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And this one. Diva

Woops, that one didn't work, let's try this one. Diva

And then there was more!! Wranglers, you know if it's Wranglers they're real cowboys! Diva

LMAO!! Naked, but they have on their tennis shoes and their socks! Diva

Here's one I just got. Diva

Forgive me, I usually don't do the male bashing thing, but some of these are kind of cute. Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Diva

Good googley-moogley, someone bring the air freshner! Diva

Woops, slurp, you caught me!

We all second that thought!! Omrimon, if you're out there, please check in with us. Diva

was that dead and sexy? Diva

You sicko!! Diva

Chuck, thanks for sharing, but that was WAY more information than I needed! I don't like onions and they don't like me either. Diva

Until the cheese arrives, here's a little something to keep you guys busy. Diva

Mike: I almost missed your post, sorry was away for a while. No darling, it wasn't me, I've never been to Chambersburg. One day though, you just never know where I might show up. Diva

Hmmm, there's something so very wrong with that! Did I happen to mention I get a warm and fuzzy feeling just knowing Screamer is in Europe! Diva

Holy Shit! Real feathers!! You know they've got to tickle Diva

I get a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing that Wingie will be home for Christmas! Go Wingie, Go!! People hide your daughters and your girl friends! Diva

I just called up Harry & David's and put in a large order of cheese for you guys to have with your whine!! Diva Promoting equal nudity for everyone!

Snicker, I'm having a great time with this!

Red, white and blue.

Oh, wait - feeling patriotic??

And last but not least, Scott Oh, there's a video I'd like to send, but it's too big, help?? Diva

Mike

Justin

Jason