Girlfalldown

Go here: Spanked! and click on ouch. Dislocated a rib in my chest all the way around to my back by smacking it with my chin-cup. Hurt like a mofo. Plus I had the wind knocked out of me and couldn't breathe and some whiplash that still bothers me. Went to the ER and they didn't find anything broken so just gave me pain meds. Went to my chiropractor a couple days after and he wouldn't touch me for a couple weeks. Then he adjusted it and it hurt SOOOOOO bad! It still stickes out a little. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'd feel uncomfy for a dog to be in the room but as long as he's doing his own thing like sleeping or playing with something I probably wouldn't mind that much. The second his attention turned to us though it would be OUT! Sometimes our cats are in the room and have hopped on the bed before but we throw them off. They're usually mad at us for a little while after and the girl gives me dirty looks. She thinks I'm stealing her man. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Congratulations to you both! What a nice surprise!

I was standing in front of a pair of double doors; that line is the space between them. NOW STAY FOCUSED--This is about my clothes; not my resemblance to pop icons of the '50s. Are you sure? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have this friend named Bernard. When Bernard was a kid he used to go over to his friends farm-house. They had a whole gaggle/flock/herd of peacocks and they made this strange sound when they heard noise that sounded very much like BERRRRNAAAAARRRDDD! BERRRRRNAAAAAAARRRRD! He was always freaked out by them because he thought they were calling for him and he used to make his friends parents walk him home because he thought they were trying to get him. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Why? So mine has room to float by. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's Alfalfa! edited for effect. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Heathen ...and my birthday's June 6th. What can I say? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

What if they have no claws? The cats in the house I'm staying at during the week are declawed. Yeah, I know, mean, evil, horrible thing to do but I DIDN'T DO IT! (and I must say, it's nice when you get up in the middle of the night to pee and instead of getting your legs ripped apart they just sort of box with em) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I can't. I'm not baptized myself so it wouldn't work in the religious sense. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I'm easy to pick up at first but I'm also really slippery. Get your minds out of the gutter! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Please expound upon this. Oh and it's baptize. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

HAHA! I am tallest of the shortest! I should get some kind of award for that. Maybe I should change my nick name to sortoftallgirlfalldown! Now if only I wasn't so pudgy.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Put on your favorite album and sing it at the top of your lungs while dancing around your living room in your underpants. Not naked. Wear the oldest, most ratty granny panties you can find. Use the remote as your microphone. It might feel strange at first but after a few minutes you won't be able to help laughing. Never shoot video of yourself doing this though. Trust me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Don't worry. You're not the only one. Edited to add: I'm really really slow today. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This one's actually very easy. Someone or something in your life is slowing sucking the life out of you. For some reason you aren't standing up for yourself and deep inside you know it. So what is it? Work? A relative? A sig. other? Walt? I bet you know deep down what it's about. It's got nothing to do with money or the steak knife. It's all about having your energy taken away and not getting any in return from someone or something. Now you just have to figure out how to fix this little problem. Keep telling yourself that you are worth it. You are a strong, caring, loving person filled with strength and you deserve to be treated as such. That'll be $150. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No no, please don't! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I love penguins. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Seriously? We used to get a lot here at work but my boss gave them to someone and they "took care of it" whatever that means. For the last year or so I hadn't received a single one but then a few weeks ago they started coming again. I use WinFax Pro so I should still have them. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Hi RL! Good to see you again!. Tell Beck to heal fast! Isn't that what workers comp is for? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Did you guys hear something? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Yerba Buena. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Kombucha. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Kettle. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)