dzdiva 7 #1 August 2, 2011 ...why they put directions on a shampoo bottle? They also give you a number to call. Can you hear the people in that call center..."No Maam, it says rinse, then repeat.""It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 August 3, 2011 OR, why they put the "Don't let your baby play with this plastic bag"? People sure are Dumbs**ts. Must be, or those kind of labels wouldn't be necessary. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #3 August 3, 2011 For the same reason they put Braille lettering on a drive through ATM... G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #4 August 3, 2011 The bags also have on them "this is not a toy". Really???? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #5 August 3, 2011 Quote For the same reason they put Braille lettering on a drive through ATM... Scary isn't it?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #6 August 3, 2011 or "Do not eat this card." on some gift cards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #7 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote For the same reason they put Braille lettering on a drive through ATM... Scary isn't it? Only if they're driving (those are for the poor blind person)lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 August 3, 2011 Quote or "Do not eat this card." on some gift cards LOL!! I don't think I've seen that one."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #9 August 3, 2011 On the bottom of some food item that I don't remember which it said, do not flip over. Hair irons say they may be hot. Silica gel packets that say 'do not eat'... I mean really, who's the dumbass that thought the stereo he just bought comes with a snack?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #10 August 3, 2011 Or, "call this 800# to report a stolen card"---on the BACK of the card you no longer have in your possession. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 August 3, 2011 Quote ...why they put directions on a shampoo bottle? They also give you a number to call. Can you hear the people in that call center..."No Maam, it says rinse, then repeat." I guess there really aren't that many people on DZ.com anymore that were around for *that* Holiday Boogie experience...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #12 August 3, 2011 Quote Silica gel packets that say 'do not eat'... I mean really, who's the dumbass that thought the stereo he just bought comes with a snack? LMAO!! Okay now there's wine on my screen."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #13 August 3, 2011 A whole bunch of companies use "Green" packing peanuts these days. They're made from corn starch to reduce the need for styrofoam. We used to eat them to fuck with people who didn't know about them yet. They actually dissolve when they come into contact with water. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote ...why they put directions on a shampoo bottle? They also give you a number to call. Can you hear the people in that call center..."No Maam, it says rinse, then repeat." I guess there really aren't that many people on DZ.com anymore that were around for *that* Holiday Boogie experience... Not too many of us old timers left."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #15 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote ...why they put directions on a shampoo bottle? They also give you a number to call. Can you hear the people in that call center..."No Maam, it says rinse, then repeat." I guess there really aren't that many people on DZ.com anymore that were around for *that* Holiday Boogie experience... I most definitely was, officer. Some things actually aren't as cool at the time, as they turn out to be later. Not that it wasn't a shitload of fun back then. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #16 August 3, 2011 Quote LMAO!! Okay now there's wine on my screen. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 August 3, 2011 Quote Or, "call this 800# to report a stolen card"---on the BACK of the card you no longer have in your possession. LOL!! Then there's the hold message when you call that says "please continue to hold, your call is very important to us. Hanging up will only further your wait." No shit!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,055 #18 August 3, 2011 Quote OR, why they put the "Don't let your baby play with this plastic bag"? People sure are Dumbs**ts. Must be, or those kind of labels wouldn't be necessary. "About 25 children in the United States suffocate each year due to plastic bags, most under the age of one.... ...This has led to voluntary warning labels on some bags which may pose a hazard to small children...." SOURCE: http://www.cpsc.gov/CPSCPUB/PUBS/5064.htmlNobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #19 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote OR, why they put the "Don't let your baby play with this plastic bag"? People sure are Dumbs**ts. Must be, or those kind of labels wouldn't be necessary. "About 25 children in the United States suffocate each year due to plastic bags, most under the age of one. This has led to voluntary warning labels on some bags which may pose a hazard to small children." SOURCE: http://www.cpsc.gov/CPSCPUB/PUBS/5064.html Like I said, complete with those faces lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 August 3, 2011 I bought a hat recently. When purchased, there was a small sticker on the hat with a drawing of the hat sitting on water and a note: "I float!" Obviously, a good draw for boaters or fishermen. BUT, under the statement on the sticker: "Not a personal flotation device." Who thinks their hat will keep them from drowning?We, as a species, are all done for... we just don't know it yet. Elvisio "instructions on a box of toothpicks?" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #21 August 3, 2011 QuoteSilica gel packets that say 'do not eat'... I mean really, who's the dumbass that thought the stereo he just bought comes with a snack? That would be the 1971 Stoner (No, not the SAW) who bought the new quadraphonic stereo and had the munchies after setting it up. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MichaelSt 0 #22 August 3, 2011 a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #23 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote OR, why they put the "Don't let your baby play with this plastic bag"? People sure are Dumbs**ts. Must be, or those kind of labels wouldn't be necessary. "About 25 children in the United States suffocate each year due to plastic bags, most under the age of one.... ...This has led to voluntary warning labels on some bags which may pose a hazard to small children...." SOURCE: http://www.cpsc.gov/CPSCPUB/PUBS/5064.html Now, if those ("under the age of one") kids would just read the warnings, they could significantly reduce the number of frivolous lawsuits and huge monetary awards based on dumbass adults allowing them access to the bags in the first place. After all, that is why the warnings are there. G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #24 August 3, 2011 Quote a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? G. Jones "I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #25 August 3, 2011 Quote Quote a blind person could be in the back seat of a car being chauffeured Know what, Mr Smarty-pants? Logic in this thread is completely uncalled for. What if the chauffeur is blind?? How will they know where to stick the card? Put some hair around the slot?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
