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oldwomanc6


linkies no worky.

Both working up here in the northland.
Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free.

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gowlerk


linkies no worky.

Both working up here in the northland.

Works for me in Alabama too.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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BillyVance


linkies no worky.

Both working up here in the northland.

Works for me in Alabama too.

Works out here in the West.
It must just be a Maryland problem.:P
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder


this reporter was having too much fun :)

"In April, a giant penis next to a chapel in the town of Traunkirchen was met with stiff opposition by members of the local church. It was erected in the garden of a local art dealer, Juergen Hesz, next to a ‘Way of the Cross’, hiking trail, angering locals."
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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ryoder


linkies no worky.

Both working up here in the northland.

Works for me in Alabama too.

Works out here in the West.
It must just be a Maryland problem.:P

Well, a lot of things don't work as advertised, here. :ph34r: Linkys still don't work, so it must be me. [:/]
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Yet another reason why enabling a phone to unlock with just a fingerprint, is a bad idea: http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/11/07/flight-reportedly-diverted-after-woman-unlocks-husbands-phone-and-uncovers-affair.html
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

Yet another reason why enabling a phone to unlock with just a fingerprint, is a bad idea: http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/11/07/flight-reportedly-diverted-after-woman-unlocks-husbands-phone-and-uncovers-affair.html



Goddamn it... you beat me to it. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/10/oklahoma-woman-who-married-mother-after-two-hit-it-off-pleads-guilty-to-incest.html

Is it really incest if they can't reproduce? :S

The mom also previously married her son but it was annulled due to, you guessed it, incest.

That family's got issues.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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"FOX 2 is told the rest of the special ops team from the 12th Precinct showed up, and officers began raiding a house in the 19300 block of Andover. But instead of fighting crime, officers from both precincts began fighting with each other."

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/detroit-police-officers-fight-each-other-in-undercover-op-gone-wrong:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder


No kidding! You can't see a fucking thing, with a median wall just to your right too. Kudos to the driver for steering straight and coming to a stop safely.

Still better than this though... >:(:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1RC_V6sfj4
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Apparently, no everyone understands how this whole "deer hunting" thing is supposed to work: https://www.jsonline.com/story/sports/outdoors/2017/11/21/watch-friendly-8-point-buck-walk-right-up-wisconsin-deer-hunter-spoiler-everyone-lives/886557001/
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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ryoder

Police said they believe Mr Chechik expected the grenade would not explode as long as he didn't throw it.:S

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5124717/Man-die-accident-taking-pin-grenade.html



That'll learn him. He won't make that mistake again.
Always remember the brave children who died defending your right to bear arms. Freedom is not free.

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DJL

I know they shouldn't have done this but I think it's petty to pay in pennies just to be an ass.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Michigan-man-suing-parking-ticket-pennies-defecate-12392629.php


The pennies at least were rolled, so it isn't like the clerk would have had to count them out individually.
See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus

Shut Up & Jump!

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