lazerq3

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!! JASON

Hi rodeochic welcome aboard.....now you what to clue me in on what a rodeo dive is jason(dumbass)

Everything in moderation!!!

Het max did ya pull out or throw out he-he and how many pionts did ya burn jason

Dont yu all realize.. it was to dangerous to show him jumping like he did even though most people could never get the chance to do something like that. So instead they now show the TV show "JACKASS" . Oh yeah thats much safer, Its Aa lot harder to find a grocery cart and hurl your down a road in it than light your chute on fire!!!!( can you taste the sarcasimn) ONLY IN AMERICA!!! JASON

So I was calling around to get some quotes on life Insurance and the one guy asks al kinds of questions about your health and past and stuff. Will when he gets done he gives me a kick ass quote and then I said "ok now let throw you a curve ball...I'm in training to become a skydiver". He says ooohhhhhhh. So then he come back with some more ??? like what if any other "hazardous"(his words) activities I'm in. And then his last question was " oh and I have to ask you this , have you ever tried to commit suicide...besides jumping out of an airplane?? We both got a laugh out of it!!!! Just thought it funny anyone else have any stories wiwth there LIfe ins agents?? jason

To all these posts.... I think it was C&C Music Factory that said "things that make you hmmmmmmmmm??????(and Arsinial Hall)

I really cant help ya much as far as AFF goes cause Im going through it now myself. when you say you want to breeze right through with no repeats I honestly hope your able to and wish you the best of luck, however treat level repeats like you would a malfunction, that is hope you dont have one but be prepared to deal with it if you do!!!! VIVA LA DROPZONE jason

yikes!!!! at 5'10' 147lbs I guess I'm in trouble. Better start pounding the beer jason

First I want to say that all of you women skydivers are ANGELS to all of us. However only three could be picked for the shirts and Froggie freaksis and plfxpert were the first three angels I saw so they were my nominations. Agian though your all angels and celebrities in my book!!!Hopefully In my skydiving career I'll get to jump with someone I've met on this site> that would be kick ass jason

Hey skyhawk dont forget PLFXPERT...grrrrrrrrrr I would also like to add that since my nominations were the ones that got picted (thank you very much) I would at least like a pic of one of the angels wearing there shirt(with pants mind you... I'm a married man) emailed to me so I can use it as my computers wallpaper. That would be a pretty cool trophy please please please!!!!! jason email: [email protected] Edited by lazerq3 on 4/3/01 00:05 AM.

I would think if ya cant delete it just register again under a new user name and never log on as FREEFALLFREAK til he can delete it!!

Hey froggie thanxs for the input. I forgot I read your thread about that Hope your feeling better now. Well I got till saturday so hopefully I can get rid of this little cold if not I guess I'm grounded. Good luck with the rest of your jumps

Damn dude your doing better than me. Although I'm still going through AFF I've done the same calculating and I'll be doing really good if I can get 4 jumps a month, but then again with AFF prices and rental it'll be tough for now. I figure when I get my own gear(has hell frozen over yet) I'll be doing more!!! jason

Cant do the hop-n-pops, these wil be AFF jumps!!!! SWEET jason

I'm going to be jumping this weekend and I know you all have said not to jump with a cold or sinus problems. My question is I have right know a little bit of a runny nose and attack of the sneezes, but nothing that has slowed me down in my everyday routine. So how bad do you have to be before it really affect you would just having the sniffles be a bad time to jump. Any doctors in the house(I figure if your good enough to be a skydiver ya ought to be good enough to give some med advice

my bad , sorry for the wasted space

Since theres been alot of talk about windtunnels, sex and naked skydiving, why hasnt any one tried sex in a wind tunnel I mean theres know worry of alt awareness so you have all the time in the world to practice your mad skills. The only hard part I can think of (no pun intended) would be getting a tall enough ladder to clean the cieling (dowh) jason (has this been covered or not)

O MY GOD thats the funniset thing I ever read

It was Day light savings here as most of yu know and my wife while I was asleep sunday morning set the clocks 2 hours ahead instead of 1. This is how stupid I am .I went up to the inlaws house for a minute saw it said 3:00pm and thought geese I gotta get back home and finish the yard work. When I got home I stayed out side for about half an hour and when I came in our clocks said almost 6. And then I freaked and thought HOLY S!@T we're did the time go I still gotta get dinner ready(yes people I do all the cooking). Any ways my wife didnt let me know what she did until this morning DOWH!!!! O well I went to bed looking at the clock and it said 4:00am when it was only 3 so I got an extra hour of sleep!!! (yes I'm a night owl also) jason

I say props to the pilot for getting that plane down as good as he did jason

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NICE!!!!! I'll be happy if I get 70 jumps in one year DOWH!! jason

Hey I'm jason, going through AFF right now at SKYDIVE OGDEN (utah). As my user names says , I play with lasers. Nice to have ya aboard, and good luck with JM rating jason

Sorry guys I've been hogging the sun allll week out here in UUUUUUtah!!!!! Send me a dollar and I'll rent it out to you!!!