airtwardo 6 #1 March 3, 2012 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 March 3, 2012 Quote http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! Yea, but 21/Dec/12 comes first ,right?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #3 March 3, 2012 Quote Quote http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! Yea, but 21/Dec/12 comes first ,right? Whatadya sayin'....cancel Christmas?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 March 3, 2012 No not really, the way we are going a direct hit would be the best thing to happen to the human race. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 March 3, 2012 Quote No not really, the way we are going a direct hit would be the best thing to happen to the human race. I was here for the LAST one...it SUCKED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #6 March 3, 2012 Quote Whatadya sayin'....cancel Christmas?! Huhu, you can celebrate Chanukkah, though. The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 March 3, 2012 Quote Quote Whatadya sayin'....cancel Christmas?! Huhu, you can celebrate Chanukkah, though. Yeah...roastin' chestnuts on a Menorah, hoping years from now the asteroid misses us and just does a passover! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #8 March 3, 2012 Quote http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! WTF is a "space boffin"? ...Maybe that thing over in the Netherlands UFO thread? And just what, exactly, is it's relationship to the "UN boffins"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 March 3, 2012 Quote Quote http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! WTF is a "space boffin"? ...Maybe that thing over in the Netherlands UFO thread? And just what, exactly, is it's relationship to the "UN boffins"? "Boffin" is "English" for "Geek."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 March 3, 2012 http://www.facebook.com/spaceboffins ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #11 March 3, 2012 Quote Quote Quote http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/02/asteroid_impact_2040/ We're screwed! WTF is a "space boffin"? ...Maybe that thing over in the Netherlands UFO thread? And just what, exactly, is it's relationship to the "UN boffins"? "Boffin" is "English" for "Geek." Geek is English for Geek. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #12 March 3, 2012 No problemo, Mr. Norris is going to be only 100 yrs old at the time. Poor asteroid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 March 3, 2012 There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name...nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 0 #14 March 3, 2012 We're not gonna hijack this thread, are we? What ya get when you run Chuck Norris with a truck? . . . . . . A good beating bro, a good beating! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #15 March 4, 2012 And Liv Tyler will be 63. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 March 4, 2012 Quote And Liv Tyler will be 63. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #17 March 4, 2012 "Boffin" is "English" for "Geek." Geek is English for Geek. I thought "Boffin" is "English" for Doofus. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 March 4, 2012 Quote There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name...nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives! Nobody beats Chuck Norris except one.... Bruce Lee! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 March 4, 2012 Quote Quote There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name...nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives! Nobody beats Chuck Norris except one.... Bruce Lee! Bruce is a bit stiff these days I hear... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 March 4, 2012 Quote Quote Quote There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name...nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives! Nobody beats Chuck Norris except one.... Bruce Lee! Bruce is a bit stiff these days I hear... Prolly not! Rigor mortis wears off fairly quickly. Within hours. Certainly within decades lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 March 4, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote There use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name...nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives! Nobody beats Chuck Norris except one.... Bruce Lee! Bruce is a bit stiff these days I hear... Prolly not! Rigor mortis wears off fairly quickly. Within hours. Certainly within decades Tell that to Trigger...Roy Roger's horse! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #22 March 4, 2012 Taxidermy doesn't count! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #23 March 5, 2012 Quote"In the low probability case in which the impact of AG5 persists beyond the 2013 apparition, should a keyhole deflection campaign be foregone, for whatever reason, the international community may be faced with the difficult decision of choosing between an expensive multi-kinetic impactor or a nuclear explosive to prevent an impact should the NEO indeed pass through the keyhole" Say what?! I think he said that if it gets too close we have to fend it off or blow it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abedy 0 #24 March 6, 2012 Quote Quote Huhu, you can celebrate Chanukkah, though. Yeah...roastin' chestnuts on a Menorah, hoping years from now the asteroid misses us and just does a passover! Yer playin with wurdz, that ain't a Purim coincidence, huh? The sky is not the limit. The ground is. The Society of Skydiving Ducks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 March 6, 2012 Chuck Norris never lands in cross winds... the wind would never dare cross chuck norris.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
