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dude, that wasn't percocet... that was rat poison... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

my dad still asks me why I jump out of a "perfectly good airplane"... he does every time I say I went jumping... this week's reason is because "someone farted on the plane" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

we did that to our school staff my sophomore year in high school as a fund raiser... it was like $5 per piece of duct tape to tape one of the volunteering faculty members Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

man, I haven't had firehouse subs in about 2 and a half years... not since I lived in Pensacola... we used to initiate everyone new by taking em there and giving em a taste of the hottest hotsauce they had in the place Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

hey, it's not that small!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

superglue and duct tape can fix anything... airplanes to kids with bad attitudes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

sure, it'll be available at any time provided that the proper paperwork is submitted... be advised there is a minimum 30 day waiting period for all requests to be processed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I got 2 friggin' speeding tickets within 5 minutes saturday night! RAWR!!! I got em on base, so I don't have to pay fines, but I think I'm gonna lose my driving privileges on base. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

look on the bright side... the other leg's still good, right? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

mentally ill... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I prefer rosy palmer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

bo knows broken bones... say that 3 times fast Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

You only broke the little one... the big one's still fine, so what's the problem? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

hell no, I ain't gonna pick you up... Your daddy's got a shotgun and I'm gonna be bangin' his daughter... meet me at my place... you can't miss it: my christmas lights are still up Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

nope, no speed dating... the military tends to give us the ol' "tisk tisk" for the drug stuff. Hell, I don't do regular dating anywhere near a military base, especially out by 29 Palms. The only descent or better looking women are either married, psycho, or both. I'll wait 'till I'm out of the Corps and don't have to worry that the chic I'm talkin' to at the bar is some guy's wife that can't keep her legs shut. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I was hoping more for a nuclear airplane for faster rides to altitude Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

dare I ask... WTF is speed dating??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

nope, just lil' ol' Gonzo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I can't draw for crap, so there's no way I can make a cake like that... I think I'll stick to Baskin Robbins and Dairy Queen... i can cook pretty damn good though Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Skydivers are like guys putting a project together... there's always a few nuts and bolts missing, but they weren't really that important to begin with... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Hunny, if you want a real cowboy, look no further... I ride for 8 seconds, know how to hogtie, and when the ride's over, I wave my hat and walk away. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

by the way, God be with you stitch, cause I sure as hell won't be... I have to be threatened with loss of rank to go for my own teeth, so you're on your own bro. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

baaa, means no... so please say yes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

can I put yer pictur on my mud flaps? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

I bet I can make you scream louder than my truck exhaust... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.