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I sent this to my friend who has 3 rabbits...she did not appreciate it one bit.

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php If you've never seen it, it is HILARIOUS. Not bloody or gory despite what the name might suggest.

Uh huh . . . explain to me how the suspension on that bike works. And...off they go....

Wait....there are women out there that aren't like this?!?! Yes yes...i want to know...WHERE ARE THEY??

I think you're ugly. Ok ok I am kidding...but how can you call ANYTHING created by Ferrari ...ugly? Beacuse they normally designs NICE looking cars.... This bike is actually BEYOND b.f. ugly.... Yeah btw... Ditto.. (you are also quite ugly) Ugly is in the eye of the beholder...

I think you're ugly. Ok ok I am kidding...but how can you call ANYTHING created by Ferrari ...ugly?

My guess would be Maya (computer generated image). It's a concept. Highly doubtful one would ever actually be made in the way you currently see it. Ditto. I was going to say Maya, 3d Studio Max, or another similar modeling program. However, this puppy actually exists. http://www.exoticcars.ws/cars/dodge-tomahawk.jpg

So...instead of pulling his main chute, he pulls the cutaway handle? Genius...pure genius... Or did he just get flustered and pulled the wrong handle by accident? Seemed like the instructor was trying to keep him from pulling it...

Dave Brubeck in 2001...unbelievable!

*Disclaimer: These are just opinions and were forwarded to me. I hereby relinquish any & all responsibility for actions that may occur as a result of reading these jokes. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' __________ When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. __________ A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . __________ A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.' __________ A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' __________ Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.' __________ Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. __________ If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. __________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. __________ First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' __________ 'A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death' __________ Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritate d by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

You don't like packing??

If they flare before they hit the ground? YES! Team-SPUD! I could've sworn that said Team-STUIPD.

So let's say at your DZ there are a few packers that are always their packing, be that student rigs, fun jumper rigs, tandem, etc. 1. If you ask them consistently to pack your rig, is it common courtesy to tip them every time, once every week, once a month, etc? 2. If they are busy, what's the 'proper' way to ask them to pack your rig? Just go up and ask, or does each DZ keep a list and you just add your name to it? (in case you're too lazy to pack) 3. Is it customary to tip them regardless of whether they pack your rig once a week or at least several times a week? 4. Do you 'tip' with beer, money, or......

In terms of getting the next level license? I've met people in person (as well as seen the people on this board) that only have an A or B, and have more than enough jumps to be eligible for the next level license. What advantages does one have with a B instead of an A license, or a C instead of a B, etc? Just wondering.

The yearning is definitely there. Now all I need is weather, money & time.

Thanks Joe. I'm actually going to stay at the bunkhouse, because I want to be as close as possible and be up in the sky as much as possible. Even 2 miles is a long commute when you want to be in the air... Besides, I'm not a skydiver yet...so I would probably not be eligible for a discount

For skiing...for playing in...for ahem..other activities..but landing in it??? You must be outside your damn mind!

Yea yea yea yea...

I don't know if I'll have the $$$ for the tunnel time...but I'll try. Shame I won't get to meet some of you guys, but maybe next time?

You know I'll make sure he has a great time!! Especially if he gets his A. Yeaaa baby I'll hold you...to that. So why the hail was this moved? I don't think me visiting Elsinore qualifies as a MAJOR EVENT.

Hey Elsinore peoples! I am flying in on the 7th of January, and leaving on the 18th. My goal is to jump as much as I can, have fun, and possibly get my A license in the process. Looking forward to meeting all of you Elsinorian skydivers! So what's the weather like around that time? How warm/cold should I dress? Should I bring anything with me, besides lots of beer? Any other suggestions/tips/advice would be appreciated. Can we keep it SOMEWHAT serious?

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English motherf***er! Do you speak it??? - Jules -

I haz it!!!

SIM? That big bound book that has all the information any new skydiver could want? Nope don't have it...sorry.