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yep pretty self explanatory ... whu fo you be doing that crazy shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

congrats bud if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

they should of fired all of them...the pussy ass motherfucker closing the van doors that could of easily stepped in and stopped the beating of a restrained person...and any and all other officers or employees who were witness and did nothing to step in and do the right thing protect the prisoner.. completely unacceptable the deputy is a fucking coward and has a completely unprofessional attitude and disposition to deal with his job...the guy should be prosecuted and in prison where his attitude of beating people when things dont go his way are more acceptable.....except he would have the advantage of a restrained opponenet complete fucking pussy! as are all the cops in that building that let it go down if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

its not signed anymore, it wore off if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah i guess jenna was kinda of bad to use for example....shoulda used jenaveve jolie or skymama maybe that woulda went over better.. im just destined to get in trouble with this post if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

some people are just to old to be driving safely...it really sucks having to break that news to someone. my grandma was one of them her last car a gigantic Cadillac had whiskey dents and scrapes all over the bumpers yet she had no recollection of any mishaps somebody apparently just kept dinging her parked car I was with my bro at doctors row here a while back looking at their ponds when an old lady just plowed int the back of my brothers truck destroyed the front right quarter panel of her van i got out of the truck to see if they were ok... she just hit reverse and drove around us. I'm waving my arms and everything saying hey you just creamed us lady, nothing..she drove around the parking lot and just parked i walked over there again to see if she was alright and all she had no clue what so ever of what happened she thought i was crazy...she got some mentally challenged guy out of the passenger side and walked him towards the docs offices...van was all kinds of beat to death and busted open all over the place....unfortunately my brother had to file the report just incase she would of come back after saying he backed into her or something crazy like that...poor old lady, sux they probably yanked her license right there if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

i doubt you would put this thing on the shelf...under the pillow maybe if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

ha! stylin... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

as far as i know the blackberry instant messenger only works on RIM blackberry phones...I thought somebody was working on making the blackberry messenger accessible to other devices not really sure though...max, user name gawain on here would know more about that try contacting him bud shoulda got a crackberry if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

mmm hmmm... the pinnacle of innocence if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

LMFAO...some of it came out if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

well....im just saying if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

ride the fucking board dude.. that's what it was built for not to hang on a wall ....brett simpson is just some guy who gives a shit if he signed it don't ding his signature if you're worried about it I guess i voted ride it.....ride it the nastiest overhead you can get yourself into if you break it then hang it up don't get anybody to sign your skydive rig bro, wouldnt want one of those hanging on your wall too something else to think about...di you see him sign it??? could be a bunch of fucking horseshit that dont mean shit anyway.....the board is for real and the waves well ....yeah if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

you guys are nuts if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

don't do it its a trick.. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

happy birthday flower girl, hope you had a great day

no john, I do not guess that would go over well in the FAA control room.. had one of the tenders come tell me once that a diver punched him in the face kids mug was all swollen and mangled looking...I asked what happened, he said the guy went to sleep during his chamber ride so he beat on the side of the chamber with a hammer to wake him up... I was like yeah don't do that, they don't like you telling on them either I'll pretend we never had this conversation ok ....poor kid walked away and didn't say shit for the rest of the hitch... wtf did he expect for me to kiss his face and make it better...stupid hurts edit to add we had fresh sheets in the can and stacks of towels fresh bibs...kid turned out to be a helluva tender..so not for nothing you know if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

all of that stuff sounds pleasant and all but i mean, keep it simple you know smash her head face first into the thermostat leave her laying there unconscious to think about it for a while .. call engineering tell them there's a problem with the thermostat somebody tripped and fell into it or some shit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

just skulldrag her after work in the parking lot deedy that ought to warm her up a bit if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

or...... just punch the co-worker in the fucking face...break the nose for extra points politely turn the thermostat back and tell em I fucking triple dog dare you to turn the motherfucker again.. problem solved..eat your tuna sammich

the guy in the pic does appear to be in an awkward position just prior to impact that's what caused me to question pilot input prior or during his encounter with the turbulence.... I understand there's only 2 things you can do when you're that low and you have a collapse, jack and shit....as someone else pointed out though the canopy appears to be in a left turn configuration and it's diving/out flying the pilot.....was trying to figure out if the guy got all panicky and cranked some toggles...that's why i asked if the OP actually saw it go down or was some pics from his dz as he stated and heard about the incident...I understand ideally you want full flight to ensure optimum pressure of your canopy through the turbulence but at some point you have to flare before you meet the ground which requires some sort of input, ultimately effecting the way your canopy recovers or.....doesn't if you have already impacted mom earth also understand how fast it can all go down as well, I learned the through the school of hard knocks how bad low turbulence can make your landing..matter of fact when it happened to me, you had just landed doing video and actually filmed me pounding in or just after... i was stupefied and my ears were ringing from the impact...first thing i remember hearing was you asking me how much i wanted for my gear and squeak.. whatever bro...you will not get a rise from the fish head if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thanks for the heads up bro if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

thats why i was asking if he indeed witnessed or what.. i had a collapse when i first started out from a rookie mistake high winds, I brought it in too close downwind of the hanger, and pounded in in a similar fashion except i impacted on my back with the canopy behind me which made sense, not facing the ground with the canopy ahead... just weird scenario i guess doesn't make much sense. if the canopy collapses and loses its airspeed then there's a lot of surface are creating drag now slowing it down as the momentum takes your body forward passing up the fabric just flailing in the breeze...some slack in the lines something... i dunno maybe collapse is not the proper term is what I'm getting at...might be a turbulence related crash but it does not appear to be a collapsed canopy from the pics. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

BWAHAHAHAAA!!! you're a goober charity if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell

yeah i read your post the first time.... from the pics though it looks like a steep dive i just dont understand how a collapsed canopy is gonna out fly you to the ground with you above it at full line stretch...........maybe I'm just stupid some more bold print might help me edit to add: looks pretty well pressurized in the pics too in the effort to not sound like too much of a smart ass. I am just trying to tell you that the pictures paint a different picture than what you are describing as a straight in approach with a canopy collapse....the pictures show a pressurized canopy out-flying a jumper to the ground and impacting slightly before the jumper. where you a direct eyewitness?? were you the one taking the pictures?? if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell