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Isopure strawberry and cream. Love the stuff been drinking it for a couple of years.

Actually said to me. "That was good. Now lets pretend you just didn't cum and do it again."

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have some joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

Dude... I dated Phil Tucker's (Director) daughter a few years ago. I met her mom and we talked about all this guy's movie making pursuits. Funny as hell but the guy had some passion. lol From what I understand, Robot Monster was so bad, and was met with such derision from critics, that Tucker tried to kill himself. They guy was always trying to kill himself. lol Yeah that's the story. He made a bunch of tijuana skin flicks too to help fund his "real films". He was friends with Lenny Bruce and they made a few films together.

Dude... I dated Phil Tucker's (Director) daughter a few years ago. I met her mom and we talked about all this guy's movie making pursuits. Funny as hell but the guy had some passion. lol

uhhh.. ok

The Lake Elsinore Casino and Resort of course. Ask for the skydiver rate.

Thanks guys. Brian is a great guy. I was looking for an unbias opinion so I thought I'd go to the general population.

I'm not very keen on Canopy design. I have a Lotus and I like it a lot. I love the frigging thing. So Brian has come out with a signature series. I don't know enough about these mods to know if it is a gimmick type deal or valid mods. I dealt with Brian in the past and he seems to be a pretty good guy. Also would all canopy pilots benefit from these mods or are they targeted specifically for swooper types? The Signature Series is a version of the Samurai and Lotus with some product updates that PD is unable to produce at this time. I build them myself. I have added a cross-bracing reinforcing tape along the airlock panels, running from the "A" line attachment to the apex of the non-loaded ribs. This makes the wing stiffer, and flattens each cell to create a better wing shape. I also increased the contraction of the leading edge tapes on the top and bottom skins, which reduces the drag of the wing in flight as well as softening the openings. This also reduces the front riser pressure. I am now also offering the swoop line-set, which dives longer to allow the pilot to start the dive higher and gain more speed. Thanks, Ed

I hope so! lol I'm sure it will be part of the look for Gravity Games 2 at Lake Elsinore in July. That was fun stuff there. lol The Chicken was a prop for the "Geek the Camera" round.

Where you been?

So here I am giving my friend a few tips on being pregnant with a rubber chicken.

We have those tandems coming in from out of town. Darce is going to help pick them up from the airport. I'll be setting up stuff down there. I'll probably get a few jumps in but the setting up thing has to take priority. Darce will kick my ass if it's not done. lol

Ed is NOT a big girl! It's ok. If there's lovin' involved I'll be a girl.

Thank you for being politcally correct and sensitive. Yeah I was pretty much a fatass tho at one time.

I'll be the only guy on the show. lol

I'm doing the Gravity Games too. We have guests coming in so we can make San Diego on Sat night or I'd be all over it. I think the Maury show is on KTLA at 9am in Socal. I never watch the show so I'm not sure. I'll see you on sat.

I know... I was pretty hesitent to go on the show but we hammered it out before I made the decision. They still changed it up on me a little but it was all good in the end... I think. lol Who knows what happens in post-production. Click on inside Maury and go to daily clips. I'm on tuesday. http://www.mauryshow.com/

Sorry.. I don't even own a tv. Some friends are taping it for me and bringing it to the DZ on Friday. I'll be on the road working and won't get to watch it till then. Hope it don't look like a dork.

Of course.. I do a really cool dance when I find out the results too.

So I'm on it on Tuesday... Y*A*W*N lol Watch it if you can.

Hell yes

ahhh.. 5:15 yes it is.

I love funk. You may now return to your lives. I'm going back to listening to George Clinton.