kidding, I went hoggin'. Sigh."Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #33 July 29, 2011 Small dicks that attempt to be erect. Fucking sad.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #34 July 29, 2011 Guy: "Hey. You wanna play rape?" Me: "What?! No!!!" Guy: "That's the spirit." That actually cracked me up. :)I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #35 July 29, 2011 Lets not turn this rape into a murder!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #36 July 29, 2011 QuoteSmall dicks that attempt to be erect. Fucking sad. A good pick up line is just cock and balls.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
