ChileRelleno

My name is Chile, and I fart in the airplane. As a matter of fact, I fart multiple times on just about every load. I've a load for every load! The really sad part of this is they seldom truly stink....... But there are exceptions and my exceptions are exceptional!!! Just add barbeque sauce and/or some rice-n-beans (R/B has to be combined) and waalaa, I go from mild to wild. Experience #1, Barbeque sauce. Its August 5th 2000. My birthday and I'm doing my first naked skydive after eating a barbeque chicken lunch. I was wearing nothing but my rig and a towel and sitting right behind the pilot in the C-206, when it happened. Quite possibly the foulest stinkiest gas ever to escape from my sphincter

Good letter Bro Perdido, keep up the good work. Laurel put up a whole list of contacts for us to write and call, in a earlier post to this thread. Another that I'd recommend is the Mississippi Dept of Tourism, especially for all of us that are from out of state, even those of us from AL and LA. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

It may be worth remembering that this airport is the namesake of former Senate Majority Leader, Trent Lott. A prominent figure in the state of Mississippi, who can make things happen... Perhaps see to it that his airport has the best (e.g. ATC Tower) of everything? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

I was out at Goldcoast today to show my support, donate $$$ and get some altitude. I talked with Mike a couple of times today and asked him why he thought he's being targeted for eviction and harassed with these legal problems. Mike seems to think this is over the ATC tower they are building on the airport. The JCAA (Jackson County Airport Authority) supposedly (Mike/Others have requested and are waiting for these documents under the "Freedom of Information Act") delivered documents detailing aprox 30,000+ take-off and landings per year in their request for public (Federal taxes, that you and I pay) tax dollars to improve the runway/taxiways and build the ATC tower. Mike and others wanted to know where these figures came from, because they believe them to be grossly/fraudulently over-stated. *** 30,000+ T & L's per year = 82 per day, everyday of the year*** This airport does no-where near that, might be lucky to do that in a week according to Mike and others. More like 5000+ per year with Goldcoast operations accounting for more than half of those. Heck, even if they we're counting the individual skydivers it wouldn't add up! ( The following is not exact, but to the best of my memory...) Apparently Mike appalled at such a waste of tax-payer dollars and the lack of need for the tower, met with someone from the JCAA or some-such and asked "Where did you get these figures?" and was told that "They weren't sure who supplied the numbers." to which Mike replied something about de-frauding tax-payers and was promptly "Invited" out of this persons office. Since then Mike says he has had more nit-picking problems than ever before in his twelve (12) year history, and this is not his first court battle with the JCAA (but thats history not being covered today). He has been told "Remove your quonset hut" he asked "Why?" and was told "Because we told you to!." He has been told "Move your travel trailers"... "Why?"... "Because we told you to!" All of this Mike has done, and more, but he will not grovel and kiss their ass like they want and this pisses them off. Why is Goldcoast held to a one (1) year lease, year after year when most or all other tenants are given five (5) year leases? Now they are trying to evict him on trumped-up violations of lease agreements. Yesterday, for this weekend, they (The JCAA) agreed to let him sign a weekend lease to use "His" facility, but they chain the gates and demand that everyone park in the main airport parking lot. Mike bends but he will not break, when will this chain-jerking harassment end? This is plain and simple harassment... IMO Mike has a lawyer now and is fighting the good fight, trying to take to this to Federal Court. Go get'em Mike!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Laurel, did the media (TV) newsies show up today after I left? I had heard that they might, just curious... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

I went to the DZ (Goldcoast) today, I bought a couple of tickets and promptly shredded one. When a load needed another person to fly, I manifested and didn't get on the load, fuel saved = $$$ saved Mikes spending money fighting this, like most jumpers drink beer... Quickly and alot! If you can donate, please do... lets fight to keep this DZ open! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

