Girlfalldown

HA HA! The chatroom is all mine! Stay out fools! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Immaculate conception? I don't think I've ever met Billy! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Nu uhhh! You only die if you steal a whole tank and keep hitting on it and never get any oxygen. That's why it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker. Or so I hear. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Awe! She's so beautiful! Congratulations to you both.

I had a very similar thing happen to me but instead of placenta it was frozen rats for my friends lizards. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Was I in them? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I guess from now on when someone refers to a small penis it can be called "turtle-dick" then huh? Poor guy. We keep sending you those emails to help you with your little problem but you keep deleting them! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I never claimed my farts smell like roses! Quite the contrary! I can clear out an entire hangar in 10 seconds flat. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Oh my gawd! Does it pop when it gets into her stomach or does that balloon go all the way through her large and small intestines like that? Imagine that coming out! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Welcome to my world... This is normal for me, seriously... I wish I could sleep that soundly, but at night when the kids are in the house it just never happens! I duhhno. I dream like that all the time and I wake up exhausted! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I don't know. We still had the earplugs in. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Was I snoring? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I have intense dreams myself. I swear I dream in "B Movie". Most of my dreams can be tweaked enough to make a decent B movie. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

We woke up and you were gone. I can't believe you just left like that. You didn't even leave phone number...it was like college all over again. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Well yeah. Oh hush! You know what I mean! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

It's a simple yes or no. Either you've had a wet dream and woke up with your sheets sticking to you or you haven't. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

I know guys can "finish" when having a wet dream and I myself have cum kinda close but I never have. I always seem to wake up just before it happens. I'm just wondering if there are girls out there that can actually have the big O while dreaming. I put guys on there too just so they could participate. This poll is for scientific purposes only. So, have you ever had one in your sleep? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is why I just skip the entire shower thing all together. It's like brushing your teeth before breakfast, making the bed, doing the dishes, etc. Why do it if it's just going to get messy again? So that's what that smell was. I kept asking you and . . . OOOOOOOHHHHHH . . . SO THAT'S what you meant by "Natural Essence" I get it now. Nah, that was just gas. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

This is why I just skip the entire shower thing all together. It's like brushing your teeth before breakfast, making the bed, doing the dishes, etc. Why do it if it's just going to get messy again? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

:^) It's a nose! Duh! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

No. That gives me heartburn. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Also Sunshine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

Va va voom! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

vroom vroom! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

OMG you are all a bunch of sex starved WHORES! Can I shoot video while riding in my dune buggy next to the wagon? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)