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Woohooo--party time!!!!! Walt

Not really, but I *do* kind of like the idea! Walt goin on vacation huh Yeah, but my real motivation is it would give me more time to develop a closer relationship with my guitar. Walt

Not really, but I *do* kind of like the idea! Walt

Hellz yeah baby. I'm definitely coming back to see you!!! Turtle - you're not allowed to be in the audience. You annoy me. Oh yeah?!!! I bet *I* could annoy you better than him. Pick me!!! Pick me!!!! Walt

...in the last minutes or so, here' my contribution to the cause. BTW NSFW unless you work in a tittie bar. You're welcome. Walt

Flying doesn't scare me. It's the thought of burning in and not being able to do a fucking thing about it that scares me. Don't worry. You'll lose your fear of flying if you keep jumping in much the same way that my fear of heights evaporated after making some BASE jumps. Keep in mind, though, that your irrational fears will be replaced by rational fears. I'm not sure that it's always that much of an improvement but at least it's different. Walt

Since when the fuck have you gone for a few days without beer? Walt

Please--take your circular saw and put him out of our misery! Walt I told ya you fashion senseless fucker, you were just pissed off that i got it in one No go find a blue jungle to hide in Yeah, I'll do that if you sober up and take some fucking dance lessons! Walt

Damn, your head injury must be completely healed. That is, without a doubt, the most lucid post I've ever seen you make!

And bras!!!!! Walt

Who the fuck cares about that motherf.... Oh, I get it now. Walt

Where would it be? I really don't want to be giving any money to the municipalities of Dublin, Ga. It would be at Skydive St.Marys. Packing Cathys place. Cool--opportunity to hang out with Bobbi!!!!

Where would it be? I really don't want to be giving any money to the municipalities of Dublin, Ga. I had only the most peripheral view of their handling of last year's Dublin but it looked to me like they flat out had no clue how to handle it and were doing the best they good. Granted, it wasn't good but their hindsight is hopefully as good as ours. Walt

I dunno, have you actually *met* Linder? Walt

Because I'm a moronic fucktard who thinks people actually give a shit about what I think or say? Nah, I *know* nobody gives a shit about what I think or say! Walt

To even get a chance at being on the long list you'd have to grow some hair! Everyone knows that guys who shave their heads are a turnoff! Walt

I hear Head and Shoulders works kind of ok. Walt

Ok, just for that you have no chance of making it onto the short list! (not that you ever did, anyway....) Walt

Has anyone ever told you that you are a bad man? Walt

My personal choice would be pretty much *any* and/or *all* of the dz.com ladies. That wouldn't be gay sex but dayum, if these ladies don't make a gay guy wanna go straight then gay sex must really rock! Walt

I mean normal in a "beautiful woman's inner serial killer comes out in the form of a mime from hell who is really into the Friday the 13th series of movies and has some seriously captivating eyes and lips considering she is about to chop your head off with with a dull circular saw." way. Wow, I think I love you. Walt

That's kinda like why dating an epilleptic chick is really nice. All you have to do is lay there. Walt

Around the same time that they make me a moderator. Walt

He *needs* to be stalked. Guys who shave their heads cannot be trusted! Walt

Damn, that got deleted before the ink was dry! Walt