ryoder 1,397 #1 January 9, 2014 Synopsis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilderness_Woman_Contest Article: http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2014/1/8/5279942/alaska-wilderness-woman-2013-competition-profile I wonder if promise5 is competing this year..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #2 January 9, 2014 That least event is the clincher.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #3 January 9, 2014 Remster That least event is the clincher. Did you read the article yet?The rules from the article: "the beer and all parts of the sandwich must arrive in the same general area at roughly the same time with a reasonable degree of accuracy." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 January 9, 2014 ryoder ***That least event is the clincher. Did you read the article yet?The rules from the article: "the beer and all parts of the sandwich must arrive in the same general area at roughly the same time with a reasonable degree of accuracy." OMG... totally up your alley. Your = men. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #5 January 9, 2014 Cool (literally), got it on my calendar for next year... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #6 January 9, 2014 fastphil Cool (literally), got it on my calendar for next year... I hope you fetch a good price at the auction afterward!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 January 9, 2014 Are you kidding me????The thing is they don't list the AGE of the bachelors or show pics. I've seen a few guys from there uuuummm yeah 90 yes old and no teeth with a 5 foot beard. Ooooohhhh what a catch !! Yes I want to live in a one room cabin with no running water!! Oh you don't bathe that often? That's sooooo sexy!! I may be a blonde but I'll never be an idiot! No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 January 9, 2014 Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 January 9, 2014 I was going to comment but then any comment just wouldn't be taken right. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 January 9, 2014 promise5 I was going to comment but then any comment just wouldn't be taken right. Sometimes silence really is golden. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #11 January 10, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy ***I was going to comment but then any comment just wouldn't be taken right. Sometimes silence really is golden. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #12 January 10, 2014 promise5 Are you kidding me????The thing is they don't list the AGE of the bachelors or show pics. I've seen a few guys from there uuuummm yeah 90 yes old and no teeth with a 5 foot beard. Ooooohhhh what a catch !! Yes I want to live in a one room cabin with no running water!! Oh you don't bathe that often? That's sooooo sexy!! I may be a blonde but I'll never be an idiot! The odds are good but the goods are odd. Goes for Alaska and Skydivers both."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #13 January 10, 2014 Well, it looks like you missed your chance to meet Carl: http://www.talkeetnabachelors.com/carl_ober.html But they have a Male Order Catalog: http://www.talkeetnabachelors.com/male-order-catalog.htmlSay, was this where your twin got her husband? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 January 10, 2014 Southern_Man ***Are you kidding me????The thing is they don't list the AGE of the bachelors or show pics. I've seen a few guys from there uuuummm yeah 90 yes old and no teeth with a 5 foot beard. Ooooohhhh what a catch !! Yes I want to live in a one room cabin with no running water!! Oh you don't bathe that often? That's sooooo sexy!! I may be a blonde but I'll never be an idiot! The odds are good but the goods are odd. Goes for Alaska and Skydivers both. +1 Amen to that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 January 10, 2014 ryoder Well, it looks like you missed your chance to meet Carl: http://www.talkeetnabachelors.com/carl_ober.html But they have a Male Order Catalog: http://www.talkeetnabachelors.com/male-order-catalog.htmlSay, was this where your twin got her husband? Noooo she married military. Not for meNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #16 January 10, 2014 I think you should reconsider the 5 foot beard; Just think how cozy it would be to curl up in that on a cold AK winter night. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #17 January 10, 2014 ryoder I think you should reconsider the 5 foot beard; Just think how cozy it would be to curl up in that on a cold AK winter night. I'll move south! A beard is one thing, a 5 foot beard is another.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 January 10, 2014 ryoder I think you should reconsider the 5 foot beard; Just think how cozy it would be to curl up in that on a cold AK winter night. Ewwww Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #19 January 10, 2014 promise5 I'll move south! A beard is one thing, a 5 foot beard is another. Yeah, that makes Bill Booth look trimmed up short."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #20 January 10, 2014 promise5 I'll move south! Let us know if you need suggestions!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
