gonzalesna 0 #1 August 1, 2012 Does it make you have to poop? I always referred to coffee and a cigarette in the morning as a "jump start".Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 August 1, 2012 No pooping here.......I intake so much coffee that it just "makes me right"...kinda like a junkie that gets a fix to keep from getting sick but that doesn't get highBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #3 August 1, 2012 I cut down on my coffee during EOD School. I started off drinking about a pot per day. Cut way down to reduce the caffine shakes and withdrawl shakes... ya know... cuz ya kinda don't wanna shake doin' the work I did. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #4 August 1, 2012 But eating Chicken curry does not go well with my tummy. That turns my ass into a high pressure water cannon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 August 1, 2012 Quote But eating Chicken curry does not go well with my tummy. That turns my ass into a high pressure water cannon. Note to self: Try chicken curry before swoop comp...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 August 1, 2012 Ya!!!! I think I'd want somewhat of a steady hand doing what you didBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 August 1, 2012 Hold my coffee and watch this. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #8 August 1, 2012 Quote Quote But eating Chicken curry does not go well with my tummy. That turns my ass into a high pressure water cannon. Note to self: Try chicken curry before swoop comp... I think the other competitors would not like you in the plane btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 August 1, 2012 Quote Quote Quote But eating Chicken curry does not go well with my tummy. That turns my ass into a high pressure water cannon. Note to self: Try chicken curry before swoop comp... I think the other competitors would not like you in the plane btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card I know who I'm aiming at next time.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #10 August 1, 2012 It depends on the coffee. Freeze dried instant coffee and coffee from coffee machines doesn't affect me, but 'real' coffee made with a coffee maker makes me poop.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #11 August 1, 2012 Coffee has little effect on me at all. I just like a hot drink in the morning. I sometimes drink it just before going to bed if I want a comfort food type item.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #12 August 1, 2012 Quote I think the other competitors would not like you in the plane [Laugh] btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card [Pirate] Wouldn't it be a brown card? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #13 August 1, 2012 It's a mild stimulant. If the poop-o-meter is zero, it's not going to have any effect. If the poop-o-meter is at 8, then a cup of coffee might push it to 9, maybe 10. This is a fairly well recognized effect by most people.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #14 August 1, 2012 Quote btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card Show me where in the book it says that."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #15 August 1, 2012 Quote Quote btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card Show me where in the book it says that. SCM 3-1.5 B 6: Notwithstanding and in addition to the above, a competitor may be disqualified from any event, at any time, by the mutual agreement of the USPA Controller and the Chief Judge, if it is determined that the competitor is performing in an unsafe manner. I'll make sure pooping on judges is mutually agreed to be unsafe. lawyered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #16 August 1, 2012 Quote Does it make you have to poop? Ever heard of Kopi Luwak?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #17 August 2, 2012 Quote Quote Does it make you have to poop? Ever heard of Kopi Luwak? Gotta wonder who first thought that was a good idea.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 August 2, 2012 Quote Quote Quote btw you poop on a judge, automatic red card Show me where in the book it says that. SCM 3-1.5 B 6: Notwithstanding and in addition to the above, a competitor may be disqualified from any event, at any time, by the mutual agreement of the USPA Controller and the Chief Judge, if it is determined that the competitor is performing in an unsafe manner. I'll make sure pooping on judges is mutually agreed to be unsafe. lawyered Nonsense... it's perfectly safe. There were 2 girls and a cup that proved it.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 August 2, 2012 LMFAO! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #21 August 2, 2012 http://www.deathwishcoffee.com/index.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #22 August 3, 2012 Quote http://www.deathwishcoffee.com/index.html Always can count on you to put up a good clicky for the topic. I think I might try this stuff... because we all know I need the extra caffineSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #23 August 3, 2012 Quote Quote http://www.deathwishcoffee.com/index.html Always can count on you to put up a good clicky for the topic. I think I might try this stuff... because we all know I need the extra caffine Have a sample pack on the way to my house right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,394 #24 August 8, 2012 Crossposted by request from Billys's S&T thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja46oa2ZML8 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites