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then again, maybe I really don't know what the question is... I just know that I got my feelings hurt last night and I'm being a brat today.... like I said, I Just don't understand why some men don't think before they say things... UGH frustrating The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

the question... what posses you guys to do the things you do... I Just don't get it... do you mean to hurt us when you say things or do you just not realize that they are going to be hurtful... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

Figured we needed a separate post just for this topic... we are working on the female answer, But I think we deserve a bit of an explanation as well... by now, you all know that women are emotional creatures...we thrive on "the way we feel", and also the way MEN, make us feel... Not saying that dictates our lives, but when it comes to many of the conflicts between men and women, this seems to be the root of the problem. we like to talk, you don't we like to FIGURE OUT WHATS Wrong, you just want to be left alone... A compromise has to be reached somewhere people... SO MEN, START EXPLANIN The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

I hear you there... I can swim like a fish, so maybe we don't need the paddles after all, although they are a nice luxury... at least they won't hurt your feelings and say STUPID things without any thought behind them... Once again guys, I'm not talking about all of you... just really do'nt get this stuff sometimes... But where do these comments come from? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

hey, I live in Jersey, but I'll fly there kidding... being at work since 5am really takes its toll after a while... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

was walking down the street when I felt something CRACK me in the head... looked like a clump of brain cells... i'll put them in a safe place for you The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

hey, I can design... we can all collaborate to make a skydiving line that is work acceptable The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

don't pee in the wind... hee hee.... no seriously... your heart is free, have the courage to follow it... Go get em kid... my daddy always said that to me

that's the truth... I Just don't get it... a year and a half and then a comment like that... makes me sad...What is it with you boys? Some of you just can't get it together I guess... and notice I said SOME... I know that not all of you are like that...maybe I"m just being a brat today because I had my feelings hurt last night... I guess I'll just have to jump it out of my system... what else is a girl to do The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

that was a good one The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

the pope is just finishing his sermon for the day.. he closes with Tutti Homine, which means God bless all mankind... Well the womens rights have a fit and send him all sorts of letters...So the next sunday, he closes with tutti homine, tutti femine... God Bless all the Mankind, God Bless all WomanKind... So then the gay rights activists have a hayday, all sorts of letters and complaints... so the next sunday, the pope closes with... Tutti Homine, Tutti Femine, Tutti Fruti The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

I like to tell them it's a rune that means "closure" I like that one The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

women are the most complicated creatures on earth. men aren't that easy either... what's with a boyfriend of a year and a half suddenly chiming in with, don't worry honey, its not you, i love you and you are beautiful, I just get wiggy about the whole relationship thing sometimes.... So one asks, well are you saying that means you want to run for the hills sometimes... and he replies, well yea... AND YOU WONDER WHY WE CAN BE INSECURE SOMETIMES... my GODDDDDDDDDD you tell us you want us to be sucure in our relationships, and just when everything seems wonderful and good, you chime in with something like this... I JUST DON"T FREAKING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i'm a bit upset today The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

So i'm bored out of my mind at work, all of my clients cancelled today... BUT ITS ONLY 2 MORE DAYS UNTIL I JUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!! and what do I do with my day... I sit here and ramble on and make no sense what so ever... but at least you all understand my madness... Anyone got any good stories to share??????? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

Thanks for all the good wishes everyone!!!!

you mean there are virgins around DZ's???? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

Thanks!!!!! Good luck to you too!!!! its been one crazy ride but its all worth it in the end The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

thanks man, damn how many cases of beer am I going to owe this weekend.... any advice? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

hee hee hee hee, that was a good one... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

really puts some things into reality doesn't it... sweet man sweet!!!!!!!!!! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

hey everyone, works been nuts so I'm just not reading everything that's been going on... I was officially called an altitude addict this weekend by 2 JM's at CK's, and I must agree...i was at a graduation party 5 minutes from the DZ, and I left the party to go hang out at CK's... much more fun there...... Wish me luck I start my AFF"s this weekend... sooooooo stoked... 3 jumps this weekend... only 15 more until my A... Had to share my excitement here because every whuffo at work is telling me i'm nuts, i just say i feel safer in the sky If anyone's gonna be at CK"s this weekend, stop and say helloooooooooooooooooooo Blue Skies The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

guess that makes a lot of us that will be there labor day weekend... Hope to see you guys there... Dave, how was your birthday??? The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY DAVE... ANYTHING PLANNED FOR TODAY? CARRIE, NICE PIC!!! IT KILLS ME BEING IN HERE ALL DAY... SWEATY, SMELLY PEOPLE AND ONLY 3 WINDOWS AND A FEW SKYLIGHTS... BUT i DO HAVE A JOKE... SORRY IF I OFFEND ANYONE, A TOTALLY OFF COLOR JOKE FOR ME TOO... A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR.. HAS A SEAT, AND THEN NOTICES A MONKEY IN A CAGE BEHIND THE BAR... HE LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND THE BARTENDER TELLS THE MAN, DON'T ASK... THE GUY THINK NOTHING OF IT AND HAS A DRINK. A FEW DRINKS LATER HE SAYS TO THE BARTENDER, HEY MAN, I'VE GOTTA ASK. SO THE BARTENDER LOOKS AROUND AND SEES THAT NO ONE ELSE IS IN THE BAR... HE TAKES THE MONKEY OUT OF THE CAGE AND WACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BAT, THE MONKEY DROPS DOWN AND STARTS GIVING THE BARTENDER A BLOW JOB... THE MAN LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER TOTALLY ASTONISHED... THE BARTENDER ASKS THE MAN, HEY WANNA TRY... AND THE GUY REPLIES, YES, JUST DON'T HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SO HARD The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are

So I'm up at 4:30AM, at work by 5 AM, and yes, once again, the skies are a perfect blue color, with no clouds this morning, at least I didn't see any from outside of the gym skylight....AND HERE I AM, STILL INSIDE... but this is all worth it right, we make money and get nice new rigs and pay for dives... Yes, I'm trying to convince myself to stay at work today... actually to stay at work at all... can't we just jump all day , not yet, not yet... Ugh, thank god I'm jumping soon... Anyone have any good jokes to keep me awake today oh and a hello to Weid, see ya in a few weeks, you'll be at CK's right? you can find me on the CREEPERS again... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are