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  1. Offer it up to a newbie who is having a hard time affording their first equipment. Can you imagine how happy you'd have been if something like that happened to you when you were trying to get your first rig together??? Just an idea... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
  2. Guys and Gals, I'm running out of time and options. I'm the newest casualty of the Telecom industry falling out that's been taking place and am now out of a job. Does anyone out there know of ANYONE looking for a network engineer/administrator??? I'm totally willing to relocate, at my expense if necessary. I've got 6 + years experience... I appreciate any leads you guys can come up with... Thanks! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Alright, you talked me into it... Actually you had me rounding third and sliding for home right about when you said "nakedness", so I'd say I'm about ready for round 3 now...! I just hope you know what you're getting yourself into... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Yes, it's finally going to happen!!! You heard it gentlemen...! Yeah...right on... woo ho...uh oh, aw crap... Premature deployment! Son of a b__ch...! I guess it's better that it worked out this way. You couldn't handle my "a" game anyway! Dove, I'm flattered you'd even take the time to write something like that... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    what's hotornot? "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Uh, she fell off a curb or something. "Hi, I'm diver. Wanna wrestle?"... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    I was thinking more along the lines of a little kids inflatable swimming pool filled with honey or something? But it's your fantasy so you've got the final say so... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    who? "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    something highway by the old Stone Temple Pilots... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Whatever... I guess watching is better than nothing at all... What about a ring man? You're going to need one of those... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Dove, I say again: Come to papa! No need to get lathered up, we can make our own... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    "Cue the unidentified crap talker from stage left" Oh there she is, grammatical errors and all!!! I'm not making any claims about being gifted in anyway. Well, not unless you count the size of my nostrils... Don't have to yawn very much, but I'm not sure how much clout that comes with... Hey but let's not lose site of the original context of this thread k. Wasn't it to get you a date or something??? Only kidding... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    dude, I'm dying over here...! That was hilarious... Thanks for having a sense of humor... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    I'm not "womanizing"... The only thing I'm guilty of is taking advantage of how easy it is to pretend I'm cool on the internet. That said, what were you saying about getting spanked??? "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Well, if that's your bait, then I'd say you're not going to be eating for a while! Kinda like trying to fish inside a submarine don't ya think??? Only playing friend. I don't know what it is about tonight, but I'm feeling a little froggie... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Aggiedave, is that all you got???!!! I don't know if I'd be sending that out to too many more woman... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Ouch... It's cool, have your fun but you KNOW the truth... ...all in good fun... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    It's a good thing you went first... Cause there wouldn't be a second after me! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Alright that's enough... I refuse to allow you to use your damn "woman" powers to over power another guy... Guess we'll just have to wait until that wonderful day where our two paths cross... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Well hell, if you think typed statements are fun, wait until you see what I can do in a dimly lit tent on DZ property with a few drinks in me! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    No prob, I've got your back... "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
  22. You could cut it all off for all I care! You'd still be gorgeous! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Michele, you've been awfully hard on yourself lately... Maybe it's time for a little pick-me-up? A pick-me-up and and turn me over for a big fat spanking!!! Cheer up already... You skydive for God's sake, that's 10 times better than sex will ever be! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
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    Well, since the girls aren't playing, I'll bite! Skymama- because she's got that sophisticated, but sexy quality about her. Dove- because she's not afraid to tell you what she wants, and better yet, How she wants it! And last, but definitely not least, Bbarnhouse- cause she's all kinds of mysterious! Yeah, I said it! What are you going to do about it!!! "pull high! It's lower than you think..."
  25. easy... not everyone can be a "ladies man"...good movie. "pull high! It's lower than you think..."