airtwardo

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  1. you are in a whuffosation period I Like it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  2. But to her it felt like only a tip. Brutal! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  3. Ya can't take time to fix the crooked gate because the weather is jump-able... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  4. You mend a shirt for work with e thread ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  5. Ya get the 'nod' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  6. It's the main lift web that you would be more concerned about, depending on the rig that too can be rebuilt to suit a taller person but it's usually a bit pricey. I'm a a little over 6'4" and have 'made do' with rigs designed for average height jumpers by having the legstraps out to near full extension, but they were never comfortable, instead of the leg-strap buckle at the hip it's under the ribs and that does effect your flying. I tried a couple taller friends rigs on and that was it, had to have a custom made one...I even went to the factory in Fla. to get measured because the 1st one I bought still didn't fit as well as I thought it should. It's worth the investment! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  7. The challenges were in line attachment then the biggie turned out to be reefing the opening. The bags would open so immediately that nobody would even consider trying to jump a set. Rapel down a rope from a balloon, get it swinging...the momentun will inflate the bags , then let go! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  8. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3870261#3870261 ongoing theme... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  9. And while they're explaining that, might want to give a moments thought to eye protection when standin' behind the blower... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  10. I cant believe I just wasted 5.07 of my life watching that LMAO Yeah but odds are, the you finding a 'cure for cancer or affordable cold fusion' ship sailed long ago...so you wastin' 5 minutes of your life, ain't much of a loss. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  11. HEY fucker...you callin' me OLD!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  12. It's ALWAYS about food with you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  13. I do have a pretty wide circle of friends. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  14. Bottle 16 (of case 2) Saturday & I was a little dizzy for a minute... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  15. 'Delivering Pizza' has a bit different connotation in the southern boarder states... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  16. Screw Keanu Reeves Careful JR, he just may wanna take ya up on that! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  17. Check with Bigun, he had some used gear for sale a while back...
  18. Yet another car bases on the Lotus Elise. I'm not buying one until they put a closed-circuit breathing system in there. No point in hiding under the surface, only to send up bubbles to tell your supervillains henchmen where you are. Needs a roof...can't deliver pizza with it like THAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  19. Ready when you are my friend! I was @ SPX sat....SKYVAN! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  20. Congratulations Austin! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  21. Proof positive that some old sayings still ring true It's ALWAYS about food with you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  22. I was at the bank a bit ago, there was some Jr.exec. in a cubical staring intently at his computer screen for like 20 minutes... Watching the oil spill...'live'! Walking past the back side of his 'office' I yelled the subject line above...poor guy jumped like he was caught watchin' afternoon animal porn at his wife's mom's house! I'm such a dick sometimes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  23. That's ok - according to the Gore rules, he has 20 years to put up some solar panels and he's all good. And a pail under a downspout! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  24. Nope-that was my ex wife's new husband and I guess he could figure out the how part, but judging from the look on his face he had no idea that she would. 'BUTT' you cleared up any question as to that! poor lil bastage...he'll never get past the used part anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
  25. That's me throwing the smoke, as you can see from the link below it trails behind the spinning canopy so isn't visible from that camera angle...i HAVE reversed the camera a few times but it really only looks 'badass' on a no wind day when the smoke hangs in the air for a while behind ya....kinda like looking UP a spiral staircase of smoke. Candycane~~http://www.dropzone.com/photos/Detailed/Personal/daytoncc11_105850.html older vid from thr ground http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCWQLCF4lAU&feature=related The reason for putting the cable ring on my thumb is so that as I flare to land, I turn my hand down dropping the cable safely right behind me a short distance away... so there is no chance of getting the canopy in contact with the very hot canisters. Them parachute thingies are EXPENCIVE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~