porpoishead

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  1. sup stitch you find a piece-o-ass or something if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  2. saw that shit one time, guy stripped his shirt off and started jumping all around and shit, other guy just walked up and molly-whopped the fucker in the snout and laid him down I almost died laughing bitch got knocked the fuck out waiting for a ring announcer or some shit LOL!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  3. BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  4. LMFAO!!! it's like that huh.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  5. aiiiiight.... I'm jumping up and down shaking my head side to side real fast...even doing the jaw thing and the punching the air ssss ssss ssss ssss thing c'mon then...come getcha issue !! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  6. I thought your legs where all skindeded up from some ballwacker job??? nothing like some banged up, waxed up legs I guess beav, who you callin out fooo...don't make me pull up my pantses. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  7. saw one of his shows friday night...funny as all hell anybody else seen his show before??? anybody buying the whole hypnosis thing??? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  8. nice!! I have a left ball I can spare
  9. Heavily regulated by national organizations....LMballsO yeah what the fuck ever Chute,chute,chute,chute,fucking gay,chute,chute,chute motherfucking gay, chute,chute, chute, chute....rainbow fucking brite...chute Fucking bummer the pointy end of the raindrops myth didn't make the top 10... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  10. Word!! You Fukstiks are incorrigible Sup billy, happy dads day dude if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  11. Word I'm about to suck on a bullet if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  12. What the fuck...I'm hungry as a hostage, the fuckers behind me got some rowdy kids that are all upside my head every few seconds and they the parents got purified previous to attendance so it smells like alchohol ...great now I want a beer...no beer here Perhaps if they were doing this shit in freefall I might be remotely interested... My girl is in like 6 numbers I'm never getting the fuck out of here Daddy daddy mom grabbed the wrong jazz shoes, they're too small my feet hurt.......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Fuck me sideways!!!! Thank goodness for crackberry (Rant over)
  13. Happy birthday to you!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  14. Yeah don, my beatiful girl is 10, my knucklehead boy is 9, and my big ass dog is 11 LOL!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  15. I'm all prepared too... insurance is paid, and i know right where the gas stations are... all the supplies and gear in the planet are worth a fuck when the water is a couple of inches from your ceiling, a tree just smashed through the middle of your house etc..... be sure and keep some medical supplies around too..... especially if drinking. responders will be cut off or too busy trying to rescue people that were to stubborn to get the fuck up out of the way of a pissed off storm. I love all of my shit as much as anybody...but none of it would mean jack shit to me if one of my kids got fucked up because I tried to ride one out.... all that aside hurricane parties are fucking great, enjoy yourselves!!
  16. right on bud, the hours I listed are minimum. if you are offshore you will get a minimum of 12hrs of pay everyday, whether you do any work or not just for being there... that's 8reg and 4OT everyday, with 12OT saturday and 12OT on sunday...1week=40reg 44OT MINIMUM by law certainly you can work more it's not out of the ordinary to do 16hr and 18hr shifts out there. what I was getting at is offshore companies will hire and train you themselves, without gouging your check for you. seems like the company you are referring to is simply getting you your basic certs to go offshore like marine survival training, helicopter underwater egress and safety, first aid, rigging, T.W.I.C. card, safe gulf...etc. then just letting you go to whatever company they chose or is ringing their phones off the hook...you might end up doing something you will not like chose for yourself what it is that you are interested in doing, and hire on with an offshore company that does it...they will put you through the same required training at no cost to you..and your check is yours. pm me if you want, let me know what you know how to do, I can get you on a boat, rig, barge whatever bro... or at least point you in the right direction if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  17. i thought that read vaggie dipped at first......
  18. happy birthday fukstik!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  19. Views3397 Replies 391 bunch of fucking extremists....me too i'm one also if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  20. what??? I love that guys posts.... dude speaks from the heart if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  21. right on, the abortion issue is always a passionate discussion.. people have sex all the time it's how we all got here....momma brought us in. were human and we use bad judgment sometimes and as a result things happen. sometimes the outcomes are less than desirable for whatever reasons, which starts the cycle all over again, time to make another decision. just make one that you can live with, and as far as I'm concerned I will still love you just the same.... much love and respect to all the ladies/mommas
  22. I love cats too..theyre delicious!!
  23. this thread has spiraled into fantasy land..... on the original thread title.. dr. tiller did not deserve to get executed in the audience of his wife and his church people... I hope mr.Roeder gets executed. matter of fact I really wish they would not spend my tax money on detaining him for a due process. I would prefer they shoot him right in the top of the head today before midnight... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell
  24. what sort of job training???? offshore companies are always hiring giving up 20% of an off shore check for two months is one helluva tax...that's 4 checks minimum offshore check is 80 hrs reg and 88 hrs overtime for 2 weeks. even at only $20 an hour thats only $4240.00 minus uncle sams 30% ($1272.00) that leaves you with $2968.00 and the take 20% (593.60) leaves you with only $2374.00 $593.60 x 4 = $2374.00 there is no fucking way in hell that I would do a 2 week hitch for $2374.00.... 4 times in a row even less if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell