promise5 17 #1 August 20, 2015 Would you take your parent to a boogie ?No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 20, 2015 promise5 Would you take your parent to a boogie ? While jumping is going on? Sure. When the beer light comes on? I'll get them outta there before then. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #3 August 20, 2015 promise5Would you take your parent to a boogie ? My parents? Hell to the fuck no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #4 August 20, 2015 I took my mom back in the 70's. She loved it.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 August 20, 2015 Yeah, like I want my mom to see an inflatable peni*No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 August 20, 2015 promise5 Yeah, like I want my mom to see an inflatable peni* Are you really really sure she hasn't ever seen one?? Jeanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #7 August 20, 2015 Crud I hope not since she's been my mom!! Crud, she's married!!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #8 August 20, 2015 My Dad in the red hat. He has been to Fitz I think 3 times and several boogies at Skydive City. edited to add: and the Dirty Sanchez Luau in Sebastian You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 August 20, 2015 Seeeeee!! He looks like he's in shock !!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #10 August 20, 2015 no he's 82 he always looks like that You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #11 August 20, 2015 at the Luau he parked his chair outside the foam pit. When I told him it was time to go he said "hold on a minute every time they come out of there they have less clothes on" You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #12 August 20, 2015 promise5Crud I hope not since she's been my mom!! Crud, she's married!!!! ZOMG! Maybe she even had sex!!!!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #13 August 20, 2015 Oh please !!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #14 August 20, 2015 Possibly tried swinging a few times even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #15 August 20, 2015 Is Muff Daddy coming to the FitzFall? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #16 August 20, 2015 Maybe she even has once of those sex couches... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #17 August 20, 2015 normissIs Muff Daddy coming to the FitzFall? not sure yet hope soYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 August 20, 2015 Brought them out to the holiday boogie at ZHills several years ago. Dad absolutely loved hanging out on the deck watching canopies and aircraft operations. Mom enjoyed it too, though she's not as much of an enthusiast as Dad. Introduced them to some friends, they got to watch me and the BF do a few jumps and land, I showed them an Otter while it was parked, it was all a fun day. ZHills is one of the DZs that's wonderfully set up for spectators with plenty of seating on the deck, food, decent restrooms, etc.; not all are so comfortable for spectators to hang out. We left mid-afternoon that day and there was a fatality on the DZ later that day. While I know my parents understand the risks of skydiving, I was very glad that we weren't still there when it happened. That's something to consider if you feel like that might freak out your guests (whoever they may be)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #19 August 20, 2015 Perfect examples why parents shouldn't go.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #20 August 20, 2015 I hear those things are AWESOME!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #21 August 20, 2015 promise5Perfect examples why parents shouldn't go. umm my Dad loves hanging out at the DZ why would I deny him the pleasure of meeting my friends?You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 August 20, 2015 My Dad has been to the DZ to see me jump once. Mom has never been. They both did get to see me jump out at the Florabama bar on the beach, and at the beach house they rent every summer. Not like they had any choice. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #23 August 20, 2015 My mom loves to watch me jump, it's everything else that she sooooo doesn't need to see!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #24 August 20, 2015 BillyVance My Dad has been to the DZ to see me jump once. Mom has never been. They both did get to see me jump out at the Florabama bar on the beach, and at the beach house they rent every summer. Not like they had any choice. yeah my Mom had no interest in watching me jump for years. Then I took her to the disappearing island party that DeLand puts on a couple times a year. She had a great time and is not so nervous about my jumping. When I jumped the flag at the New Smyrna Beach air show a few months age she was the first one to give me a hug after I landed. You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #25 August 20, 2015 normiss I hear those things are AWESOME!!! Yeah. I bet the neighbors hear it too Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites