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http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/hp/content/oh/story/news/local/2007/10/04/sns100507walmartwedding.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Quote[His ideas and politics are just too radical and foolish for a lot of people.
If you think Ron Paul's ideas are too radical, then what would you say about someone who would to run the country by ignoring the Constitution, and bankrupting the country by starting war after war on the opposite side of the globe, some under false pretenses? How can anything Ron Paul has said compare to that for being foolish and radical?
It is a sad state of affairs when someone whose platform is based on observing the Constitution is considered "too radical and foolish"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuotePlease? My birthday's coming up ... y'all could take up a collection.
I've seen those on the market quite a few times over the last 10 years. I've always though it would be hilarious to see some survivalist group buy one of those and then get into a standoff with the FBI or BATF. Bet it would be quite different from Waco."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteOf the 30ish Senate seats up for election next year, nearly two thirds of them are republican held seats.
Well I don't blame hime for not wanting to give up his seat. You know how hard it is sometimes to find a nice clean seat w/o pee on it?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Quotewho's the hotty, the FEmale
Yes, that is all I see, too."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteIt's only been 55 years, but it looks like they are serious.
This is absolutely huge if it works out. The people of NoKo could use some help. And the whole world would do well to put this behind...
Sounds great, but I don't see how it can really work until they get rid of that dim-wit who thinks he is the North Korean equivalent of Jesus Christ.
And this would be a serious set-back to the plans of the Neo-Cons who were intending to next focus on the threat of NK after they get us bogged down in a war with Iran."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Sounds like more propaganda being put out by the Dubya administration to drum up support for attacking Iran. First Iraq had WMD's, now it's Iran."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteMiller links the wage fluctuations to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features.
Doh! I would suggest there would be a much higher correlation if they measured the customers blood alcohol level."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiche-eater"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Good god!!!
When I saw the title, I thought you were following in the footsteps of Lorena Bobbit."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteYup
I did it 12 years ago. here where i live you are only allowed to give 5 specimens so I gave 5.
Daddy???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
OK, the resolution is kind of low, and the response time could be better, but look at the size!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=453_1191345802&p=1
See the explanation under the title of how it is done."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteHe's searching for bombs....
Reminds me of when a co-worker asked me: "Ever seen a Polish Mine Detector?"
When "No", he covered both ears with his hands and began slowing walking forward, each time stamping his leading foot on the ground several times before putting his weight on it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
"I got stoned and I missed it."
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteWell, as a guy I'm obligated to be all for whoring tarts and their whorish ways. It sucks for the kids, but otherwise (as a guy) I'm all for it.
I know this sounds shitty, but it's really not a decision that I am allowed to make. It's an obligation.
That's disgusting!
It sounds exactly like something I would say."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Regarding the wedding pic; Did you pick up a lot of work stunt-doubling for Nicole Kidman?
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteNot sure if it has anything to do with it but watch this:http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=5657
Nothing to do with that other than happening at the same place. The original photo jumper is Felix Baumgartner."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteI disagree...it's a second langunage because it is THE single most non-user friendly operating system EVER!
http://www.apple.com/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
Quote>Cops spend 4 hours trying to talk him down. At some point you just have
>to realize you are done trying to baby a criminal. After 4 hours, It was time
>to shit or get off the pot.
I agree. And had they just plain left at that point, said "hey, do whatever you want, buddy" fine.
However, they didn't do that.
At that point they should have sent Harry Callahan up to talk to the guy. Remember the scene with the jumper in "Dirty Harry"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
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I also got a hold of a cadence meter and mounting bracket for my Garmin 305 part of my really wants an Edge 705 for it though...
You bastard!!! Now why did you have to tell me about that?
And here I was happy with my 305, not knowing the 705 existed."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteQuestions:
1. You're riding. There's a sidewalk or bike path off of and to the side of the road. Why do you guys still ride in the street?
If you are riding just because you are too lazy to walk, yes the sidewalk is a viable option. But if you are riding to get a workout, it is not. Trying riding on a sidewalk at speeds over 12 mph and you will understand. My usual course is 30 miles, with 2000 feet of climbing. My average speed is 14mph with top speeds on the downhills occasionally hitting 50mph. Try that on a sidewalk.Quote
2. So you're riding the streets. There's miles of street in your residential neighborhood. Why do you guys choose to ride in heavy- traffic streets choking on exhaust fumes?
I don't get it.
Why go all the way up to 12,500 when you could just do hop-n-pops from 2000? Does the word "boredom" ring a bell? I suppose I could just pave a circular sidewalk in my back yard and spin around that for 3 hours at a time."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteGreat...well, I guess I can just unscrew the back and see if I can manually align the things.
Wow!
A chick that isn't afraid to open up a TV to see if she can fix it!You are definitely not "High Maintenance"!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
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...when the squealing starts.
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Also, these are not commercial tapes. Just old personal stuff.
Uh, these "personal" tapes; They don't involve farm animals, do they?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. -
QuoteCan you imagine what the gear and lift tickets are going to cost?
Screw that; Can you imagine the time and money it's going to cost to get back from a bad spot?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.
US 'must break Iran and Syria regimes' (!?)
in Speakers Corner
I believe this is close enough to declare it an invocation of Godwin's Law, but it would be less funny if you had used the work "sickle" instead of "cycle".