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  1. Check this kid out... www.liveleak.com/view?i=5df_1182147708 How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  2. KFC Hillary Special: 2 fat thighs, 2 small breasts and a bunch of left wings. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  3. If I am reincarnated: I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  4. What are you saying? A person has to be in a concious state of mind to be disappointed. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  5. fixed it for ya OK, thanks. I know how to make links now. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  6. Two points here, the Constitution doesn't state that this "militia" must be a Government sponsored militia, and the purpose of the right to keep and bear was so the people could take up arms against a corrupt Government. That's how America became America. "A militia, when properly formed, are in fact the people themselves...and include all men capable of bearing arms." -- Richard Henry Lee, How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  7. I remember reading about this problem back in the early 80's with Strong 26' Lopos with mesh vents but I thought they corrected that acid problem long ago. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  8. A very interesting website on this subject is www.near-death.com. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  9. Back in about 1978, I was jumping at Sky Sports in Hutchinson Kansas from a C-185 that belonged to Dave Snyder (RIP) and the DZ owner Dale Boyer who now works at NASA making banners I think (LOL!) hired this stand-in pilot from South Africa named "Hosea" (pronounced Hose A). He claimed to have 2000 hours as a bush pilot and his resume looked good, so DB hired him. On his first flight which I was not on, he took about 45 minutes to climb to 7500 feet, gaining altitude then losing, then gaining and losing. That load went uneventful except for the lack of basic flying skills. The second load which I was on never made it off the ground. Eddie Saurmann who designs Pitts now was sitting next to the door, I was seated behind the pilot and this chick named Julie was sitting beside me behind Eddie and I don't know who the forth jumper was. As we began out takeoff roll, we got to about 50 knots airspeed then the pilot looked down and discovered he had forgotten to fasten his seat belt. So what does the idiot do? He chops the power and locks up ONE BRAKE! This was a C-185 taildragger mind you. By the time he had cut power, the tail had already lifted, so the tail then set back down and the entire plane did a 450 degree ground loop! That's one complete revolution plus another 90. As the plane is turning, I could hear this South African pilot say "Oh Sh**!" The amazing thing is it never struck the wing or the prop and the plane was undamaged. So now the plane is sitting on the runway, and the pilot shuts the engine off, climbs out, does a brief walk-around and says "It's OK, no damage, everyone back in!" Well, by this time, Julie was almost in a panic and climbs out of the plane and starts walking back to the DZ. Dave Hrdlicka (Dark) was suntanning at the pool and he was running out to the plane wearing swim trunks and tennis shoes screaming "I saw the whole thing!" The pilot climbs in, seats himself and proceeds to try to start the airplane again. At that time, Eddie climbs in and orders the pilot to taxi back to the DZ, and the pilot arrogantly says "I am the pilot, I make the rules." Eddie then says, "yea but this is MY airplane (it wasn't) and I tell you what to do with MY airplane!" The pilot then reluctantly says "ok" and we taxi back to the DZ less Julie who by this time was about half-way back to the building and I believe she was having a few words with God. We all get back to the building and DB decides to end the jumping for the day since everyone was breaking out the beer. The dumbass pilot had the audacity to ask for a beer, so the nice guys we were we gave him a beer, then kicked him off the DZ and told him to never return. After he was gone and a few beers later, we nicknamed him "No Way Hosea." How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  10. Yes I will. I have a good one that can be verified. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  11. It would have been proper for the instructor to grab another rig instead of telling you to "not worry about it. I would have been skepticle as well, and it may have been well worth your $300 dollar loss for you to back out. Things like that you just never know about. Consider it an investment that paid off, and try another drop zone. That one obviously has some supervision problems. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  12. Hello all. Just wanted to say hi. I have about 250 jumps since 1977 but mostly I have a lot of hours flying jumpers. I started jumping at Sky Sports in Hutchinson KS from Dave Snyder's C-185. I've flown for Jeff Boddiger, Don Herbel, and Nick Robson RIP. I have a lot of stories, some bad, mostly good. I still remember a lot of old names. I live in Mesa AZ now and I'll be visiting Eloy soon. Blue Skies. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  13. The flight attendant was requiring the mother to medicate her child and was booted because she refused. I'd like to find out how she'll justity that in court. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  14. I used to fly skydivers in his C-206 at Cook Field in Wichita. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!
  15. Hey, just going through all the pics of Smitty. I first met him in 1977 at Sky Sports in Hutchinson KS. Man, it seems like yesterday. How high are we going? Oh about 9000. Oh Mr. Pilot! How high are we going? Oh about 12000! That's the ticket!