ryoder 1,384 #151 October 1, 2016 Oh yes, just the other day I was thinking: "I need a frig that can browse the Internet" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #152 October 2, 2016 Mmmm...chocolate!"Like Willie Wonka and Slugworth joining forces to save the day, four Japanese companies teamed up to transform the noxious stench of sewage-waste processing trucks into the sweet-smelling scent of cocoa. How did they do it? The science is based on a deodorizing product created in 2011 called “Deo Magic” that had until now been used primarily in baby diapers and pet odor-eliminating products. By infusing the lubricating oil used in Japanese sanitation trucks’ vacuum equipment with a specially crafted Deo Magic scent, the aroma released during the unsavory process of sucking out sewage lines now releases a chocolate fragrance." https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/japans-streets-will-soon-smell-like-chocolate-for-a-very-gross-reason "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerraDactyl 0 #153 October 3, 2016 ryoder Oh yes, just the other day I was thinking: "I need a frig that can browse the Internet" Yeah, just what is the practical utility of that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #154 October 3, 2016 TerraDactyl ***Oh yes, just the other day I was thinking: "I need a frig that can browse the Internet" Yeah, just what is the practical utility of that? Who knows, mostly recipes online. Or maybe online grocery ordering. There are now grocery delivery services showing up here and there. Or you get on netflix and watch something while eating at the counter."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #155 October 3, 2016 Okay, maybe it isn't wildly weird, but... you make a habit of high profile traveling with luxurious jewelry and shit, you become a target. Like Kim Kardashian. Who the hell carries $10 million in jewelry? Proof that being rich doesn't mean you have brains. https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/kim-kardashian-leaves-paris-on-private-jet-after-120556877.html "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #156 October 3, 2016 Yes, if you are daffy enough to spend $5M on a piece of jewelry, then get a replica made, put the real one in a vault, and wear the replica in public. Absolutely no one will know the difference."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #157 October 3, 2016 ryoder Yes, if you are daffy enough to spend $5M on a piece of jewelry, then get a replica made, put the real one in a vault, and wear the replica in public. Absolutely no one will know the difference. Fake ass jewelry on their fake ass bodies? Perfect. Speaking of Kim K... This showed up just now... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #158 October 4, 2016 Teen girl attempts to hire a Hit-Clownhttp://wavy.com/2016/10/03/hampton-teen-arrested-for-soliciting-clown-to-kill-teacher/ "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #159 October 4, 2016 http://www.floridasunpost.com/miami-man-discovers-bride-granddaughter-no-plans-divorce/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #160 October 4, 2016 Fucking Florida. Champions of the weird news stories. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #161 October 4, 2016 BillyVance Fucking Florida. Champions of the weird news stories. Hahahaha.. These folks are from Montgomery! ....yamma jamma! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #162 October 6, 2016 Looks like someone thought "WKRP" was a how-to instructional show: http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2016/10/05/terrified-turkeys-to-fall-from-sky-again "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #163 October 6, 2016 ryoder Looks like someone thought "WKRP" was a how-to instructional show: http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2016/10/05/terrified-turkeys-to-fall-from-sky-again "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" One of the best lines from my childhood. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #164 October 6, 2016 oldwomanc6 ***Looks like someone thought "WKRP" was a how-to instructional show: http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2016/10/05/terrified-turkeys-to-fall-from-sky-again "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" One of the best lines from my childhood. If you follow the links in the article, it contradicts the article. Note the coloration of the turkey in mid-air with the plane. The followed link confirms these are wild turkeys that are being dropped, so they can fly."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #165 October 6, 2016 ryoder ******Looks like someone thought "WKRP" was a how-to instructional show: http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2016/10/05/terrified-turkeys-to-fall-from-sky-again "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" One of the best lines from my childhood. If you follow the links in the article, it contradicts the article. Not the coloration of the turkey in mid-air with the plane. The followed link confirms these are wild turkeys that are being dropped, so they can fly. So Aurther was correct! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #166 October 6, 2016 oldwomanc6 So Aurther was correct! They aren't the greatest of flyer, but they fly well enough to make it up to my roof. I've counted as many as 22 turkeys tromping on my roof. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #167 October 6, 2016 headoverheels *** So Aurther was correct! They aren't the greatest of flyer, but they fly well enough to make it up to my roof. I've counted as many as 22 turkeys tromping on my roof. Free food! Just shoot one of them!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #168 October 7, 2016 Never bring a crane to a front-end-loader fight: http://www.messenger-inquirer.com/ap/odd_news/new-hampshire-brothers-tangle-on-front-end-loader-crane/article_b007eb3d-d0fa-55fc-a4c2-f6065617708b.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #169 October 8, 2016 ryoder Never bring a crane to a front-end-loader fight: http://www.messenger-inquirer.com/ap/odd_news/new-hampshire-brothers-tangle-on-front-end-loader-crane/article_b007eb3d-d0fa-55fc-a4c2-f6065617708b.html And garbage trucks make pretty poor escape vehicles too."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #170 October 11, 2016 http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-on-trial-for-raping-and-choking-sex-trade-workers-will-use-size-of-remarkably-small-penis-in-defence I say he isn't guilty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #171 October 11, 2016 In what world did these morons think this was a good idea? http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-dies-in-car-surfing-incident-at-least-7th-this-year/ar-BBxgZZb?li=BBnbcA1 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #172 October 14, 2016 http://www.denverpost.com/2016/02/09/squirrel-creek-lodge-home-to-wildlife-rescue-and-swingers-club/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #173 October 14, 2016 So how do you clean spilled gasoline out of your trunk? Hint: It's FloriDuh.http://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-vacuuming-gasoline-sparks-explosion-at-titusville-car-wash "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tri160 1 #174 October 15, 2016 That's my home town!:) And to think a lot of rocket scientists DO live there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 12 #175 October 16, 2016 Of all things to steal I wonder how many pallets he stole before anyone noticed "Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
