promise5 17 #1 March 3, 2013 ok, I said I would post this and ask everyone's opinion. I was talking with someone (yes he's a skydiver) about whether or not I made my first jump. Short version of what happened. I was talking to someone that was working on a plane and rather than have him stop working just to talk to me I figured I would help. Went up the ladder to give him something he needed and not sure what really happened but it kinda involved knocking over the ladder doing what someone said looked like a belly dive on the wing and sliding,falling, jumping, to the ground. I say that should be considered my first jump. I mean it involved a plane and I was air born for a second or two. Oh, yes I have a small break in my right leg between knee and ankle. Which is a royal pain. will post a pic if I can.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #2 March 3, 2013 Quote ok, I said I would post this and ask everyone's opinion. I was talking with someone (yes he's a skydiver) about whether or not I made my first jump. Short version of what happened. I was talking to someone that was working on a plane and rather then have him stop working just to talk to me I figured I would help. Went up the ladder to give him something he needed and not sure what really happened but it kinda involved knocking over the ladder doing what someone said looked like a belly dive on the wing and sliding,falling, jumping, to the ground. I say that should be considered my first jump. I mean it involved a plane and I was air born for a second or two. Oh, yes I have a small break in my right leg between knee and ankle. Which is a royal pain. will post a pic if I can. Not sure if it's a skydive, but, I suspect the "bowling" speech will follow.....Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,401 #3 March 3, 2013 Quote Oh, yes I have a small break in my right leg between knee and ankle. Which is a royal pain. will post a pic if I can. Why do chicks always wait until they damage something to post pics of it?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 March 3, 2013 Should have practiced those PLF'sHope you heal well and fast!!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 March 3, 2013 you broke your leg falling off of a plane. you're destined to be a swooper You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #6 March 3, 2013 Holy Crap, Girl! I hope you heal quickly. Nope, not a skydive! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #7 March 3, 2013 It may not have been a SKYdive but it definitely was a diveBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #8 March 3, 2013 Quote It may not have been a SKYdive but it definitely was a diveBry Sounds like all it was missing was either a greased pig or a banana peel! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #9 March 3, 2013 If a greased pig or banana peel was involved there may have been more then just a broken leg involvedBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trafficdiver 8 #10 March 3, 2013 Quote Oh, yes I have a small break in my right leg between knee and ankle. Which is a royal pain. will post a pic if I can. My old man was a mechanic for Eastern Airlines back in the day and fell off the movable stairway thing and smashed his ankle up something nasty. I suppose he is a skydiver, I mean, he was closing the plane door when it happened...I'll have to tell him that next time he tells me he'll never skydive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 March 3, 2013 Quote Oh, yes I have a small break in my right leg between knee and ankle. Which is a royal pain. will post a pic if I can. You're kidding, right?You need lessons . . . badly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 March 3, 2013 Quote Why do chicks always wait until they damage something to post pics of it? I know you. You're waiting for her to get a chest cold, aren't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #13 March 3, 2013 Quote Quote Why do chicks always wait until they damage something to post pics of it? I know you. You're waiting for her to get a chest cold, aren't you? Red Wine Spit! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 March 3, 2013 Quote Red Wine Spit! Gotcha! And everyone thinks I'm so nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #15 March 3, 2013 Yeah, her ass seems to have a crack in it too!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #16 March 3, 2013 Bowling speech?? well, crap last time I went bowling they gave me the " maybe you should try another sport, bowling doesn't seem to be your sport" They never did prove that it was MY ball that hit that person. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 March 3, 2013 I needed these laughs I soooo didNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #18 March 3, 2013 Quote Bowling speech?? well, crap last time I went bowling they gave me the " maybe you should try another sport, bowling doesn't seem to be your sport" They never did prove that it was MY ball that hit that person. I really should't laugh, I really shouldn't laugh, I really shouldn't laugh....... But. crap...... lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #19 March 3, 2013 Just saw your pic (edited in). I shouldn't be laughing too much, Have you ever spent time on crutches before? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #20 March 3, 2013 Nope, first time on crutches and the very last time!!! Believe me its ok to laugh. I laughed with my friend when she told me how things looked to her. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #21 March 3, 2013 Quote Nope, first time on crutches and the very last time!!! Believe me its ok to laugh. I laughed with my friend when she told me how things looked to her. Crutch rule # 1 : Stand up and keep the crutches out of your armpits. Use your arms. Rule # 2: Go down stairs on your butt, looks silly, but will save said butt/head/neck. Rule # 3: No drinking "singles" of Smirnoff, unless firmly ensconced on sofa. Rule #4: Make everyone you know bring you said Smirnoff.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #22 March 3, 2013 Quote Quote Red Wine Spit! Gotcha! And everyone thinks I'm so nice. Uh huh... keep trying for that bad boy image. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #23 March 3, 2013 Let me see if I've got this straight. Just in the interest of due diligence. After 500+ posts on a skydiving website, you finally make your first jump. The plane isn't airborne; it isn't even moving; its engine isn't even running. And you break your leg. Did I get that right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #24 March 3, 2013 Yeplisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
