npgraphicdesign

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  1. That depends, what are your stats? Not an engineer. That's all you need to know, right?
  2. Yep ... all 32,000 of them . fuck off! FB only allows 5000, so i have to limit myself! Christy, don't get mad, or you'll be deleted as a friend and will have only 31,999 friends.
  3. There ... I fixed it for you ... Hah! Too funny.
  4. Nope...noone here has EEEEVER seen this video.
  5. .... what's wrong with that??? *now feeling awkward because I built a fort in my living room a few weeks ago* fuck it. it was awesome! there's nothing wrong with forts! Yea baby...forts rock!!! You do the humpty dance inside the fort too...
  6. When you plug in, instead of setting up a new phone, select 'restore from backup.' Then, select the backup you want (I assume only one) and...you'll be set.
  7. Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit. I'm just sayin'. So what you really want to know if how good us guys look out of our jumpsuits? I'm just sayin'.
  8. Wiseass. I was referring to skydiving. Wouldn't there be less chance of an entanglement if you have a low-profile front helmet mount than if you had one on top of your helmet?
  9. So how possible is the danger of entanglement if I use a low profile front mount, like the one posted earlier?
  10. Douchebag whuffos don't deserve to date women who can fly goddammit! Have you been chilling with Shaw? How do you know they are douche bags, and what is the point of comparison? We might think they are swell guys if we put you in the lineup with them while you are posting more dating threads on your smart phone! And put those douchebags next to a bearded lady named Nikita, and they'll REALLY start to shine.
  11. I guess whether it's for skiing or skydiving purposes, I'm still very dubious about the strength of that plastic mount and how it would hold up if i were to take a bad tumble on the slopes. At this point, I'll only be using my GoPro for skiing.
  12. I know that this question would get massacred in the Bonfire so that's why this is going here. For those of you that are in a long-term relationship (read that as dating seriously, engaged, married, living together as partners, etc etc etc) how do you keep the excitement going? I am not talking about the physical aspect of a relationship, but the emotional/mental/etc. How do you not get bored from day to day? My biggest issue is that whenever I start dating someone, I get bored generally 3-3.5 months after, unless she doesn't kick me to the curb earlier. But usually, I start feeling the boredom around that time, and then it's pretty much over and just a matter of finding the right words/time to break it off. So, what's the secret? I figured it's time to find out...since I'm 32 and not getting any younger.
  13. Awww fock it. Just signed up! Start training ya outta shape beer chuggin lazy mofos! Oh and this is the video from the VT location of Tough Mudder that I did last year. Damn that was fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObcX5ZopSZE
  14. First off, it's Nikki or Nicci, not Nicki. So a big skydiving salute to both of you regardless. Second, I'm doing the Tough Mudder on May 6/7, so we'll see if I recover sufficiently.
  15. No, you about covered it. I'm not going to go to the dz, although I am getting a good laugh at how many people are saying that I should. You people are cold-hearted. Awww..we should all be so lucky as to have someone like you. But you DID THINK about going, DIDN'T YOU? Don't lie now...
  16. I disagree. I did the Tough Mudder in May of this year...2 days before the event I had a 103 degree fever. Still was at about 100 when I did it. So... And I second the spicy food. That'll open up the airways, will help poor Normy breathe easier, and will make it look like you care.
  17. Translation: Normiss is really sick and is coughing up his organs, and I'm too disgusted by it so I need a great excuse so I can go skydiving AND not look like a schmuck while I'm doing it. Since I'm not creative enough, I need DZ.com to come up with a good excuse and hope Normiss is too sick to log onto DZ.com and see this thread. There. Did I miss anything? And who knows...maybe Normiss may 'call a friend' to come take care of him. Enjoy your jumps...who knows what you may come home to....
  18. It's EFS ... goes back a LONG time, in fact it goes back to when you had a manly name.
  19. EatSleepSkydive or EatF*ckSkydive? Or is it EatF*ckSleepSkydive? Which one is a more worthy motto?
  20. Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde. First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has. They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette. First sailor" Have you ever slept with a brunette?" Second sailor "Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead. First sailor" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?" The second sailr looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"
  21. I'd pay to see #1 in real life. Or you could just tell the stewardess to ask the captain to descend to 10000 feet and slow down a bit so you can get out.