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Airtwardo is a study in irony, contradiction and, of course depravity. I hereby bestow this title upon him: The Best of the Worst that Skydiving has to Offer® Walt

In that case, You, skydemon2, are a really bad person. So if you're Skydiving's Biggest Asshole®, does that make skydemon2 Skydiving's Really Bad Person®?? Actually, since I seem to be handing out siglines lately, I hereby deem skydemon2 as: Skydiving's Worst® This is a coveted title that must be handed over immediately when someone deserves it more than the current holder. Walt

How about if I fill my mouth full of crushed ice, lightly flick my cold tongue over your nipples and then softly blow my cool breath over them... ...while you're making me a sammich, of course! Walt

Yes, your subtle comedy styling are appreciated here! I ain't shittin'! Walt

In that case, You, skydemon2, are a really bad person. Now go buy some . Walt

Has anyone ever told you that you are a really bad person? Walt

Cats DO NOT have lips. I researched this years ago and contrary to your post, they don't have lips. Stop spreading the lie!!!! Walt

clicky You're welcome. Walt

Yep. Chicks thought Elvis was really hot and chicks think I'm...uh, scratch that. No, the only thing Elivis and I might *ever* have in common is if I die while taking a crap. It would really bother me to die while taking a crap. Especially if any dz.commers are around 'cuz they'll post pics. Walt

Tell him that if he dies because he didn't go to the ER that your going to take some reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally unflattering pics of him and post 'em all over the internet! Walt

What a thing to be remembered for. Walt

Because the whining of the engine diverts us from their whining. This deserves a very special [golf clap] Well done! Walt

Yeah, and I'm glad he didn't take out anyone with him. Walt

Me too. He contributed to the betterment of human evolution by removing himself from the gene pool Walt

An amphibious timothy treadwell He was nowhere *near* as nuts as Treadwell. I must admit a certain admiration for Treadwell, though. Walt

I saw a show about some guy that did this "tonic" something or other trick. One breed of shark would go into a tonic state when on its back (belly facing the surface of the water). With the great white I think it was rubbing the side of his face or something. Looked to me like the guy was nuts, but seemed to be quite intelligent. Walt

Where's the choice for Speakers Corner? Walt

Sometimes for no apparent reason I will procrastinate on taking a piss. I'll do it to the point of serious self torture just so I won't miss that Doritos ad that I think is really funny or some stupid thing like that. Walt

Tell your dad that I'll do the editing! Walt

No ma'am. Walt

The guy who spraypainted his nuts is considering posting the story along with a pic (actually, he's already posted the pic). Most of the voices are waiting to read the story before passing final judgement. Walt

Any guy who spray paints his nuts gold, posts a pic on dz.com and sends copies via cell phone is either not right or is extremely right! Walt

And I still consider him to be at the same time my hero and the scariest man alive. Walt

There is another thread about fear of flying. I don't fear flying or heights. I don't fear death--at least not very much. There is one thing I live in fear of, though. I learned early in my skydiving career that passing out around a bunch of drunk skydivers can be a truly bad thing. Just thinking about it makes me break out in a cold sweat. I was at a boogie and the weather was not cooperating. The alcohol started flowing and we were at a jumpers house when one poor bastard made one of the worst mistakes of his life. He passed out in a reclining chair (reclined) and had his mouth wide open. Picture it. It practically *begs* for evil acts to be committed! Anyway, one very well known jumper stepped up to the occasion. He excitedly announced, "Oh man!!!!! Someone has *got* to find a camera!!!!!". Another jumper found a camera and got ready to take the shot. Yes, he (the jumper instigating all this) did *exactly* what you are thinking. He pulled his dick out, got it hard and put it right next to the passed-out guys mouth. Just as the shot was about to be taken, the passed-out jumper woke up! We're not talking, "Hmmmm....I am curious as to why you are holding your hard dick next to my mouth....". No, we are talking pissed. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally pissed!!! Fortunately, no injuries or fatalities or anything like that but to this day I continue to live in fear of passing out around drunk skydivers! Ok. Your turn. edited to add: I suspect that passing out around airtwardo could be a fate worse than death! Walt

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