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  1. Yep - That's the one he's giving away as a prize in October. He's also got a Turbo Charged Busa with 499hp Gotta love it. I just dig all of the carbon fiber - soooo sweeet
  2. Your GSXR's felt heavy? Ah - all they need is a little TLC and some of that good stuff - Carbon Fiber. ENGINE: 988cc Port & Polished High Gas Flow Cylinder Head Suzuki GSX-R600 K1 valve springs Yoshimura stage 2 cams with slotted Cam Sprockets Yoshimura Tri-Oval full race system Factory fuel injection system Power Comander PC3R Nicko G-pack Factory kit gearbox NRC engine covers power, 191hp on the back wheel BODY WORK: Carbon Fiber Fuel Tank Carbon Fiber Frame Guards Carbon Fiber Rear Hugger - Vented Carbon Fiber Heel plates Carbon Fiber Exhaust Hanger Carbon Fiber Chain Guard Carbon Fiber EVO Tray Carbon Fiber Fairing Carbon Fiber Race Seat Crash mushroms on the frame & front wheel CHASSI: Fully race prepared front forks by Wilbers Race rear damper, Wilbers Öhlins stearing damper NBM hydraulic steel brake lines in front and rear. Harris foot rest kit with adjustable foot peg position. Race brake pads in front and rear ISR master cylinder/front brake ISR clutch lever ISR brake discs in front and rear Harris clip-ons ISR dual full floating 300mm discs in front ISR 220mm disc in rear PERFORMANCE: 195 mph+
  3. You mean our S&TA??? You guys haven't forgotten the "Walrus Incident" from last year already, have you? what was that? Well, it all started when I was working in Mexico - I told my boss to (*^#$(*&%^_){(!*)@(I+%$I+()&!@)(*$&)(*&+_)(#*%_@&#)$(*&%(!&@%$()&*^*_()*(%$ and then stopped in to visit Erik and Heath in Houston. In celebration of my new unemployment status we got very, very, very, very, very, plastered. The next morning, I woke up on the floor with a stuffed walrus dressed up as a Sumo???? I brought the walrus out to the DZ for Junior to play with but some how he ended up with three mortars and a few other explosive things rammed up his ass - you'll have to watch the video to catch the ending
  4. I don't know - but the religious guy who was pissing on the burning walrus might want to send me a check or his preacher is gonna get some winkie video. Then again, I'm sure the preacher would pay better than the skydiver Edit: This was in addition to a certain lady flashing the priest on the plane that day. Got that on tape too
  5. You mean our S&TA??? You guys haven't forgotten the "Walrus Incident" from last year already, have you? I mean, cuz, if ya did - I gots it on video
  6. I'm with you Turtle.... That wopuld make for some awesome video - Back Tracking / Carving around it passing car #2 on the way down - waving and smiling at the passengers - [droool] That does sound like fun As long as you don't HIT car#2 on the way by
  7. You goin' holy rollers on us, B?
  8. Oouuuch! Suddenly our little broken legs, ankles, and shoulders don't seem quite so bad any more. Good Luck Todd - Hope they put you back together again quickly
  9. They'll have to make a jump with one of us and a Super Dave Doll Be Cool, Z
  10. Damn dude! - Who knew the Amish could skydive?
  11. There we go - How do ya like that Vanilla? This is gonna get big - I can feel it. Give this another month or two and the Sky Crips will be bigger than the Pink Mafia Be Cool, Z
  12. Sure, I'm in - skycrip#5 signing off
  13. Quotestudies have shown it can help with depression and the like, as well as some female probs, but that's all I know about it. You havin' some female problems, B? Be Cool, Z
  14. Actually, she has a Wonder Woman costume on. It's an old pic I took on Halloween in 2001. It was a pretty amusing dive - The dude with the cow suit was fighting those strap on ears all the way down and Wonder Woman was having a tough time keepin' that top in place Peace, Z
  15. Kinda hard to see but check out the nipple rings
  16. Waahhhh - I lost mine a few years back too - unfortunately it was inside my camera helmet at the time - 4 G's down the drain - I didn't weep but, I did get seriously plastered. Peace, Z
  17. Come on dude - share the x-rays!!!! Comparing x-rays and watching other people suffer is the only comfort we have these days Be Cool, Z
  18. The Golden Knights asked me to come along on a 4-way when I had a whoppin' 30 jumps. I figured, what the hell, if I fuck up these guys will know how to get out the way Shonuff - I managed to hang for about 3 points but those bastards were fallin' so fast I just couldn't keep up. So, according to prior instructions, I turned and tracked away. Of course, I tracked a freakin' 360, went right beneath Jeff Ritter, and dumped Nobody got hurt but man did I get some verbal abuse for that one They were actually very cool about the whole thing and the next jump they took me out and taught me how to track STRAIGHT
  19. Tri-pod to the rescue!!!!!
  20. What's up B? Perhaps if we put all four of our legs together we could come up with one pair we could use on alternate weekends?
  21. That all depends - Our old pilot told me a story once about a dude that frapped during an 80 way attempt back in the day - When someone suggested they try it again some asshole in the back of the crowd shouted " It's kind of hard to do an 80 way with only 79 people" No more skydiving that day... Peace, Z
  22. Nice to know that it still rains back home in Texas now that I moved to Seattle!