There you go again bursting my bubble. I got going on a perfectly good rant about that wench and you go and throw a wrench in my works... Gee thanks. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Good'ol'girl local... IMO if that Judge was in any way untruthful or not fully forthcoming about her abilities to proceed on the TRO instead of dismissing it then she needs to be brought to account for her inaction. If she could have Had Mike swear to the validity of the affidavit (or some such) then and there then she should have. I don't think she was not interested from the beginning in hearing the TRO, she either had something else to do that day (outside of court), just didn't give a rats-ass, doesn't like Pro Se's in her court or......... She was influenced. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[Thick English accent] Very good sir, very jolly good indeed sir! [/Thick english accent] Plenty of folk's who'll talk their ear off given half a chance ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Dang'it Girl! I cannot believe no one has mentioned the "Summer Solstice Boogie" in Wasilla, AK. This has been on my personal "Must Do" boogie list for awhile now, I've been fishing in AK and it was a truly memorable experience. the fishing, the incredible amount of wildlife and some of God's greatest, most awe inspiring scenery ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

F--K, Chile Relleno Rodriguez! Whenever I can Bro, whenever I can I'll be there... God, Family, (True) Friends and the will of a determined mind can overcome anything. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

A lease for the weekend?... Run thru the bullshit, jump thru the hoop, run thru more bullshit... From the newspaper links: The JCAA is trying to say mike has a lease to operate a DZ on the airport, so is a lease for a operations site/building, or for just the right to do business? Aaaah the smell of manure, Peeeyew! Evictions Leases TRO's Judges full of crap Asshat JCAA attornies Money blowing away like October leaves... Hold Fast Mike! C'mon people buy jumptickets no matter where you are, this could be your DZ next ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Yes, please detail this for us. Is the Feb 22nd date still in effect? Or is this a whole new ballgame? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

You see my rant about that Bi..., mmm errrrr Judge? I smell conspiracy theories... No, really the more I think bout'it the madder I get . ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

WTF! Are these Good'ol'boy's just trying to yank Mike's (and the skydivers) chain? Damned Skippy! Asshats at the Airport... The continuing saga... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Reminiscence from threads long dead, search it, it might still be in there from years ago. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Ya look like a cross between the Michelin Man and the Pillsbury Doughboy without their costumes Go get'em man, just starting talking guns -n- death penalty and your in like Flynn. "Dave!... Go to the gym." ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Congratulations! Vagre, my son you have a long way to catch your Padre, and thats only if I fall off the wagon (NOT LIKELY!). Chile *Clean -n- Sober* Relleno, living the good life for almost ten (10) years now, yes folks ten years. Who is Vagre Rodriguez?! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

I plan on being out there tomorrow, I'll do both, donate and buy jumptickets. Somebody get the newsies out there to cover our continuing operations and its uncertain future. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

I see we both made into the local newspaper articles They (Newsies) need to be invited out to the DZ and given the VIP tour -n- jump. ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

You know what? The longer I sit here thinking about that her honor "The Judge", the madder I get....... The way I see it she "Lied" to Mike through her teeth about her hands being tied on procedural and being forced to dismiss his TRO. You were there, she said the "Procedural rules", "The Law", "The Supreme court" even were very strict on TRO's, YET... Mike stated... Her ----- " The Judge" (No honorific entitled now) should be called to task for the lie, perjured herself as far as I'm concerned! Remember how she was acting and talking, "If, my court has "time" today we'll hear this TRO." I now believe she had no intention of hearing Mikes TRO! As stated elsewhere, "That courtroom was empty and the lights were off before we even left the building." This Chile pepper is getting HOT! GRRRRRRR!!! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

You too... I'm breaking out the BBQ sauce right now! I'm gonna sit right behind you in da'plane and find every airport schmuck and give'em a dose... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

That's "MR. Chile *Stinky Ass* Relleno" to you sir! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

Wrong place, wrong time.... Hell, just plain wrrrrong! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

G'day Mike, Atleast the newspaper articles are fair... If not favorable atleast sympathetic? Do you know if the JCAA has tryed locked us out as of yet, will they sic the police on us if we try to show up at the airport to jump? Can they legally deny use of the airport as well as the facilities? Does cutting us off for even a little while constitute a "Airport Access" issue? I still really think you should give those PH#'s to jumpers for them to call, send'em out to the rworg newsgroup, the local hotels, restraunts and bars. after all the JCAA is trying to take business away from them. while we're at everyone needs to call the local and/or state dept of tourism. A1 move on the attorney Mike, pay for your own so you don't pay for theirs! I've so many questions and thoughts, but you've already some highly intelligent and dedicated people fighting with/for you that I'll just stop with all my questions for now and let y'all get at'em.... ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868