chickenhawk420

I feel ill thinking about it; beer, beer,beer, most of a bottle of Jack D, beer , beeer ,berrr, berrre head, tiolet, spewing, uhhhhhh.

Im with you on this, fnuck it, if it ain't legal just don't get caught. The only real concern is safety so if you feel unsafe don't do it, but as someone said it sounds safe enuff (BASE sn't exactley going to get much safer) so if your happy..... Alibis can be provided for small price of one crate of beer payable if you ever see me. For that price ill say you where in the UK in a remote part of england with twenty other witnesses (PS this is for BASE, murderers need not apply, drug offences- how the fnuck you got caught

"Why you jealous, boy"

Porn! Pure Porn

polishing the puppet, wrestling with the one eyed snake, backdoor burglar/bandit Just thought id get the thread back on topic..... Cops, 5-0, buisys, bobbies, fedz, POlice (PO PO)

chickenhawk came from a rhyme, mc describes people going arround like chickens scratching for that elusive piece of grain while the chickenhawk swoops down and takes what he wants, gets what he wants and free to fly out of the coup. So thats where the name kinda comes from for me (can't remember the rhyme ). With the slang def ill go with the later, charlie chapplin, who wants to be 50 with a 50 year old chick. Hell no, ill go for the twenty someting

D'OH!

"that's sex, dear..." LOL! don't know why but laughing tits off at moment.

Better be just givn shit to chickenhawk or im bout to show you how quck north east slang (coupled with american slang) can be. Ponce- anything done girly, airyfairy type shit. Mincer Nonce- sex offender So be careful with these two.

"That depends on the bar. You might get a date......" *Shudder* *shudder* As long as it ain't a humdinger minger im not descriminative.

Minger- unattractive girl, minging- anything nasty, ehhh, unattractive. Humdinger minger- you won't find more of a minger than that. Never use this phrase in US bars, "Excuse mate but can i buy fags in here." - Thats sure to get ass kicked, whooping, Knocked the fuck out, beat down on.

i won't while jumping, but after that its my time, beer light on, ill do what the fuck i want to. And if thats lighting a fatty then got nowt to do wih you- if you don't like it don't stand next to me while lit. Weed has no real after/comedown problem, X on the other hand ive seen people well down next day so maybe there should be a time period for that.

first jumped at 16, now 20 still waiting to jump again.

"I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberrries." "Hes a king" How do you know" "Coz he aint covered in shit"

HA! bet that sucked

NICE!

"his name wouldnt be clay would it" LOL It could be that would explain it, Clay. Just one word Clay

Good advice, im staying well away from him. Just hope he doesn't decide to keep poping downstairs. Just found out something else; first time my mate meets hime he walked into his flat uninvited, gave him £100 accoustic guitar. NIce chap, then leaves with words "i don't do give anything away for free"- to that extent. Hope i never see him. Im going there now so if i don't post within the next two days, its the guy in flat 9 (i think) above flat 7.

Please say someone else finds this a tad wierd.

What would you do if..... Go round mates, birthday drinks and theres the guy from the flat above him. Seems nice but won't shut the fuck up. Starts geting little aggitated. Friend freaks out a bit coz guy looks like hes holdin on to the plastic beer can loop as tight as he can but its about to snap. So the pub next door comes into play, atleast its a public place. So what makes this guy strange; Firstly hes a hard bastard 37 ex boxer whos in a band who attached himself to mate. 1)Constant bullshit- from things like he met the Krays but he would have been 15 at the time and they would have been inside. Plus this was a time when he was mean't to be starting professional boxing (at 15??) with 78 fights to his name (48 KO's, only 2 loss- yeah right ). To other things like finding backstage passes, ending up jamming with U2 (the edge to be preciese). The list seriously goes on, we started talking about it after our escape. Realise hes talkin shit so test the water a bit- throughout questions already know the answers to. 2) Hes got one fucked up life story (not something strange ) but the way he talks about it. How hes fucked up, could be famous yada yada. Ex girlfriends (which he expressed an intrest in "ripping her head off and nutting it like a ball") to his seven year ordeal with his Mum who had cancer and died. Later he says to mate that "I don't have that problem my mums dead" in a eirie way- silent stare for five minutes afterwards. 3)Both suspect somethings not right with him, would snap if disagreed or said something which showed what he said up. If he was bullshitting but we knew something about the subject he would realise and clam up, very deffensive and at times agressive but not overtley. 4)Talked to him about skydiving- aparantly the fastest we can go is 120 mph - i was assured by him. And at this point, while my mate was pissin, he makes a point to say "Im not affraid to die" loudly. Oh how i enjoyed that one Please stay with it coz it gets even better..... 5) Gets into a verbal with landlord becoz won't serve him pint after 11:00 (show me a pub that does!) and wants to fight him. Calms down. 6)Find out that he can hear EVERYTHING in my mates flat. During conversations we BOTH noticed conversations we had had a week or so earlier, wrecked on hash, in mates flat. The thing is we have pretty weird conversations so its strange for the same disjionted subjects to come up in the same order using our humour. We both remember this one conversation we had and i swear it was freaky how similar (read exactley the fucking same) it was. He admitted he can hear us clearly. Nearing end now. This guy freaked me out but what freaked me out the most was my mate and how freaked out he was (and thats normally a pretty good indication of get the fuck out of there if a person you know doesn't get flustered easliy is more worried than you've seen them before). Maybe we overreacted and hes just a very lonely guy but i just have a bad feeling. Plus he lives upstairs to where im going tonight. Put it this way my mates so scared that hes talking about extra locks and getting his Dad involved- well i leave it to your imagine and ill just leave it at hes connected. Is he/we overreact? Are we the insane ones coz it feels like it? What??

WOOOO HOOOOO!! broke the 200 mark (202)

Well done, on 19 days. One less smoker for the time being means more for the rest of us

I like that "and several friends who just didn't get it." Funny (or slighly annoying) ive explained different parts to skydiving to a mate and i thought he sort of got it untill the other day when i get "all you doing is falling isn't it, can't be that hard". I have work to do

-Sick of; Sick; to be disgusted or loath. Straight from the dictionary, BLAU. So your not bored just loath it, which is even worse why the fuck you jumping? Ok so just bad choice of words i guess. (id just like to remind people that even with a dictionary i still can't spell- least i know what the words mean) P.S Why anonnymoose, annonymous

A bit fuckin harsh, damn. Say what you really feel why don't you. One other piece of advise you left out, don't forget to wear blue while going through red districts, and don't forget your hand signals kiddies (remember blue in a red district= vice lord)