jumpingjunkie81

The avatar pic is from 10 days ago, and not photoshopped! And thanks! Edited to add: Good thing iluvtofly is the only person who knows who I'd bang on here!

I thank my lucky stars for that!

At your service, your royal cheesiness!

And yes, I do realize that not everything is about me! Thanks, however, for pointing it out just in case I didnt know! Who would've thought I'd need a man to state the obvious!?

You're so much fun! 1. I would never pay for a happy ending.... I can get laid whenever I want to! 2. My pedicurist gives AMAZING foot massages! And it would take A LOT more than a foot massage to convince me that I need a man! 3. I am a good griller 4. Cook, drink, eat, fuck, go home.... I'm no guy, but that DOES sound like a perfect night! 5. "You keep telling yourself that." was the best you could come up with??? Im disappointed! 6. You did say most! I, however, am not most! 7. Attachment is against my nature too.... Its the reason I cant come up with any other valid things that men are good for! 8. Not all women HAVE TO think! We are generally pretty observant creatures! 9. Don't threaten me with a good time!

Fixing things, lifting heavy items, opening the unopenable jars, and sex!! Quote Oh, crap, there is one more thing to add to your list Deedy. Killing bugs, especially disgusting, nasty, hairy, spiney SPIDERS! EWWWWW!! But thats it! 5 things that guys are good for!

I agree wholeheartedly with these four things, though not in that order! Honestly Deedy, I can't think of even one SINGLE thing to add to this list! You did a spectacular job girl!

A few other redeeming qualities that some of us may have: Back Rubs I can get one at the spa! Foot Massages Standard with any pedicure! Grilling Doesn't take a genius to be able to grill well! Cooking (some of can cook indoors as well when the mood strikes us) "When the mood strikes us" is not reason enough to keep a man around! Honest Opinions (Sometimes you need to be told those pants do indeed make you ass look big) If a girl has a big ass, her ass is gonna look big, regardless of the pants! If she has to ask, its because she already knows it, or is just digging for a compliment! Reach Things up high (Most of you are short) I'm 5'11".... Dont usually have that problem! You can Laugh with Us and At Us. We provide entertainment. We can do that without having to be attached to one of you! We generally pick up the tab for dinner and/or drinks. LMAO... Okay, now I see how you can be entertaining! An Occasional "Getthefuckoverit!!" - Sometimes women think too much and a male perspective (while not always welcome) is exactly what is needed. Sometimes women think too much?? BWAHAHA! Hey, getthefuckoverit!! And mostly.. We Give you a great reason to make sammiches and bring beers. We exist!! and whats in it for me?? OH.. And You like us.

I concur... Time's a wastin'!

+1 It reminds me of high school...

The only problem with that idea is I would have to be drinking in order to do something like that! So its counterproductive!

Oh thank you! Thats so sweet! Its always SO nice when others have your best interest at heart!

Deedy, call and tell them its bothering your patients, then call again, and again. keep calling until it stops! I bet they get sick of you calling and it wont happen again!

That sucks! I am officially quitting!! They just raised them to over $5 a pack, and thats way too much for me! So I'm done! Unfortunatley that means I'll have to quit drinking (at least for a while) too, since alcohol is nothing without cigarettes for me! Gosh, Im going to be so boring for the next couple of months!

Oh, to answer the OP's question, Id rather be attracted to an asshole than a whole ass! JK! I wont allow myself to get treated badly! If it ever happens to me I'd kick his ass to the curb in a heartbeat! There are way too many good guys out there for me to waste my time on a douchebag!

Paper bags dont protect against pregnancy or STD's!

Cock-meat sammich!

I concur! BTW, did you guys know they stopped doing the .59c cheeseburgers on Wednesdays and Sundays? Those were like holidays for me!

MMMMMM... Now Im craving a cheeseburger.... Guess Ill go get one and contribute some $$$ to Mc'D's so they can pay this douchebag his millions!

here is my tramp stamp!

I just found out like 14 minutes ago that Easter is this weekend! Sheesh! Im flying out to Sacramento on Friday for 2 weeks! The Easter Bunny will still find me there right? What are your plans for Easter??

I asked: "Should Skymama start drinking now?" Answer: My sources say no!

how come the last one was plural?

My younger sister is the same way... she LOVES to be treated like shit! She has been on again off again with an abusive guy for over 5 years.... A guy whos made her cut ties with all her friends, wont let her work anywhere that other guys work,verbally abuses her every day, broken her arm, left MANY bruises on her body, broken her car window, keyed her entire car, sliced her tires, cut wires under her hood, thrown keys in her face, cheated on her and given her STD's etc. He tells her he loves her and wants to marry her and have babies with her. They never use protection because he claims he's too big to wear condoms and they hurt him. She has been pregnant by him at least 5 times that I know of, and each time he tells her to get an abortion or he'll leave her, then when she gets it, he calls her a cold heartless bitch and a piece of shit for killing his baby! My mom and i have been with her at the police station to file charges, gone with her to get a restraining order, and even bitched out the guy and his parents, but she keeps going back to him. Its a neverending circle, and its very, very frustrating, but we've tried to help her for over 5 years, all to no avail. It's out of our hands at this point. I will never understand it, but at the end of the day, she's the only one who can choose not to be with him. I only hope that she figures it out before he does something WAY more drastic.