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Next one to ask 'why the long face' gets kicked in the groin.

Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers, and purple horseshoes... Edit: I need a faster computer! Ryoder - true sympatico, here.

Alacazam! Edit: DAMMIT Turtle!

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" Edit: For a turtle, you're fast!

Do you need help escaping?

70... where you at???

I know what Bennys are, but I didn't catch the cheese ball reference. I'm a transplant, though; are you a native?

Just ignore a bad attempt at a reference to the Jersey shore. Enjoy your stay!

Are you hanging at DJais?!

May this schwanz be with you...

I'm in NJ - where are you? And, I have a snow day too.

This is my divine spark of genius... or my glow stick from Halloween

Richard Simmons - Age 5

Did you watch the "How to Behave" sticky? It informs us never to make comparisons to Nazis as we automatically lose the argument... By the way, I completely agree with you.

Wanna get to know me... biblically...?

Gladys, do you smell a turtle?

Who wants to touch my magic wand?

Can't you read my Sig line?! It says "Bite Me!"

This moment brought to you by Massengill.

Got any pistachios?

Demo hammer with wide-blade chisel, so says the construction husband. Rent it from Home Depot.

Do you use coupons? I could send you all the coupons from the paper here; I tend to cut all of them and then only use a few...

Punk rock girl, you look so wild Punk rock girl, let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me, eat fudge banana swirl Just you and me, we'll travel round the world Just ... you .... and me Punk rock girl Ahhh, thanks for that great memory.

Last night I dreamt I was driving through California in a car with no brakes, holding on to my cat who was holding the map and navigating, and with my husband's dead grandparents in the back of the car stuffed into an antique dresser. Anyone else care to share their dreams?

I used it for German. I took the language in high school, but had forgotten most of it. However, I think some it came back once I began using the program. It is a great system, I think. They offer a money back guarantee (at least they did when I bought it) and often have special offers which include free shipping and a headset (for the spoken language component). Major con is the price. Not terribly sure how it compares with other systems, but I thought $250 was a bit steep. I may have an email offer in my trash file, if you want me to look - could PM you the info if interested.