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a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured ;)



Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? :P:D


How will they know where to stick the card?

Put some hair around the slot?

OMG!! You did not!!!:D:o
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a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured ;)



Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? :P:D


That would be the blind leading driving the blind ;)
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a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured ;)



Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? :P:D


How will they know where to stick the card?

Put some hair around the slot?


Or some anchovy paste... :D

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...........how the blind know when to quit wiping?



Ahhhh...a question for the philosophers. You're not by chance a liberal arts major? :P;):)

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There was the couple who bought the motor home. This is a true story by the way. They set off on their trip...the wife was driving...once they were on the freeway, she slapped on the cruise control and headed to the back to help her husband make dinner.................The motor home crashed of course, destroying it. They lived, and sued for a couple million dollars....and won.....You see, no one had mentioned in the owner's manual that "cruise contro"l is not an "auto pilot device". Now it is clearly stated in the owner's manual.......[:/]

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a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured ;)



Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? :P:D


How will they know where to stick the card?

Put some hair around the slot?

OMG!! You did not!!!:D:o


Of course I didn't.


I don't own any ATM's.;)
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There was the couple who bought the motor home. This is a true story by the way. They set off on their trip...the wife was driving...once they were on the freeway, she slapped on the cruise control and headed to the back to help her husband make dinner.................The motor home crashed of course, destroying it. They lived, and sued for a couple million dollars....and won.....You see, no one had mentioned in the owner's manual that "cruise contro"l is not an "auto pilot device". Now it is clearly stated in the owner's manual.......[:/]



Bet if we all went out to the garage and checked the owner's manual, that little tidbit is included now for all the other idiots :ph34r:
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Bet if we all went out to the garage and checked the owner's manual, that little tidbit is included now for all the other idiots :ph34r:



Make sure the door is closed and the car is running while you read thru the manual.:P
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the wife was driving



That's as far as I had to read. :) There'a a bunch of those type stories out there, but it is, in fact, just this type of incident that set some very slippery precedents for Tort law.

IMHO, most of this shit really skyrocketed when Dan White's attorney concocted what became known as "The Twinky defense" in the Moscone/Milk case. I know. Criminal vs civil, but conceptually equivalent in absurdity.

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the wife was driving



That's as far as I had to read. :) There'a a bunch of those type stories out there, but it is, in fact, just this type of incident that set some very slippery precedents for Tort law.

IMHO, most of this shit really skyrocketed when Dan White's attorney concocted what became known as "The Twinky defense" in the Moscone/Milk case. I know. Criminal vs civil, but conceptually equivalent in absurdity.


Toooo Serious--take it to SC :P
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It got too serious when talk of children asphyxiated by plastic bags was brought into the thread. I appreciate the advice about SC, but not interested. I'm sure dead babies will be a good topic for someone though.

Nite.

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It got too serious when talk of children asphyxiated by plastic bags was brought into the thread. I appreciate the advice about SC, but not interested. I'm sure dead babies will be a good topic for someone though.

Nite.



I apologize. I thought this thread was about the absurdity of the stupidity of people, and I posted that in that spirit.
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There was the couple who bought the motor home. This is a true story by the way. They set off on their trip...the wife was driving...once they were on the freeway, she slapped on the cruise control and headed to the back to help her husband make dinner.................The motor home crashed of course, destroying it. They lived, and sued for a couple million dollars....and won.....You see, no one had mentioned in the owner's manual that "cruise contro"l is not an "auto pilot device". Now it is clearly stated in the owner's manual.......[:/]



First, the woman displayed a lack of judgment that went well beyond using cruise control in the rain. For example, she used disposable diapers on her baby, which is not very environmentally conscious.

Second, the story in circulation has been "cleaned up" a bit for public dissemination. Ms. Abbey was actually ironing her entire outfit at the time of the incident and had removed her bra with the intention of breast feeding her child after she changed it, thus she was actually wearing nothing but the helmet and panties when she was found.

And finally, the woman received multiple traffic tickets after the incident, including ones for speeding, unsafe driving, child endangerment, littering, breaking various fire-marshal regulations, illegal parking, damaging public property (the cliff), indecency, and operating an aircraft without a pilot's license.

Total Fines: 2 Million dollars.
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There was the couple who bought the motor home. This is a true story by the way. They set off on their trip...the wife was driving...once they were on the freeway, she slapped on the cruise control and headed to the back to help her husband make dinner.................The motor home crashed of course, destroying it. They lived, and sued for a couple million dollars....and won.....You see, no one had mentioned in the owner's manual that "cruise contro"l is not an "auto pilot device". Now it is clearly stated in the owner's manual.......[:/]



First, the woman displayed a lack of judgment that went well beyond using cruise control in the rain. For example, she used disposable diapers on her baby, which is not very environmentally conscious.

Second, the story in circulation has been "cleaned up" a bit for public dissemination. Ms. Abbey was actually ironing her entire outfit at the time of the incident and had removed her bra with the intention of breast feeding her child after she changed it, thus she was actually wearing nothing but the helmet and panties when she was found.

And finally, the woman received multiple traffic tickets after the incident, including ones for speeding, unsafe driving, child endangerment, littering, breaking various fire-marshal regulations, illegal parking, damaging public property (the cliff), indecency, and operating an aircraft without a pilot's license.


:D:D:D:D:D:D

With passengers!:o:D
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OR, why they put the "Don't let your baby play with this plastic bag"? :S

I know it seems stupid, but the lawyers make them do it. And kids DO want to play with those things. There might be a few parents out there that don't really think too deeply that might be helped by those instructions.

How about little kids drowning in plastic buckets? I NEVER even thought about that until I saw the labels warning about the danger. :S:o So as dumb as it may sound, I'm okay with some of the labels. Besides, I'm sure people really have eaten the silica gel packs that come with a new laptop. :D

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Besides, I'm sure people really have eaten the silica gel packs that come with a new laptop.



Shit. That's not a licorice stick? [:/]
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There was the couple who bought the motor home. This is a true story by the way. They set off on their trip...the wife was driving...once they were on the freeway, she slapped on the cruise control and headed to the back to help her husband make dinner.................The motor home crashed of course, destroying it. They lived, and sued for a couple million dollars....and won.....You see, no one had mentioned in the owner's manual that "cruise contro"l is not an "auto pilot device". Now it is clearly stated in the owner's manual.......[:/]



I've heard way too many versions of this one. I do not believe it. :S

http://www.snopes.com/autos/techno/cruise.asp


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For the same reason they put Braille lettering on a drive through ATM...
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What sort of country has drive through banks (or anything for that matter) ... get out of the fucking car and WALK - you lazy fucks.:P

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What sort of country has drive through banks (or anything for that matter) ... get out of the fucking car and WALK - you lazy fucks:P


Some places even have drive-thru liquor stores!!:P;)
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