jumpingjunkie81

Not just for guys! I am a lover of sex too! Morning, noon, night.... I dont care when it happens! Great... Now Im sitting here at the Phoenix airport thinking about sex!!!!!

Wow, the bonfire is vacant this morning!! I am currently sitting in the Sacramento airport at my gate, waiting for my flight to board. Its back home to Florida today. So I'm going to go get a cinnabon and wait for a naughty thread to get posted!

Yeah... wishful thinking, I know!! But maybe Karma has something good in store for me!!

Moi?? But Im sweet and innocent! Everybody knows that! Im also having a dry spell at the moment.... Predicting that hopefully it will be over soon! ...Lets give it a month. I'll report back if anything changes

...The next time you'll get humps! Lets see who the lucky ones are! And the wishful thinkers!

Friday: Flying back to Florida.... California vacation is over! Saturday: Unpacking (yes, it's going to take all day... I have a lot of stuff!) Sunday: TBD

Does anyone know if there is a Walmart (or similar) nearby the DZ??

"Wanted"

And here come the male submissions for judging.....

Spank her for abandoning her position in the notorious threesome!

I would... Well, I do enjoy sun-kissed skin!

I hereby OFFICIALLY nominate Poe62 as a contestant, for posting the following quote on another thread: THAT is what smutsketeers are made of! PS. The contest does involve puddin' wrestling between contestants, right??

Thank you!!! I feel so honored to be the first one nominated! I was going to submit my own application anyway, but looks like I don't really need to now!!! In case I do need to submit an application, does this thread count as a submission??

Says she who resigned from the smutsketeers!

Wonder where they found these 48 people with low self esteem?? A psychiatrists office?? Jenny Craig??

OOOOH... I thought of a better one for me too!! "Toy Story" Sad but kinda funny!

"gone with the wind"

what about a chick??????

And I always thought she was a cougar!

ask her to wrestle in the mud with me!

One is never too old to partake in truth or dare!!! I have to say, as a junior smutsketeer (I still dont know what that means btw.... am I in training or something??) I have to say that I am disappointed that you had to ask! You are supposed to be 33.3% of my guiding light to naughtiness! I double dog DARE you to play it!!! I think we should play at Skyfest! Who's down for a game???

Junior??? Did you just call those other gals OLD???? This thread is WAY more interesting now that everybody's fessin' up!

Verify that the pics on that one other thread are real!

Thank you so much!! Thanks Teigan! Although, eating a litter of kittens is hardly neccesary! And iluvtofly and skittles: I am flattered!

Thank you, really, but I did have an ulterior motive when I posted my list! I was hoping more people would come clean and we could find out who submitted that enormous list a couple of pages back! But seriously.... Kudos not only to me, but also to LisaH and Poe62 for coming clean! Come on people, its your fantasy.... OWN IT! who else wants to join the "come clean club" ???