ryoder 1,384 #726 January 30, 2018 Flight carrying 85 plumbers is forced to U-turn after an issue with the on-board TOILETS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-5329949/Flight-carrying-85-plumbers-u-turns-toilet-issues.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #727 January 30, 2018 ryoder ******It's hard to believe this is real: http://digg.com/video/shower-rat And this package thief walked off into instant karma... and still made it off with the packages thanks to her man. http://digg.com/video/ups-delivery-instant-karma Package thief who took bad fall in Bothell identified http://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/package-thief-who-took-bad-fall-in-bothell-identified/281-512145265 The homeowner is frustrated by the loss and says one box contained a special medication. Insurance pays for some of it, but it doesn't cover replacements. The homeowner says it’s worth more than $5,000 and he doesn't feel any sympathy for the woman who fell. We need random packages that contain spring loaded shit. Or maybe just C4. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #728 January 30, 2018 ryoder ******It's hard to believe this is real: http://digg.com/video/shower-rat And this package thief walked off into instant karma... and still made it off with the packages thanks to her man. http://digg.com/video/ups-delivery-instant-karma Package thief who took bad fall in Bothell identified http://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/package-thief-who-took-bad-fall-in-bothell-identified/281-512145265 The homeowner is frustrated by the loss and says one box contained a special medication. Insurance pays for some of it, but it doesn't cover replacements. The homeowner says it’s worth more than $5,000 and he doesn't feel any sympathy for the woman who fell. Now the ball is in the judges court. Does he show that this is a serious problem that needs to stop, or just give a suspended fine and a lecture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #729 January 30, 2018 Bob_Church We need random packages that contain spring loaded shit. Or maybe just C4. How about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHI3vqNo7sk"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #730 January 30, 2018 ryoder*** We need random packages that contain spring loaded shit. Or maybe just C4. How about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHI3vqNo7sk Would love to have a paintball gun or two (from opposite sides) rigged to shoot when a package is lifted. Other than that, to be 100% theft proof, best bet is some kind of receptacle large enough to drop deliveries in that can't be retrieved without a key, similar to the USPS blue mail drop boxes."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #731 January 30, 2018 BillyVance Would love to have a paintball gun or two (from opposite sides) rigged to shoot when a package is lifted. Other than that, to be 100% theft proof, best bet is some kind of receptacle large enough to drop deliveries in that can't be retrieved without a key, similar to the USPS blue mail drop boxes. For the first 10 years I lived at my current location, I rented a box at The UPS Store just a mile away. It was great! Any service could deliver there. There was always an adult to sign if necessary. And the package was never unattended. Then the store changed owners, and the new owner tripled the rates.That was the end of that. I've considered making a box, bolted to the porch, designed to accept packages, but would need a key to access."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #732 January 31, 2018 Apparently, monkeys understand sigh language: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/30/monkey-flips-out-after-being-f.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #733 January 31, 2018 ryoder Apparently, monkeys understand sigh language: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/30/monkey-flips-out-after-being-f.html That's an old one, but one I don't get tired of watching."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 12 #734 February 1, 2018 ryoder*** I've considered making a box, bolted to the porch, designed to accept packages, but would need a key to access. Something like this, Boxlock?"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #735 February 1, 2018 ryoder *** Would love to have a paintball gun or two (from opposite sides) rigged to shoot when a package is lifted. Other than that, to be 100% theft proof, best bet is some kind of receptacle large enough to drop deliveries in that can't be retrieved without a key, similar to the USPS blue mail drop boxes. For the first 10 years I lived at my current location, I rented a box at The UPS Store just a mile away. It was great! Any service could deliver there. There was always an adult to sign if necessary. And the package was never unattended. Then the store changed owners, and the new owner tripled the rates.That was the end of that. I've considered making a box, bolted to the porch, designed to accept packages, but would need a key to access. Where i live nobody ever messes with it. I have everything dropped off on the porch. And, where I live just about everyone has guns and would love an excuse to use them. Coincidence? