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Guys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out...

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....flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo...



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....flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo...



Shah will friend you



he didn't get banned yet? :)



Don't know. He posted some funny stuff here, but posts quite a bit on SC now. He may have smoked it in on BF ala waltappel.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
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Guys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out...



Deregulation and bad investors have made American airlines so broke that they have to charge extra for everything. They have also furloughed anyone hired after 1988, so it's Jurassic Park in the employee pool. Also, retirement keeps moving back five years. Also carbohydrates, saturated fats and quickie marriages. I think that's everything.

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Guys, i flew a lot for a past 10 years, most of my trans-Atlantic trips were done with Lufthansa. I flew to Hawaii couple of times with Delta. Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money. When I flew Delta last time to Maui I had to fill out some paper that I don't bring any animals, bugs and shit, flight attendant was so fat that she will bust any tandem rig TSO jumping that shit solo, when I asked for a pen to fill that damn paper she said that she got no pen.... so you charge $5 for a god damn beer and you got no pen? WTF? I'm drunk and have to vent this shit out...



Lufthansa and some airline I ended up flying into Abu Dhabi both even had REAL silverware with their meals... All metal knife and forks.

But yes, they do look like porn stars making some money in between videos. :D
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Lufthansa have an open bar and flight attendants looks like a German porn stars making some extra money...



Lufthansa and some airline I ended up flying into Abu Dhabi both even had REAL silverware with their meals... All metal knife and forks.

But yes, they do look like porn stars making some money in between videos. :D


I am a frequent user of Lufthansa (for work), and have yet to see any porn-star-like German stewardesses... And believe me, I am also a frequent consumer of porn, so I would know how to recognise one :P:D
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