Girlfalldown

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Hmm...It might take me all day to really decide but my initial thought was that if you masturbate to it, it's probably not art. I think both are represented in this group of pics. Is it strange that I am mezmerized by the women with small breasts? For some reason those are the ones I click on and want to see up close. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

You're welcome. Anytime. I'm well aware of how many times It's been mentioned and it's fun every time :) Perhaps you should start a thread about how iceburg lettuce has no nutritional value. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Do you still have that thick, dark haze over LA? What's that stuff called? Oh yeah. Pollution! Hey let's pump all of our pollution in the air! We like three headed babies down here! Like oh my gawd! TUBULAR! How's my hair? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yes Tim, as you've pointed out about thirty times now, we all know that San Francisco is about in the middle of California. Thanks for pointing it out again (and again and again). -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Actually I've changed my mind. Everything from the grapevine down is now called MEXICO. Have you guys learned how to recycle yet? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Help! I superglued my ass to the copier again! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Water? No no no! Drink a beer. Seriously. You're having alcohol withdrawals so the best thing to do is give yourself some alcohol. Everyone knows that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

AHH! HOT! HOT! HOT! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh and Pot is now legal for everyone! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

California is not going to "fall off". I'm using part of the California budget to fill the bay with cement to make it stronger. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Dammit. I can't keep my IM conversations straight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Winos and Potheads fare quite well together. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Reno is an armpit. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yeah, that's me. I'm an uppity bitch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What-ev-ah jackass! Like you even understad what I'm talking about. Go smoke a bowl and watch cartoons in your trailer ya dirty hippie! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am sick of everyone's bitching and moaning about how NorCal is actually MidCal etc. etc. etc. Shut the fuck up already! I've figured out how to fix this problem anyway. Southern California is everything from the Grapevine and below and the rest is just CALIFORNIA. That's right. We're separating the state into two. You guys are now Southern California and we're just plain California. For those of you that can't grasp the concept, it's sort of like Virginia and West Virginia. Still don't get it? Well then you must live in Southern California. Now if anyone has any gripes you can just take them and shove them up your ass! I will kick you right in the nads if you complain. Oh and I'm the new governor of California. Arnold gets Southern California. Now suck my ass! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I've been wondering what the hell happened to you! We missed you in Dublin this year. It just wasn't quite the same with out the Ohio girls! You and Jerry are so cute together! Congratulations and I can't wait to see you both again.

I don't think anybody can even come close to touching you at 17.5! Man, I think you deserve an award or something!!! Jeff Wouldn't it be great to find a job that required you to postwhore all day long? That's my dream job. Although I would probably freeze up if I was forced to post and I wouldn't be able to think of anything funny to say. (not that I'm funny now) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I am only part of your reality. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's not back to normal. Only partially. Try searching users posts and stuff. When I search my own name it comes up with nothing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Square peanut butter cups? OMG where can I get some? I'll pay extra man! Gotta have me some of that! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Whoa! That's craziness! One of my old roommates made a cheesecake (or was it pie? Or maybe it was brownies..) and put it in the fridge and when she went to have some the next day our other roommate had eaten the ENTIRE THING! How does a 110 pound girl eat an entire cake/pie/pan of brownies? Granted we did say help yourself to anything you need in the kitchen but that doesn't mean eat an entire desert that was just made and not even touched yet! What if it was for a party or something? What if the girl that made it in the first place was PMSing and needed that pie like real bad? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

None of us. We all boycott myspace. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)