airdvr 200 #1 October 2, 2014 CHICAGO (AP) - Federal authorities have released this photo of the suspect in the Chicago TRACON ATC incident. He is identified only as "Johnny", and is in custody, where he faces charges of arson, sabotage, and making a hat or a broach with a weather report. Reportedly, he doesn't want coffee.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 October 2, 2014 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #3 October 2, 2014 I was thinking the fire might have been started by the flammable fumes from model airplane glue. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 October 2, 2014 His last name is Hinshaw. He had exhibited some strange behaviors, such as turning a weather bulletin into a hat, a broach or a pterodactyl. Other reports are that he leapt to the control tower singing "Rapunzel." A coworker, identified as "Leon," also had accused Hinshaw of assaulting him and poking fun at his obesity. Some suspect that the cause of his despondency was personal, rather than professional. Said one coworker, "He was so excited. There was a sale at Penny's. But I understand he missed it." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #5 October 2, 2014 After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #6 October 2, 2014 airdvr After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. I'm surprised JohnMitchell hasn't chimed in yet."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #7 October 2, 2014 airdvr After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. It's been in re-run..... you are still OLD! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 October 2, 2014 airdvrAfter I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. It's one of my favorite movies ever. Lawrocket's too."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 October 2, 2014 One of the best conversations in the movie: QuoteFirst Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see... Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh. First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'! Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... First Jive Dude/Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 2, 2014 Another good one: Quote Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 October 2, 2014 BillyVanceOne of the best conversations in the movie: QuoteFirst Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know? Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man! First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see... Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh. First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'! Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... First Jive Dude/Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit. Excuse me Stewardess... I speak Jive.Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #12 October 2, 2014 BillyVance***After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. It's one of my favorite movies ever. Lawrocket's too. I can watch along line for line...RIP Leslie Nielsen and Robert Stack...and it still makes me chuckle a bit.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #13 October 2, 2014 skyjumpenfool ***After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. It's been in re-run..... you are still OLD! I see you are 34 years in...I suppose you started when you were 6. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,371 #14 October 3, 2014 airdvr After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. No one get that reference? Surely you can't be serious. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 October 3, 2014 airdvr After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. But how many people will be able to identify Howard Jarvis in the movie? Hmmmmmmm? Have to be an oldschool Californian to get the reference. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #16 October 3, 2014 wolfriverjoe ***After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. No one get that reference? Surely you can't be serious. Don't call him Shirley!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 October 3, 2014 airdvr CHICAGO (AP) - Federal authorities have released this photo of the suspect in the Chicago TRACON ATC incident. He is identified only as "Johnny", and is in custody, where he faces charges of arson, sabotage, and making a hat or a broach with a weather report. Reportedly, he doesn't want coffee. Rapunzel?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 October 3, 2014 monkycndo ***After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. But how many people will be able to identify Howard Jarvis in the movie? Hmmmmmmm? Have to be an oldschool Californian to get the reference. Yep. And I remember being younger and the voices of the man and woman who were arguing over the white zone/red zone and abortion really were the parking voices. "Look, Betty, don't start with your white zone shit again." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #19 October 3, 2014 Imagine my surprise when I started my instrument training only to find out there was no musical instrument involved. Oh well, at least my auto pilot doesn't need to be re-inflated. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #20 October 3, 2014 So many good memories in that movie. You're really an Airplane! geek if you saw Airplane!II. We came in low...Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #21 October 3, 2014 Well, let's see... First the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil... And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #22 October 4, 2014 airdvr ******After I posted I was wondering if maybe I was so old that no one would get the reference. I'm relieved. It's been in re-run..... you are still OLD! I see you are 34 years in...I suppose you started when you were 6. It's worse... that profile is old! Surly, you don't expect me to divulge my true age on this forum?Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites