skydiverbry 0 #1 April 5, 2013 I hate housework!! I've got a moderate size apartment since my separation from the wife and now all the housework falls on me. I just can't get motivated to do anything and right now I can't afford a cleaning lady like I used to. What to do??? Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 April 5, 2013 I see you're trying to woo the female skydivers here. Good luck. Here, let me help you out by tossing this into the Women Only forum.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 5, 2013 Quote I'd say, remove this post if you ever want to get laid again. Just get a roomba, throw your dirty clothes directly in the hamper and not on the floor, dishes go straight into the dishwasher instead of the sink, etc... In short, don't create bigger cleaning jobs. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 April 5, 2013 Maybe if I was getting laid I'd have a reason to do some houseworkBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,147 #5 April 5, 2013 QuoteJust get a roomba, throw your dirty clothes directly in the hamper and not on the floor, dishes go straight into the dishwasher instead of the sink, etc...Sounds like you've done this before, Billy Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #6 April 5, 2013 Quote Maybe if I was getting laid I'd have a reason to do some houseworkBry Hire someone. Where do you live?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 April 5, 2013 Quote ...dishes go straight into the dishwasher instead of the sink... In short, don't create bigger cleaning jobs. Dishes? Amature! Food can be eaten with hands directly over the sink.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 April 5, 2013 Can't afford the extra cash to hire someone....on a tight budget till the divorce is finalBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #9 April 5, 2013 Quote I hate housework!! I just can't get motivated to do anything Maybe a touch depressed? Seriously, you've gone thru a lot of changes recently. Keeping a squared away place is mostly developing habits, IMHO. Like Billy said, put stuff away as you use it and it tends to stay cleaner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 April 5, 2013 Maybe I am a touched on the depressed sideStill I have been through worse and was never this unmotivated. Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 April 5, 2013 Well heck, maybe I can come over with a 6-pack and a vacuum cleaner and we'll have a clean up party. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #12 April 5, 2013 Now that sounds like an idea!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 5, 2013 Quote Quote ...dishes go straight into the dishwasher instead of the sink... In short, don't create bigger cleaning jobs. Dishes? Amature! Food can be eaten with hands directly over the sink. Or on paper plates or outside..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 April 5, 2013 Quote Quote Just get a roomba, throw your dirty clothes directly in the hamper and not on the floor, dishes go straight into the dishwasher instead of the sink, etc... Sounds like you've done this before, Billy Wendy P. Well, I don't have a roomba, but everything else, yeah. When you have a job and two little girls, you find what works and stick to it, plus train them to do their part too. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 April 5, 2013 Still a little on the chilly side to be dining outsidePaper plates are already in useBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #16 April 5, 2013 This. Grills don't need washing, fire cleans them. Eat over sink. In underdrawers. Leave the seat up. Don't make the bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 April 5, 2013 Quote Still a little on the chilly side to be dining outsidePaper plates are already in useBry plastic forks spoons, styrofoam bowls for cereal, etc... Right on. Hang in there. I don't know what going through a divorce is like and I hope I don't experience it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 April 5, 2013 Quote This. Grills don't need washing, fire cleans them. Eat over sink. In underdrawers. Leave the seat up. Don't make the bed. all while wearing a t-shirt that says something like "to hell with the ex"? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #19 April 5, 2013 I hope you never have to experience it BV.....it just plain SUCKS! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 April 5, 2013 Quote I hope you never have to experience it BV.....it just plain SUCKS! Bry It's like Normiss said before... "you never really know a woman until you meet her in court" And lawrocket "the easiest divorce cases were between gay men, the hardest were between lesbians" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #21 April 5, 2013 Quote plastic forks spoons, styrofoam bowls for cereal, etc... Right on. Hang in there. I don't know what going through a divorce is like and I hope I don't experience it. "Forks"? "Spoons"? What are those?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #22 April 5, 2013 Otherwise known as "fingers"Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #23 April 5, 2013 Things that get in the way of eating with your hands? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #24 April 5, 2013 QuoteI hate housework!! I've got a moderate size apartment since my separation from the wife and now all the housework falls on me. I just can't get motivated to do anything and right now I can't afford a cleaning lady like I used to. What to do??? Nothing. It's your place, live anyway you want. It's your dust/dirt/clutter, and if you don't mind living in it, then go right ahead. When it bothers you to the point of wanting it gone, you'll get rid of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 April 5, 2013 Quote Quote I hate housework!! I've got a moderate size apartment since my separation from the wife and now all the housework falls on me. I just can't get motivated to do anything and right now I can't afford a cleaning lady like I used to. What to do??? Nothing. It's your place, live anyway you want. It's your dust/dirt/clutter, and if you don't mind living in it, then go right ahead. When it bothers you to the point of wanting it gone, you'll get rid of it. Or he meets a nice young hot thing and wants his place to look nice when she visits. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
