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295,734,134 people in the US ~35,000 registered USPA members. 1:8449.55 So essentially at least .000118349~% skydive in the US But obviously more than that would skydive.

I'll stick to a bottle of lotion in the shower. The best way to masturbate, period.

I'll go ahead and throw in the typical response about how man isn't judged by works alone, but my the content of his heart/soul blah blah, that is where sin resides and works can't get rid of that, only the forgiveness offered by god through the sacrifice of his perfect son. Saved the christians here some time and effort.

Men are better at focusing. Women are better at multi-tasking. These have biological reasons.

Sex is like having air conditioning. Man can survive thousands of years without it. But once you get it, you don't want to leave it. I'll stick to my shade tree.

I've also nailed a couple friends with the batwing. I even did some other move where you use the batwing to encase the entire package. Looks funny.

Just for clarification, as I was taught, faith is the substance of things hoped for (non-material) and the evidence of things unseen. Faith as you said was based on evidence. The popular christian definition is that it is the evidence. Faith as I have always believed provides a stand in for evidence and an explanation for the things you believe. Frankly, the santa/god comparison is very strong. You can't see god or santa. You can't hear god or santa. You can't taste god or santa. You can't touch god or santa. You can't smell god or santa. The figures of god and santa are both spread across a vast spectrum of cultures each with distinct flavors to their story which set them apart in the context of details, but the objective is often similar. The important part is this one: the evidence provided for each can always be traced back to the doings of a man. Man wrote the bible, god inspired it. Man wrote the night before christmas, santa inspired it. A person took care of a problem of mine after having prayed for the problem to be taken care of. I believe god was responsible. A person gave me a gift that I was hoping I would receive for christmas. The sticker/tag on the gift wrap said "From: Santa" I believe santa was responsible. You can have faith in santa based on a piece of paper that someone wrote "from santa" on, and the fact that a lot of people across a lot of cultures have wrote about a santa-like figure. This doesn't make santa real. The evidence you base your faith on is tainted with the hope that santa exists. And it IS hope because you can't prove the existence of santa if you allow for santa to do supernatural things. You don't know santa exists, you believe santa exists. You can have faith in santa based on a piece of paper that someone wrote "from god" on, and the fact that a lot of people across a lot of cultures have wrote about a god-like figure. This doesn't make god real. The evidence you base your faith on is tainted with the hope that god exists. And it IS hope because you can't prove the existence of god if you allow for god to do supernatural things. You don't know god exists, you believe god exists. Please, someone, show me why the idea of god existing holds any more water than santa existing when, at this point, they are essentially neck and neck when it comes to evidence/provability.

Let's just say I've nailed 3 people with the goat in 5 seconds. Also the power of picture messaging makes it even better.

After this presidency no one will be able to forget. Lets remember all the good things Bush has done during his presidency...

*Clicks thread* ... ... ... *Scans thread for attachments* ... ... ... No dice. I'm out! This thread has all the potential to turn into some raunchy forum-sex orgy.

I did my first jump last weekend and all I can say is enjoy the crap out of it! Oh, try not to drive your friends/family/coworkers nuts with the whole thing EDIT: BTW I'm about to turn 21 myself, I was planning on jumping around my birthday, but I had the money ready and honestly didn't think too many people would be stoked about jumping on 06/06/06 So don't worry if you want to do it sooner!

Good call.

Not a woman, but I would add the question.. Afterwards, does your interest in sex sharply decline? Hell, I do it just so I can spend the rest of the day not thinking about sex. Not a bad way to keep one's self out of trouble.

So what you're saying is that you would take humor in a guy starting off a story with "So I was balls deep in this guys (more funny than 'girls') ass..."?

Is it possible that the age old question of "what women want?" is not something that is derived from the fact that women are a confusing 'species' to men. But rather, that generally speaking - a lot of men confuse themselves by simply asking an unanswerable question. Why would someone want to know what someone else wants? If answered, what would a person do with the information... I mean, so what? ...Which is precisely why women should never ask the question, "what do men want?" They know what the frig men want...we want to have fun, get laid, and do some other cool shit too!!! Just like every other animal on the planet ...I'd like to think that the women of my dreams cares more about what she wants rather than what I want. -hence, the total attraction to them in the first place.

By hilarity do you mean smacking him upside the head?

I know of mother shitter from office space, but the variation and how it's said by my friend is what makes it entertaining.

**********Let this serve as a general warning for those of you offended by profanity, and can do nothing but criticize it's usage.************ A friend of mine has made these mainstream among our circle. Mother shit Shit-tastic Thanks Eddie Izzard for "fuck-all." More widespread, fan-fucking-tastic. (note the ability to add "shit" into this one) That's about all... with out getting blatantly offensive. The ones I won't post are the ones we secretly laugh at the idea of using, but never really do. What about you?

The inherent flaw in logic here is that if there are things that you find unengaging that other men do find engaging, out of the inherent lack of interest you will show, the man will pretty much not talk to you about it. Thus begins the disparity. For instance, the comradery that can be had by certain groups of males with the topic of farting, that's pretty much a male-exclusive activity. There are exceptions to the rule, but women typically don't find anything related to farting "engaging." As such, guys will typically not attempt to involve you. The difference between a guy doing it around a guy and a guy doing it around his SO is that he's having fun with the guy, and he's probably to the point that he doesn't care what his SO thinks about it. Obviously this is only one example... but the article isn't without it's merits. For the women who think like the author, its positive information to be given to the guy they are interested in. For all the daddy's little princesses in the world, it's fruitless. Frankly, if a girl ever calls me on anything for being rude, offensive, etc., and in the context of a male-only environment it isn't, that is a major point deduction. Note that there are things that are flat out rude/offensive that it's ok to call someone on. Like walking around a public place, and telling someone to tuck in their shirt all the way, when they intentionally have their shirt untucked in the front to show off their ostentatious beltbuckle, and they are one of many individuals in a group of Hispanics. True story, and I almost beat the shit out of my friend for doing that. Anyway, in summary, guys inherently treat women different because women are different. If they aren't different, then they are often not as interesting. Doesn't mean they can't treat them like human beings as opposed to objects of lower status.

Chances are I wont even have to take out a loan. Money is coming in pretty well right now. Quite a bit of time between now and then to continue saving up.

Alright, new option to add, and honestly, I'm liking it a lot right now. Spaceland. That is all.

Yeah, mom rescued these two from certain death to replace one of our older cats that has been missing over a month now. She's a cat-lady. But never more than 4. We once had 5, but that lasted a very short time. Currently at 4 with these two.

These pics are about 3 minutes old. I'm not a real animal person, but they can be cute.

Once I get off of working Saturdays, things will be a lot more conducive to doing that kind of thing. I look forward to it. I mean, who wants to work when you can play?

You could work more, perhaps at the DZ as a packer or manifest. That's how I paid for my training and gear, and jumping. God I wish I lived closer to a DZ. Essentially 1.5 - two hours a way which is only a problem due to working Mon-Sat. Otherwise I would definitely be spending time out there.