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BillyVance

Early Darwin Award nominees for 2015

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You just can't help but be amazed by the stupidity of some people...

I couldn't pass this up. Here are two early entrants:

http://gawker.com/fuck-that-alligator-man-killed-seconds-after-mocking-1715887134

http://www.inquisitr.com/2228982/devon-staples-killed-after-fireworks-exploded-on-his-head-there-was-no-devon-left-video/
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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419gotaminute

Now the fireworks guy's mom wants more strict rules and regulations... Because people need to be told that lighting and launching an explosive from the top of your head is a poor decision:S>:( stoopid people!



Yeah, well here's the thing, most of us don't need rules and regulations to know not to do that. At some point you should teach your kids not to be stupid, come to the realization that they're a little slow and make them wear a safety helmet 24x7 or Darwin's gonna take his course. Our society trying to coddle people like is why we can't have nice things in the first place.
I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

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billvon

>I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier.

He has a 3 year old son.



Perhaps the widow now has a chance to raise the child so he has a better chance to not learn from his father. And there are to be no further offspring.

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billvon

>I thought that removing himself from the gene pool thru abject stupidity is a qualifier.

He has a 3 year old son.



Having an offspring doesn't automatically disqualify someone for a DA.

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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>Having an offspring doesn't automatically disqualify someone for a DA.

From the front page of the Darwin Awards:

"The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..."

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BillyVance

I'd have nominated this guy if the bull had caught and killed him...

http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/07/bull_chases_down_burglary_susp.html#incart_m-rpt-2

:o:S:D




Walls said an Arab man caught a man and woman burglarizing his home Wednesday morning. The homeowner called the sheriff's office then chased them off his property. County deputies and Arab police officers found the suspects' Chevrolet truck shortly after.

Ya'll got A rabs down there???:)

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***I'd have nominated this guy if the bull had caught and killed him...

http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2015/07/bull_chases_down_burglary_susp.html#incart_m-rpt-2

:o:S:D




Walls said an Arab man caught a man and woman burglarizing his home Wednesday morning. The homeowner called the sheriff's office then chased them off his property. County deputies and Arab police officers found the suspects' Chevrolet truck shortly after.

Ya'll got A rabs down there???:)

It's an old joke for sure... Yes there is a town called Arab. It sits roughly 30 miles south of Huntsville along the US231 corridor.

There used to be a video rental store there that was owned by a skydiver back in the day... called.... Pharoah's. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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