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #736 February 1, 2018 What not to do when you were the victim of a hit & run. You got the perp's car & tag on the dashcam; There is really no need to provide the cops with video proof you broke a bunch of traffic laws chasing the perp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb8JZmLK7B8 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #737 February 1, 2018 License plate looks like it could be a skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #738 February 1, 2018 Chiquita****** I've considered making a box, bolted to the porch, designed to accept packages, but would need a key to access. Something like this, Boxlock? That is awesome. Looks like its compatible with Amazon, UPS, Fed Ex, and USPS. Fortunately, my driveway is long enough that the house sits far back from the street to make it more of a hassle for thieves to take a chance. But it would still be an added measure of comfort knowing my shit would be safe, as long as the delivery drivers know what to do. Only thing the website doesn't show is the weight of each lockbox. I'd like it to be heavy enough that two people would struggle to pick it up, but I would like the option to bolt it down into the porch concrete surface too."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #739 February 1, 2018 Hmmm, an Internet of Things Lock. I'll wait for them to get the bugs out before trusting that one."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #740 February 2, 2018 Radio DJ gives play-by-play narration as dumb criminal tries to break in to truck in radio stations parking lot: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/seattle-radio-station-hilarious-play-pay-klutzy-criminal-trying-break-building-truck/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #741 February 2, 2018 ryoder Radio DJ gives play-by-play narration as dumb criminal tries to break in to truck in radio stations parking lot: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/seattle-radio-station-hilarious-play-pay-klutzy-criminal-trying-break-building-truck/ lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #742 February 2, 2018 Damn, that guy was wasted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #743 February 2, 2018 ryoder ******It's hard to believe this is real: http://digg.com/video/shower-rat And this package thief walked off into instant karma... and still made it off with the packages thanks to her man. http://digg.com/video/ups-delivery-instant-karma Package thief who took bad fall in Bothell identified http://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/package-thief-who-took-bad-fall-in-bothell-identified/281-512145265 The homeowner is frustrated by the loss and says one box contained a special medication. Insurance pays for some of it, but it doesn't cover replacements. The homeowner says it’s worth more than $5,000 and he doesn't feel any sympathy for the woman who fell. When we lived in town the UPS carriers used to be our own worst enemy. In the "you can't make this up" category one would put the package, boxes a foot square and bigger, on the porch then lay the welcome mat on top of it. If nobody noticed the package otherwise they would now. There was this cardboard box with a mat on top of it, which even said "Welcome." But the one that really bothered me would leave a note saying he'd left the package with the people down the street because they were home. Of course they were home. It's not like they had jobs to go to and they'd been out all night looking for windows to climb through to augment their welfare checks.When we moved, and if I brought packages home, I never used computer or tv boxes, only the ones that had had government cheese and disposable diapers in them so nobody would know all the stuff I had but now my latest expensive piece of electronics was just handed to this bunch. They'd give it to me of course, but knew where I lived. I really love having moved out of town. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kuai43 7 #744 February 2, 2018 Perhaps a re-post, but fuck it. https://bangshift.com/bangshiftxl/man-australia-arrested-driving-wingless-plane-bar-favorite-news-story-ever/Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #745 February 3, 2018 INCOMING!!!http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/weird/ct-dead-goose-knocks-hunter-unconscious-20180202-story,amp.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #746 February 3, 2018 http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/shelby-miller-collared-507631 As we reported at the time, police documents did not indicate whether Miller was given the Mustang GT500 middle name at birth or whether it was an aftermarket addition."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #747 February 3, 2018 ryoderhttp://thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/shelby-miller-collared-507631 As we reported at the time, police documents did not indicate whether Miller was given the Mustang GT500 middle name at birth or whether it was an aftermarket addition. On the other hand, something that is no surprise at all "and having no proof of liability insurance." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #748 February 5, 2018 Quote Where i live nobody ever messes with it. I have everything dropped off on the porch. And, where I live just about everyone has guns and would love an excuse to use them. Coincidence? We must be neighbors, Bob.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #749 February 6, 2018 Well, this is awkward.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5356869/Beauty-contestant-shocks-judges-revealing-hes-MAN.html "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Church 7 #750 February 6, 2018 BIGUN Quote Where i live nobody ever messes with it. I have everything dropped off on the porch. And, where I live just about everyone has guns and would love an excuse to use them. Coincidence? We must be neighbors, Bob. It's nice to be able to sleep easy, isn't it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
