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  1. Ken Burns was a guest on The Daily Show last night. Their video is up on their web site today.
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Still negotiating - have to go through interviews first,[:/]



    Look; When they ask you to release a hostage, just pick one at random; You don't need to interview them to decide which one.>:(
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Hey all,

    can someone tell me if you can clean up the data collected by a garmin? I've tried the export tool from the Training Center, but it doesnt output anything usefull. I'm using a Edge 305 with the Training Center software.

    Altenatively, do you know of good garmin forums?



    Damn. :| I have a 305, but I've never collected any dirty data. I must be doing something wrong.[:/]

    Seriously, I'd ask "vidiot". His Paralog interfaces with Garmin GPS units, so he has experience with it.
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Silly bike. Low power, slow, and too artsy to be useful. Where do you attach the rack?



    Ugh! $7500???:o
    For that price I want reactive armor to deal the situations like last week when some jackass hit-and-run driver took out my front wheel while I was crossing an intersection.>:(
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    stoopid dead people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:(
    ok...seriously just kidding there...but...the Sr. VP had a death in the family and now we have to RESCHEDULE!!!! >:(
    but...I'm gonna get another day outta this now!
    :)
    pain in my ass.....:|



    Don't you understand? That is an omen to let you know you should take one of the other offers![:/]
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Well, I was being a smartass, but I knew more then a few people while I was in college that slept on an airmatress for more then a couple of years.



    I started sleeping on one in college, graduated in '91, and I still sleep on one. I like them! The one I have now sits on a nice oak platform bed frame.
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    ..and I'm thinking this trip will be a lot of time downtown mostly as Mary has never been to Chicago. :)



    I'm sure she will forgive you. At least you didn't take her there in January.:P
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    You know that thing you did........:P



    IIRC, the last time that question was asked, we got:

    PopsJumper: "I'm doing it right now."

    AirTwardo: "Yes, we know; Please turn off the webcam!"
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    HA! Sometimes I've fluffed and accidentally sent stuff to the wrong e-mail, but my customer fluffed...



    :o
    She keeps using that word. I don't think it means what she thinks it means.:D
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

  18. On a winter road trip long ago, I spent a day skiing at Squaw Valley. As I was taking my skiis off at the end of the day, I noticed the pocket containing my wallet was unsnapped...OH SHIT...reached inside...no wallet. So as I was calmly considering my options, (while jumping up and down swearing up a storm), a nearby stranger asked what was the problem. When I told him, he directed me to the nearby building that contained the lost-and-found office.

    "Yeah right", I thought; What is the possibility in all the thousands of acres where it might be, that someone actually found it and turned it in? So I strolled into the office and told the girl my problem. She held up my wallet and asked, "Does it look like this?"

    I wanted to jump across the counter and get a lip-lock on her. Not just because she had my wallet, but because she was also smoking-hot!:D

    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    I have a name in my underware but it's not mine. some chick named Victoria.



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    Marty McFly: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
    Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.



    -- "Back to the Future"
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    OJ SIMPSON - Now gimme back all of my SHIT!!!

    :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



    Actually, I believe it is now technically the Goldman's shit.:ph34r:
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

  25. "If it was his shit, you must acquit."

    -- legal analyst Jeff Toobin on "The Colbert Report" (with tongue firmly in cheek)
    "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.