FlyingRhenquest 1 #51 April 6, 2013 Quote Sorry, I'm a cleanie, well that's what we call it. I enjoy house work, not obsessed about it but hey I enjoy cleaning my apartment. I prefer to engage in a battle of wills with my room mate, in which we see which of us can tolerate the most hair growing on the bath tub before sometime finally caves and scrubs it.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #52 April 6, 2013 That's just nasty!!!!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #53 April 6, 2013 Quote Sorry, I'm a cleanie, well that's what we call it. I enjoy house work, not obsessed about it but hey I enjoy cleaning my apartment. I like to cook, and I like to start the day with a clean kitchen. Hate coming down to a mess in the morning. And I like to be able to find my stuff when I want it; no searching for helmets or tools or paperwork, etc. I know where most of my stuff is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #54 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote Sorry, I'm a cleanie, well that's what we call it. I enjoy house work, not obsessed about it but hey I enjoy cleaning my apartment. I like to cook, and I like to start the day with a clean kitchen. Hate coming down to a mess in the morning. And I like to be able to find my stuff when I want it; no searching for helmets or tools or paperwork, etc. I know where most of my stuff is. Yeah and I bet you're 'an excellent driver' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #55 April 6, 2013 I can count spilled toothpicks like a mutha------. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #56 April 6, 2013 I'll send you my ex's phone number. That woman was obsessed AND possessed. True: don't care who you are, what realtion you are or none, or how long you're gonna be there...do NOT walk off and leave a glass or cup on a table or anywhere. Gotta whiz? Take the glass with you. If you don't it will be gone when you get back. "Hey! Where'd my glass of tea go while I was takin' a whiz?" "It's in the dishwasher". I always threatened to drive her ass crazy by super-gluing a glass to a table and sitting back to watch the action. Sorry I never did it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #57 April 6, 2013 Quote Quote Quote If I could afford a damn maid I would definitely have one.......and she would be nakedBry And the housework would still not be getting done. Yeah but who would care? Exactly!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #59 April 6, 2013 A Man Needs a Maid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #60 April 6, 2013 Quote I'll send you my ex's phone number. That woman was obsessed AND possessed. True: don't care who you are, what realtion you are or none, or how long you're gonna be there...do NOT walk off and leave a glass or cup on a table or anywhere. Gotta whiz? Take the glass with you. If you don't it will be gone when you get back. "Hey! Where'd my glass of tea go while I was takin' a whiz?" "It's in the dishwasher". I always threatened to drive her ass crazy by super-gluing a glass to a table and sitting back to watch the action. Sorry I never did it. You never did it because you knew deep down she was crazy enough to kill you for it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,390 #61 April 6, 2013 Quote I can count spilled toothpicks like a mutha------. An Qantas has never had a crash while under your control?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bignugget 0 #62 April 6, 2013 QuoteI hate housework!! I've got a moderate size apartment since my separation from the wife and now all the housework falls on me. I just can't get motivated to do anything and right now I can't afford a cleaning lady like I used to. What to do??? Bry This is easy, don't clean. I found that the problem of hating housework fixes itself if you just don't clean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bignugget 0 #63 April 6, 2013 Quote Well heck, maybe I can come over with a 6-pack and a vacuum cleaner and we'll have a clean up party. Boom I should have read further. This is step 2. Step 1 is don't clean. Step 2 is get someone to come over and help because then it goes way faster and you get some external motivation. Im lucky that my mommy still loves my stupid ass at 28 and will come help me clean up every few weeks. I dont wanna grow up, im a Toys R Us kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
